THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I seen your super Star Nick Malibu at the mall I thought I would get a picture of him but he did not want any pictures hes real nice i felt like TMZ lol!

Slowly, but surely Nick Malibu’s whole life is about to be exposed.  It sucks to be a celebrity, now we know Nick Malibu actually lives in Chicago and not LA.- nik

Have a Malibuishious day!  My staff needs to relax on Nick Malibu… he got his degrees when he was 5.  Sorry Scooby but he is next level.

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, maybe you’re right about Nick Malibu walking into the club and getting all the chicks. Maybe he’s not for the gays.  And even if he is, he’s still pulling in alot of chicks. P.I.M.P. He even reeled in a purple crayon chick. I wish I was a famous gay guy so I could have girl fans all over me.  Nick Malibu is so on top of his game that Nik Richie didn’t even need to give him a Dirty Celeb Name, ONLY PERSON IN DIRTY HISTORY TO ACCOMPLISH THAT.  GANGSTA!

Just want to inform everyone not to fear the forehead spider sides because Nick Malibu’s single drops summer 2011 and I believe he will be the Britney Spears of this new decade hands down.- nik