THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, as a true Dirty Army Soldier I follow all TheDirty celebs on twitter and not sure if you caught the twitter war between Pucker and Nick Malibu last night but some sh*t went down.  I think Pucker is mad at Nick Malibu about him banging some chick that is a mutual friend of theirs, but im confused because I thought Nick Malibu was a Gay.  Personally I think Pucker is jealous of Nick Malibu because he might have a small part in Transformers 3 which is great for Nick Malibu the kid is trying to make it in life, not like Pucker who is all about attention and making porn.  Nik do you know why this twitter war occurred.

I don’t care how it occurred… I was watching TV when it happened, but I am #TeamMalibu till I die!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! So are little or should I say BIG dirty celeb Nick Malibu is FORGY. He tried to get close to the unknown Pucker just so he could get closer her friend Marvin. He found Marvin on facebook and confessed his love to him and how he wanted to move to Seattle to be with him. Marvin took his phone sex virginity!  So Nick Malibu can you expain this one in your next vid?

I hope this isn’t true because I was pretty sure Nick Malibu was for the Straights.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik what is Nick Malibu thinking calling out 50tyson, this guy is a certified gangster.  Nick Mailwho lacks a little thing called street cred and the ability to spit a verse.  He better check himself real quick and lay off my boy 50Tyson, Imma take this kid to the top, piggyback him to fame if I have to.  I know talent when I see it…Nick MaliWho get out the way.

I should fire Gayden Solo for the way he just said the word “about”… there is no question 50Tyson is a lyrical genius.  Gayden please get back to work.- nik

I just want to wish all the Cougars out there a happy Mother’s Day…

Now let’s get back to business… Finally, the god Nick Malibu has spoken and he tells it like it is.  I feel like this Rap/Pop war might be bigger than the 2Pac-Biggie drama.  People in the streets need to hide their children because it is about to go down.

P.S. Malibu never fix that smoke detector… it adds to your swagger.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am sure you have heard, but now the monster you created “Nick Malibu” is getting paid to plug product.  Is he a douche or just a smart Dirty Celeb?

I think he is pretty smart for being a gay retard.  Definitely smarter than Leper or Pucker.- nik

He is almost like the voice of God…