THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, now that Nick Malibu is at the age of 20, do you think he will still be a Dirty Celeb by his 21st.  And on his 21st are you going to invite him to Vegas so Ari Golden can teach him how to slay 2.6′s and 3.4′s?

Happy Birthday Nick Malibu- Remember to follow your heart and all your dreams will come true!  You will be a star!- nik

I can’t tell if Nick Malibu is talking about hooking up and breaking up with dudes or chicks?

If I went to a bank I would want to go with Nick Malibu.  I do have to say he gives the best advice in the world.  Him and the Dalai Lama should make an Ostridge porn together.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so your boy Nick Malibu has been on twitter talking about how his site launches April 1st and he will be selling T-shirts as well.  He will also be promoting his music on there since he has been working on a single which is due for an Early Summer release in 2011.  It totally obvious he used you for fame nik, you put up a couple of you tube and this kid goes off signing contract for his own site and making money off you nik.  Has he even thanked you yet?

Yeah, I can’t believe he did this to me.  It hurts my heart knowing how bad he used me to become famous.  Well I guess that is life…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am not sure if you know, but your boy Scooby is at war with Nick Malibu on twitter.  I think Nick Malibu is winning.  He made this twitvid and I think it needs you attention because ATL wants you to come back soon.  Do another Primal event please and bring Malibu!!!

HOLLA!  I am starting to get concerned for Nick Malibu’s safety.  I have never developed a celebrity this fast and I am worried he might not be able to take the pressure from fans and media.  NM, your are next level, but don’t burn yourself out… stay blue!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so your new star Nick Malibu is a complete heart throb!! I am a girl and I can not believe he won’t talk to me, he has such luscious lips and golden hair, I swear its love. I think I figured out the reason why he is being so stuck up, I follow him on twitter and I read a post of him distraught over a girl, ” why don’t you ever talk to me anymore ” SO I stalked her, I had to prove she was gorgeous, and she was. Nick is as straight as any metro sexual male who loves Britney Spears, but he was in love with the girl in these photos too.

Nick you need to forget about this DreamKiller… her nose make no sense for your celebrity lifestyle.  Pretty soon you will be pulling more ass than a toilet seat.  Cut this one loose Malibu.- nik