Mr. 615 | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Can Nashville Continue To Handle All This SWAG

March 2, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we were all introduced to the white Mr. 615 this past summer, and the black Mr. 615 the other day. I was looking through photos and I can’t help to wonder if both of these 615′s can exist? Obviously they could both fit in a port-a-potty together, because they are 5’4 155, but can Nashville continue to handle all this SWAG? I know that the both of them have been stocking up on Ed Hardy board shorts this winter, and I’m just afraid that this summer the lake in Nashville is going to explode like a pit bull’s eyeballs.

I can’t believe Ed Farty is still cool in Nashville and that these retards masturbate to the Jersey Shore guys.- nik

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Mr. 615′s New Girl Cassie Sure Is A Winner

February 11, 2011 Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 77

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Police Say Nashville Salon Owner Caught Up in Marijuana Trade.  Posted by Brantley Hargrove on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 6:20 AM.  Cassie King, co-owner of Nashville’s Eyecandy Salon, may have been using the business to launder as much as $66,000 from the sale of marijuana, police say. “The finances of Eyecandy are a part of the continuing investigation by the Drug Task Force,” police spokesman Don Aaron said. According to affidavits, after intercepting phone conversations, police determined King, 30, husband Jeffrey King and others planned to purchase 300 pounds out of a 500-pound shipment brought into Nashville March 8 in a travel trailer. Police investigators witnessed a co-conspirator pick up 127 pounds of grass from Jeffrey King and drive by Whites Creek High School. Two days later, police arrested the two of them.

Mr. 615, I am not a genius or anything, but I don’t think father would like to know you sleep with a drug dealer.- nik

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Mr. 615 Can’t Deny His Affair With Cassie Any Longer

February 10, 2011 Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 135

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 615 and Cassie Roark have been denying their affair, because Cassie is still married to 615′s former friend, who is incarcerated. There is no denying it now, a “friend” of his discovered Cassie’s grey Charger at 615′s house in the wee hours of the morning. I guess it’s possible they were making smores and playing wii…but we all know better. Mrs. Roark is currently on bail for several charges. I hope 615 realizes the thin ice he is skating on here. Her husband will get out eventually!

You can never hide from or lie to the DIRTY ARMY. Mr. 615 is f*cked.- nik

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New To

February 8, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Mr. 615, Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 27

silly f*aggot, d*cks are for chicks.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I JUST heard about from a friend’s facebook newsfeed in another state. I’m glad I checked it out. I’ve been backtracking some posts trying to learn more about the site and the people who post and this Mr. 615 guy is a real character. I’ve seen numerous posts and emails from him about how he’s so tough, bangs his head retarded on concrete and f*cks his body up so he can take you on. 1) Nik, you must be one bad *ss mofo for him to have to practically kill himself to prepare to fight you and 2)why on earth hasn’t he done it yet? and 3) I bet he’d sh*t himself if YOU found HIM first.

I don’t believe in violence, I use Gandhi tactics when it comes to these posers.- nik

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Mr. 615 Is Back On Facebook

February 7, 2011 Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 112

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, self proclaimed “Mr 615″ aka “Bad Boy” Chase Mitchell is back on Fb and back in the clubs. The city has relaxed a little too much on Chase and he is feeling safe outside his home again. As you can see by this FB post he is still the biggest douche in Nashville and arguably top 5 in the nation. We all figured we would update you on Chase to let him know we are still watching and won’t stop until he goes into seclusion for good. Chase is currently on his 3rd business handed to him by his daddy, Mitchell Motors. He already wrecked Malibu Tan, and Dad’s Towing so dad has him selling lemons to Mexicans in East Nashville. Chase is also dating Cassie Roark. Chase was supposed to be friends with Cassie’s man, but he is locked up and Chase again shows what type of TRU friend he is, and Cassie shows again that she is a gold digger. They have been all over eachother at Louie’s every weekend. DA Strong!

I thought Chase got some chick pregnant? Did he ditch her already and let’s be honest Chase was only pretending to be friends with Mr. Roark to get into his sisters pants.- nik

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You Need A Dirty Dictionary

January 30, 2011 Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw a post you had the other day about creating a “dirty dictionary” and I must say it is about time. I have so many terms I want to bless you with. Plus, now maybe Urban Dictionary will not steal your stuff now. Check out this beauty I found while surfing their website.

I wonder if that one thumbs down was Mr. 615?- nik

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12 Pack Writes To Nik Richie

January 9, 2011 Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 149

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you low life scum of the earth pig! I have no problem with you clowning me, because I am a celebrity and I understand what comes with my status, but Chase (Mr 615) and Amanda are innocent victims !You have now posted, claiming that mine and Buck 50′s child IS CHASE’s? Chase and Amanda have not had sex before, so how would that be possible? DUH! Neither Chase nor Amanda have a way to combat you and your insults, but I have the power to fight you! I KNOW people. Do you know John Sykes, the president of VH1? Well I know him personally. Do you know Brandon Burgess of Ion TV? Well I do! If you think for one second that I will not ruin your career, your crazy. Chase is keeping you from being booked in Nashville and surrounding areas, but I will shut you down in Vegas, LA, Miami and NYC. Do you have a video on youtube that fans dedicated to you? well I Do. What me, 615, Buck 50 decide to do in private is none of your business! Leave us off TheDirty or there will be consequences.

Thank you for your concern Keg Stand. Please don’t ever email me again… I don’t have time for fake celebrities.- nik

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Whose My Baby Daddy

January 7, 2011 Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 58

BUCK 50- whose my babies daddy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Buck 50 on the right doing it up on NYE. She had by her side the infamous gay 12pack and her real babies daddy Mr. 615. Word on the street is they all went home and had a threesome. The truth about this girl is that Mr. 615 and her belong together. She’s a gold digger and he is shallow. Hot girls always date ugly rich guys. Can we put together a dirty wedding sponsored by nik himself. Do us all a favor nik and domesticate these two so we can stop seeing their faces out together.

I would never promote something that would end in divorce… it is not healthy for the child.- nik

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