THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Maxxy Mouse had a rough day friday @ TMZ so he had a really drunken night.

Dax must have looked at him weird.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Maxxy Mouse getting his hair done in the CLUB, why is he such a douche.

Dude, this isn’t the movie Troy… put your shirt back on.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik first Maxxy Mouse is drinking High Life now with the economy down he has decided to move on to the even more economical Pabst Blue Ribbon, damn times must be tough.

Can someone at TMZ please talk to this knee toucher.  He is making you cubicle warriors look like minimum wage Douche Tards.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Maxy Mouse is Head over Heals for the champagne of beers. He is on TV can’t he at least afford MGD, what next will we see him drink PBR.

Only Gay Gymnasts do handstands!  Is there something you need to tell the world Maxy Mouse?  Because last time I checked Miller Highlife was the closet of beers.- nik

I am thinking he smells what I smell or he has a habit we don’t speak of.