THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok Mr. 615 is an absolute joke, and has kept me laughing with his emails. But running a close race is FROG aka No. 1. Since they both have a super man crush on you and are always ranting about how they want to put their hands all over you, you need to set up some kind of duel between them and the winner have some type of temporary DA immunity (not really but tell them this). Now that would be some funny sh*t to hear the excuses that they come up with of why they wont do it or are too busy. They both claim to be some f*cking tough, juice monkey muscle heads, so they need to back that sh*t up or go kick rocks. Either fight each other or get in the octagon with some dude the same size and lets all sit back and watch them get destroyed. It can be a live feed on TheDirty and Ari can negotiate with UFC some opponents. Mr. 615 and his handling of 10 pitbulls, is that dude for real, really? Just a thought, trying to always look out for the DA when I can.
Already in the works… we are trying to set up a Royal Rumble with all these idiots. My money is on The Burrito.- nik