THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we were all introduced to the white Mr. 615 this past summer, and the black Mr. 615 the other day. I was looking through photos and I can’t help to wonder if both of these 615′s can exist? Obviously they could both fit in a port-a-potty together, because they are 5’4 155, but can Nashville continue to handle all this SWAG? I know that the both of them have been stocking up on Ed Hardy board shorts this winter, and I’m just afraid that this summer the lake in Nashville is going to explode like a pit bull’s eyeballs.
I can’t believe Ed Farty is still cool in Nashville and that these retards masturbate to the Jersey Shore guys.- nik