THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Nikki! She is by far the most eccentric girl your going to find on here, minus the +2′s. She has so far surrounded herself with so much dirty potential I am shocked she hasn’t been offered a dirty celeb name yet. She is from a smaller town in Seattle area but just recently moved to Las Vegas with one of your other dirty celebs. She is so naturally pretty that I wouldn’t mind seeing her in the seattle/vegas section, and I know there is so much dirt on this girl. For starters, who dates Corey Couture and leaves the photos as proof up? Please Nik give this girl a name in the world!

What the hell happened to Nickel?? She looks terrible… the brown hair makes her look like a troll.- nik

*****Voting Ends Tomorrow at 5PM (PST)******

Round 1 Winner: AR Mystery

Round 1 Winner: RackStar

Round 1 Winner: Nickel

Round 1 Winner: Silver Dollar

March Madness starts back up Monday. My legal team ROCKS!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to say that out of the last month seeing all of these girls trying to be Dirty Celebs like Shimderella I am going to always be team Nickel.  She is by far the prettiest girl you have ever chosen and has the best personality. I know if she checked this site if she had enough time she wouldn’t even care her best friend was a dirty celeb. She is so wacky and fun to read about I always wonder what she will do next she keeps me waiting and I can’t help but wonder when we will see new photos of her living the best life out of everyone. I found this photo of her with out any make up and it proves how pretty she is regardless of being fake like all of the other girls. Not to mention she isn’t even photo shopped she is such a doll.

Nickel, if you are going to submit yourself at least pretend you graduated from junior high or provide a better picture to distract us from the run on sentences (and I thought my grammar sucked).- nik

Click on the picture to see Nickel progress through the years, and watch her become better looking with time.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I told Nickel over a year ago that this fake ugly butterface was just using her to get on TheDirty.com and oh look what happened she’s now becoming a dirty celeb. All I have to say is Nickel you should of listened to your real friends and not this fake photoshopped butterface!

Nickel has no friends, just clients.- nik

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