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Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
Unicorn vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch vs Tranny Manny
Chernobyl vs The Guppy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look it is your horse “My Little Pony” from Houston.  She really is dirty.

I hope she comes out to my birthday party in Houston Feb. 7th.  I would love to meet My Little Pony.- nik

With the new year coming, I am excited for my new horse…  DIRTY ARMY please decide wisely.  She looks Derby strong in the mouth.

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Samantha, I think she is the most beautiful girl to ever walk the face of the planet.  You have to agree with me on this one.

Don’t agree, but I would like to recruit her to be one of my Horses (perfect mouth).  I never thought in a million years I could find a stallion in Houston, but I feel a connection with Sam.  So DIRTY ARMY I need a good name and more intel on this dark horse.- nik