Miss Good Finger | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

I Told Everyone Miss Good Finger Carrie Prejean Was A Liar

November 12, 2009 Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 55


Can we move on now… I keep telling everyone she is a pathological liar and nobody listens?  I am not kidding on this… Carrie Prejean and Gretchen Rossi need to make a sex tape together.  The can call it “Liars and Vibrators 1″.

Carrie your legal will be hearing from me today.  I want a retraction from you… Thanks for calling me out on distributing child porn.

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Carrie Prejean On Solo Sexy Tape

November 10, 2009 Manhattan, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 45

E! Online: Fox News isn’t usually a celeb’s go-to place to discuss her too-graphic-for-TheDirty.com sex tape.

But Carrie Prejean has a big ol’ fan in Sean Hannity, so why not? Calling it the “biggest mistake” of her life, the deposed beauty queen tried to set the record straight about a video she says she shot of herself and sent to a boyfriend when she was a teenager.

“All by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me,” she said tonight on Hannity. “Never did I think it would ever come out. But it was bad judgment. It’s embarrassing. It’s humiliating to be talking about this on national TV, if you can imagine. “

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I love how she called me a liar about the masturbation video months ago.  I am glad she is “trying” to tell the truth, but she is still telling lies to the world to make herself look “proper”.  Anything to sell books I guess… media can we move on and stop making Miss Good Finger famous for nothing.- nik

**Congrats to her PR for an impressive job on the constant sinning damage control.  Now you might want to talk to your client about not having her eyeballs pop out.  She looks like she is rolling when she talks.

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**Update** Carrie Prejean To Be On The Today Show To Talk About Her Porn Career

November 5, 2009 Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 64


I am not understanding why the Sex Tape is is such huge news today.  I told everyone about this back in the day.  How good she is at masturbating and that it was too graphic to post on TheDirty.com.  Hence her Dirty Celeb name Miss Good Finger.  Also, I just found out that she will be on the Today Show on Tuesday probably to lie that she has never touched herself down below.

**Carrie Prejean sex tape forced ex-Miss California’s lawsuit settlement- NYDailyNews

TMZ Reports:  We have more info on Carrie Prejean’s abrupt about-face during the settlement negotiations with Miss California USA lawyers — when they showed her the X-Rated version of Home Alone … starring Carrie herself. When the video started playing, Carrie’s first reaction was “that’s disgusting” … and Carrie denied it was her. Then, the camera angle changed … and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed … so to speak. Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million dollar demand.

That is classic… Miss Good Finger is a patho liar.  I decided.- nik

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**Update** Miss Good Finger Carrie Prejean Proves Why She Is An Idiot

November 4, 2009 Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 36

TMZ Reports:  Carrie Prejean nets a big fat zero in her settlement with the folks at Miss California USA, sources tell TMZ. Carrie and the Pageant officials have settled their lawsuits against each other and the terms were confidential … until now. We’ve learned the Pageant will fork over around $100,000 for Carrie’s lawyers and publicists connected with the public battle royale. That money goes directly to her flacks and not into her bank account. We’re told Carrie personally gets zilch.

So basically Carrie paid 100K to be a nobody.  You and Balloon Boy should hang out sometime.- nik

**Update TMZ Reports: Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork. The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

My Bad.  And everyone asked me why I called you Miss Good Finger?- nik

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Miss Good Finger Carrie Prejean Sued Over Implants

October 20, 2009 Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY:  LOS ANGELES — Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is being countersued over her breast implants. K2 Productions, which directs the Miss California USA pageant, is requesting the $5,200 it gave Prejean for her breast augmentation surgery. They’re also seeking to throw out a portion of Prejean’s lawsuit, specifically the portion dealing with public disclosure of private facts.

“The alleged ‘private facts’ consist of her breast augmentation (which ceased being private during the swimsuit competition of the nationally-televised Miss USA pageant, in which Ms. Prejean walked the stage in a bikini),” the lawsuit states.

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No wonder they look so bad… $5200 is a Tijuana price.- nik

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Miss Good Finger Prejean Lands A Book Deal

July 20, 2009 Miss Good Finger, San Diego, SDSU 9
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone is going to pay this ignorant chick to let them publish a book with her name on it. I can hardly wait. What about those “goodfinger” pictures, anyway? Will we ever see them or are you going to wait for her book to come out and then show what a f*cking hypocrit she is:
“Disgraced Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has landed a book deal with Regnery Publishing, the publisher announced Monday.

The book, titled “Still Standing,” will tell Prejean’s side of the controversy surrounding her reign as Miss California USA and her answer at the Miss USA pageant against gay marriage.

Specifically, the announcement claims, Prejean will answer such questions as:

  • what happened behind the scenes at the pageant
  • why she answered the Perez Hilton question as she did
  • what really led to her losing the Miss California crown
  • and how she has been forced to battle the left’s double-standard on free speech and the bias against conservatives – particularly conservative women – who stand up for their beliefs

Prejean lost her crown last month for skipping scheduled appearances, though she has claimed that her firing was a setup.”

All she wants is attention.  She is fake and is trying to milk any money she can.- nik

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EXCLUSIVE: Carrie Prejean Officially FIRED, Here Are The REAL Reasons Why

June 10, 2009 Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 56


Why was Carrie Prejean fired? Here are TheDirty facts:

1) Carrie was unavailable for the pageant organized interviews. She committed to only 1 of the 17 interviews that were scheduled. Sadly, the pageant had pitched 46 different entities for press interviews with Carrie but only 17 agreed. The others refused because of the controversy that Carrie was embroiled in.

2) The main sponsors for Miss California USA sent letters to the organization claiming that they will no longer sponsor the pageant because of the controversy that Carrie had caused. Her statements against gay marriage and rights and the lies regarding images of her (thanks to TheDirty.com) had appalled the sponsors and their clients.

3) The costs for the organization to deal with the controversies caused by Carrie far outweighed the revenues they could possibly ever recoup from her representation. These costs were primarily legal fees including notifying Carrie of her multiple contract breaches as well as the public relations costs for the unremitting damage control.

The only recourse the pageant had was to fire Carrie Prejean… Donald, finally used his infamous line “Carrie, you are fired!”.

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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**

June 10, 2009 Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 3251

**DIRTY ARMY wins AGAIN!  Guess who is getting fired today!

TMZ reports: Carrie is getting her walking papers this afternoon.  

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TheDirty.com Exclusive: Self-proclaimed bible thumper Miss California, Carrie Prejean, should start pointing the finger at herself for her own indiscretions. TheDirty.com has received exclusive images of the homophobic debutante that would clearly strip her of her Miss California crown. So much for being a good role model for the state of California Carrie. Looks like your Dirty photo shoot makes you a sinner too. I decided.


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**Update May 6, 2009**- Carrie’s rep tells TMZ the photo that’s circulating is not a semi-nude pic — “It’s not a semi-nude pose because she’s modeling for lingerie.”

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