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Nickel Is Falling Off

March 22, 2014 Nickel, Scottsdale, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nickel posted this on her IG and she is starring to go down hill.  For the last few years she has got hotter and hotter, but I feel like she is at the age where everything starts going down hill from now on.  Agree?

Her eyes will always carry her through life. The rest of her body is just there for technical reasons.- nik



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Shimderella And Nickel In Vegas

October 28, 2013 Las Vegas, Nickel, Shimderella 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Shimderella and Nickel getting down in Las Vegas for Halloween weekend.  Not going to lie, I love seeing these 2 DCs together.  Both are getting older, but have maintained their looks.  Shimderella for sure, you remember her before you got her those perfect +2′s?

Shimderella’s leg is in on point in the second image.- nik



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Is Nickel Taken

October 17, 2013 Nickel, Scottsdale, The Dirty 205

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, needed to know something.  Is Nickel single?  Because as a trout in my mid 40′s, I’m ready to buy her love.  I want to pay all her bills and whatever job she has now, I will equally pay that to her monthly so she can still feel independent and save money.  I will provide her with everything, I know she has friends in the same situation and she knows how happy they are and how much money they are making by just being a girlfriend and doing actual family vacations.  I just don’t want to pursue her financially like this, if she isn’t a single girl.  Nickel I reside in Newport Beach, so you will have to relocate.

Nickel, get this guy to buy out your contract. Scottsdale sucks.- nik



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Found Your Perfect Eyes

October 17, 2013 Las Vegas, Nickel, Scottsdale 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this whole thing about your eye search is interesting.  But you totally forgot about Nickel’s eyes, they are truly out of this world.

No, I’ve looked into Nickel’s eye tons of times. They suck you in, but they are clouded in person. I couldn’t see myself inside of them.- nik



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Nickel Is Not A Nice Dirty Celebrity

August 19, 2013 Nickel, Scottsdale, The Dirty 81

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was out in Old Town Scottsdale somewhat drunk and I bumped into this goddess. I was starstruck and asked Nickel for an autograph and she declined. I said cool no prob can I get a picture with you and she yelled “My names not Nickel” and stormed off. Nik I’m 98% sure it was her. Do you know if she lives in Scottsdale now?

Yup Nickel runs Scottsdale now. Also, she does not sign autographs or take pictures for her fans, so don’t ask (and yes her boobs are real).- nik



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When Is It Going To Be Attractive To Jump Off A Bridge

May 24, 2013 Las Vegas, Nickel, The Dirty 239

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look what Nickel posted on her instagram. Why is Tricia Evans blaming you for murdering b*tches?

Actually Tricia has a point… maybe I should tell fat chicks to jump off a bridge!- nik

 



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Nickel Is Kind Of Getting Married

May 1, 2013 Las Vegas, Nickel, The Dirty 12

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so your girl Nickel is getting married. She is claiming that it’s just a promise ring, but that’s only because of the diamond size. I’m actually shocked she is marry a broke dude especially with all the rich guys she was sleeping with in Las Vegas.

Well the guy is definitely not Merlin.- nik

**Merlin was my former employee that decided to quit working for me to become a doctor. He actually really became a doctor. Rich bastard!**



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Results From Taking Nik Richie’s Advice

April 23, 2013 Las Vegas, Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I must say, I think Nickel has taken your advice over the years. She just turned 25 and looks better than ever!  She was not hot at all in the beginning and with the improvements you recommended she ended up decent.  Truly such a beautiful flower she has turned into.  I hope she gives you credit deep down inside regarding this unimaginable transformation from a 2.3425 to a 9.48372.  Keep up the good work Nickel… you too Nik.

Nickel is still in the Nickel range (5.8991772). Her eyes still carry her, but I do like the skinnier arms she has now. Nickel, you still need to work on the skin cancer issues. Still way too many freckles on that body.- nik



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