THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as previously reported, Mr. 615 has been dating his friend’s (who is in prison) wife, Cassie. 615 is telling Cassie that he is in love, however he is already back to his old tricks. He has been secretly slaying “Certified Sloot” Megan Ha**omb, formerly of The Dirty. 615 met Megan at the strip club she works at and has been seen in and out of her Hermitage Apartment on the regular. Chase is also back being a human pin cushion and cheating hard to try and fill out his 5’6 frame by the Summer. Nik, why does Chase always have to cheat on women, and cheat in gaining muscle? Why can’t he work hard and be faithful? Maybe it’s his parents fault?

What happened to the baby?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we were all introduced to the white Mr. 615 this past summer, and the black Mr. 615 the other day. I was looking through photos and I can’t help to wonder if both of these 615′s can exist? Obviously they could both fit in a port-a-potty together, because they are 5’4 155, but can Nashville continue to handle all this SWAG? I know that the both of them have been stocking up on Ed Hardy board shorts this winter, and I’m just afraid that this summer the lake in Nashville is going to explode like a pit bull’s eyeballs.

I can’t believe Ed Farty is still cool in Nashville and that these retards masturbate to the Jersey Shore guys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Police Say Nashville Salon Owner Caught Up in Marijuana Trade.  Posted by Brantley Hargrove on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 6:20 AM.  Cassie King, co-owner of Nashville’s Eyecandy Salon, may have been using the business to launder as much as $66,000 from the sale of marijuana, police say. “The finances of Eyecandy are a part of the continuing investigation by the Drug Task Force,” police spokesman Don Aaron said. According to affidavits, after intercepting phone conversations, police determined King, 30, husband Jeffrey King and others planned to purchase 300 pounds out of a 500-pound shipment brought into Nashville March 8 in a travel trailer. Police investigators witnessed a co-conspirator pick up 127 pounds of grass from Jeffrey King and drive by Whites Creek High School. Two days later, police arrested the two of them.

Mr. 615, I am not a genius or anything, but I don’t think father would like to know you sleep with a drug dealer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 615 and Cassie Roark have been denying their affair, because Cassie is still married to 615′s former friend, who is incarcerated. There is no denying it now, a “friend” of his discovered Cassie’s grey Charger at 615′s house in the wee hours of the morning. I guess it’s possible they were making smores and playing wii…but we all know better. Mrs. Roark is currently on bail for several charges. I hope 615 realizes the thin ice he is skating on here. Her husband will get out eventually!

You can never hide from or lie to the DIRTY ARMY. Mr. 615 is f*cked.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I JUST heard about TheDirty.com from a friend’s facebook newsfeed in another state. I’m glad I checked it out. I’ve been backtracking some posts trying to learn more about the site and the people who post and this Mr. 615 guy is a real character. I’ve seen numerous posts and emails from him about how he’s so tough, bangs his head retarded on concrete and f*cks his body up so he can take you on. 1) Nik, you must be one bad *ss mofo for him to have to practically kill himself to prepare to fight you and 2)why on earth hasn’t he done it yet? and 3) I bet he’d sh*t himself if YOU found HIM first.

I don’t believe in violence, I use Gandhi tactics when it comes to these posers.- nik