Miss Good Finger | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Miss Good Finger Is Too Hungover For Larry King

May 15, 2009 Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (TMZ) - We know why Carrie Prejean backed out of doing “Larry King Live” tonight. She partied too hard!

Carrie celebrated her 22nd birthday in Atlanta last night. She was scheduled to do Larry’s show tonight in L.A., but her people called hours ago and said Carrie had a birthday party last night and she was really tired and took a flight that put the airhead in the air at the time Larry airs.

And wait, there’s more. You’ve heard the story that Carrie is co-hosting “FOX and Friends” later this month? Well we found out she has not asked anyone from the Miss California pageant for permission — a direct violation of the ground rules Donald Trump established yesterday at the bimbo summit.

Satan is telling her to.- nik



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Happy Birthday Miss Good Finger

May 13, 2009 Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 107

“Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit [who] [is] in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God’s.”

1 Corinthians 16-20



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Headlines News Discussion

May 13, 2009 Manhattan, Miss Good Finger, The Dirty 37

They don’t call her “Miss Good Finger” for nothing?

Also See: Miss California Carrie Prejean Chronicles



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Carrie Prejean Before Her REFUND Gap

May 12, 2009 Hollywood, Miss Good Finger, The Dirty 85

Check out “Miss Good Finger”, Carrie Prejean, in some old footage from the E! Channel… She should have never bolted on the +2′s.

**Sidenote: Tell your brother, who is using you to promote himself, to pay his child support. I am sick of all these strippers emailing me trying to throw him under the bus.



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Another Email From The Crazy Christian Pastor

May 12, 2009 Manhattan, Miss Good Finger, The Dirty 154

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My inbox was flooded today after “Miss Good Finger” (Carrie knows exactly what her DIRTY Celeb name refers to) was let off and got to keep her crown… even her good old Pastor wrote me back.

Click here to see what this nut-job wrote me yesterday



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“Miss Good Finger’s”, Carrie Prejean, Older Brother Speaks Out!

May 12, 2009 Dirty TV, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Billy Arnone, the older brother of Miss California Carrie Prejean (Miss USA runner-up), speaks out about his sister.

“I ride dirt bikes with a couple black guys.” Since when did black people start riding Dirt bikes? Also, I never thought Carrie was dating Michael Phelps… she was just a “Burner” (pump n dump throw the 2nd cell in the trash) to him. Billy, best of luck in your future battles… I really hope your mom never licked your Greg when you were little and for what it is worth Perez Hilton would probably bone you.- nik



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Congrats To Miss California Carrie Prejean

May 12, 2009 Manhattan, Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty 183

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Donald Trump has decided to keep “Miss Good Finger” (her new DIRTY Celeb name I am giving her).  Miss Good Finger, congrats on your first leg victory.



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TMZ Posts Nude Modeling Shots Of Miss California

May 11, 2009 Miss Good Finger, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 182

Carrie, that sucks and if it makes you feel any better… you didn’t need +2′s.



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