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Kyle Boller Showed Us Why He Is A Back Up At Best

December 13, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Miss Good Finger, Oakland, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we all know Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller are expecting a kid and I’m glad he’s got himself such a messed up Dream Killer and that’s why he blew the game yesterday.  He came in for a drive and somehow managed to throw an interception in 3 passes, I wonder how it feels to be considered such a good prospect and then come into the NFL and become such a jabroni?  I feel bad for the kid, his father is a loser.

Don’t worry because they are having a boy. Kyle Boller will force this kid to play football and then blame Carrie Prejean when he fails.- nik

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Carrie Prejean Is Expecting In May

November 11, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller are expecting a child in May.  How do you feel about the biggest star you have ever posted on TheDirty.com having a child, and sucks Kyle Boller is such a dumb *ss and made the mistake of getting her knocked up.

One thing we know… their child will be a compulsive liar.- nik

ALSO SEE:  Miss Good Finger

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Best Carrie Prejean Could Do Is A 3rd String NFL Quarterback Kyle Boller

June 30, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your favorite person on earth has found herself a back up QB dumb enough to marry her.  You broke her nude pictures first Nik, you are the man, you know nobody really wants you anymore when all you can do is be a 3rd string QB.  What you think about this Nik, is it going to last?

Yeah, they we make it because Kyle gets off on chicks who are compulsive liars.- nik

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Even The Today Show Is Using Your Site

May 11, 2010 Manhattan, Miss Good Finger, The Dirty 8

Even the Today Show is using your Site!

Even the Today Show is using your Site!

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, I was watching the Today Show on Tuesday morning, and what is the topic of conversation? The controversial pictures taken by this years Miss America Contestants. Pictures of shims and +2′s flashed on the screen. Then, a naked picture of Carrie Prejean came up. What logo do I see as a source for the Today’s Show. That’s right the infamous Dirty Logo on the Today Show! Why are you always right?! DIRTY ARMY STRONG!

Remember when I said I have video of Miss Goodfinger touching herself in places we do not speak of (masturbating) and everyone laughed at me.  It sucks to be right all the time.- nik

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Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger’s Lies

November 20, 2009 Dirty Athletes, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, St. Louis, The Dirty 59


Radar Online:  In between getting fired as Miss California, writing a book and admitting to a sex tape, Carrie Prejean has found time to fall in love. She has been dating professional football player Kyle Boller – the back up quarter back for the St. Louis Rams – and RadarOnline.com has the first photo of the two love birds.

In her book Still Standing, Carrie wrote the following dedication:

“To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have you in my life. You have shown me what love is. Thank you for supporting me through all this drama.  I knew when we met there was something so special about you.”

Kyle you are an ignoramus!  You better be sleeping with one eye open because that chick will stab you in your sleep.- nik

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Vivid Obtains Carrie Prejean Sex Tape

November 16, 2009 Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 27


AVN LOS ANGELESVivid Entertainment Group announced today that it has obtained a copy of the much gabbed about sex tape made by former Miss California Carrie Prejean and is looking to make a deal with the model for rights to distribute it.

“We’ve now seen the footage that has been so much in the news lately, we’ve reviewed it and we are ready to negotiate with Carrie,” said Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch. “We look forward to contacting Carrie and forging a business relationship with her.”

This announcement follows Vivid’s second public offer to Prejean, made Wednesday, of $1 million to appear in a movie for the studio. That offer—first extended last May after Prejean made headlines for her anti-gay marriage comments during the Miss USA pageant—was re-upped in light of the rumors that recently surfaced about this sex tape’s existence.

“The footage we saw is a series of very graphic and hot clips,” said Hirsch. “Let’s just say that she appears to be totally enthusiastic and is thoroughly enjoying herself. Carrie says the tape was ‘the biggest mistake of my life.’ That may be, but she can take this mistake and turn it into cold, hard cash. I’m more convinced than ever that this could be our best-selling Vivid-Celeb tape.”

Hirsch refuted the circulating speculation that Prejean was 17 years old at the time this video was shot, saying the third party who brought it to Vivid affirmed that she was of legal age.

The Prejean video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released titles starring such personalities as Shauna Sand, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, Jimi Hendrix, Vince Neil and others.

You are welcome and Carrie Prejean (Miss Good Finger) congrats on becoming a Pornstar… I want my cut.- nik

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Carrie Prejean Is The Devil

November 12, 2009 Detroit, Miss Good Finger, The Dirty 22


THE DIRTY ARMY:  So now that Ms. Good Finger has been outed as a liar and a BAD CHRISTIAN who does immoral acts with men we wanted to let you know that her scumbag lawyer Richard Thompson will also lie to protect her good Christian image until his client comes out and admits she finger bangs herself on video and takes nude pictures.  It is funny how so many people say they are “Christian” but when it is time to step up and do the right thing…they follow the money instead of the Christian path.  Hey Carrie Prejean, pay me my fee and I will say whatever you want!  YOU ARE ALL HYPOCRITES AND WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!

Richard Thompson Career Highlights:

·  Family, Faith and Freedom Award from the Family Research Council (1997)

·  Defender of Life Award from The American Center for Law and Justice (1996)

·  President’s Award by the Executive Board of the Baptist State Convention of Michigan for efforts against assisted suicide (1996)

·  Friend of the Family Award from Michigan Christian Coalition (1996)

·  Champion for Life Award, for Biblical Christian Values and for Children, from the American Family Association of Michigan (1993)

·  Award in recognition of service defending traditional Judeo-Christian values in the public arena from Foundation for Traditional Values (1997)

·  Distinguished Service Award from the Catholic Lawyers Guild of Lansing Diocese for his fight for the sanctity of life (2000)

Dick, do yourself a favor and drop your client “the Devil”.  You really don’t want the DIRTY ARMY on your back.  Her fingers touching places we don’t speak of is not worth going to hell for.- nik

Also See: Flashback- Carrie Prejean’s Lawyer Is A Sinner

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Flashback- Carrie Prejean’s Lawyer Is A Sinner

November 12, 2009 Detroit, Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 20



Richard Thompson is a terrible Christian.  I decided.

Also See: I Told Everyone Miss Good Finger Carrie Prejean Was A Liar

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