Nickel | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Nickel Gets Paid Illegally

January 19, 2010 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik huge fan! Love the site I thought I would update you on Seattle dirty celeb Nickel aka Kalli Ho*ne. It is a 100 percent proven fact she is ilegally accepting money, people in Seattle always wonder how she can afford even cheap things like going to Vegas but it is confirmed since being laid off in august from Bellevue Joey’s after a sexual dispute from her aproaching a chef sexually at work she has been getting paid unemployment since. Don’t get me wrong I am not judging that part of it, it is meant to help but the best part of it all is she has had several jobs since – so if anyone has seen her at a tanning salon working or the random jobs she’s juggled she has been paid under the table and no proof of taxes or government involving as she makes two incomes. Dirty army do you know where the last place she sold a bottle of tanning lotion? Perhaps these companies should realize she is not worth the risk.

They have realized and booted her ass out of Seattle.  She is a nomad now… Last I heard she was moving to LA yesterday, but my money in on her getting stuck in the Vegas rat race.  Best of luck Nickel.- nik

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How Has Nickel Been

January 12, 2010 Las Vegas, Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Dirty Celeb Nickel partyin’ it up in Vegas for New Years. Tell me, Nik, is it just me or is she goin downhill?

Nickel is a parasite.  She emailed me and asked for free rooms in Las Vegas because she is a celebrity.- nik

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The Dirty Merlin Has Done It

December 9, 2009 Merlin, Nickel, Scottsdale, Seattle, The Dirty 23

I just wanted to congratulate Merlin… all that hard work of stalking, brainwashing, phone sex, naked texts and saying “I love you” to Nickel has paid off.  He has officially conquered her with his EMO skills.  Live long and prosper at Hot Topic Merlin.


I inserted pink names to save their relationship from creepers.

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Nickel Is Almost A Dime

November 24, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 88

wannabe barbie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of Nickel these days.  I have seen her out and she has been looking hot!

Anyone can look better in Black and White.  Nickel still looks rusty to me.- nik

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Nickel, Not A Player She Just Crushes A lot

October 4, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nickel is dating a trainwreck girl named Mel yet in every picture she is with a different girl and not one of them is her “girlfriend”. We already caught her playing Douche Bag Steve and Pixie Merlin! Looks like we caught her again.

She is a dreamkiller of the LESBO variety.- nik

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Nickel’s Transformation

October 2, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 60

Nickel's transformation

Nickel's transformation

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some recent shots of Nickel’s recent transformation…it had to be fast because I saw her last Wednesday and she was a tan brunette with short hair, now she’s pale with long black hair?

I hate it when LESBOS try to find themselves.- nik


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Nickel’s New BFF

September 17, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the promo h*e’s and Nickel, looks like we’re connecting the dots here between these three skeezers. These girls aren’t even hot and I am embarrassed to claim Seattle. Her new BFF is L*ura B*ll, you can see her acting as Nickel’s latest counterpart out here in Kirkland, WA. She is your standard ugly promo girl with future sagger complex, more commonly known as natural big boobs, thinks she’s a model, except she is beat because the DA knows photoshop is for liars. Interesting play by Nickel here to find girls less attractive than her to boost her self-esteem, don’t you think is it just me or does Nickel seem to do anything possible to fit in? she replaced all her blonde friends with brunettes and even dyed her own hair dark again….and i thought she doesnt drink? call me crazy, but that looks like a drink in her hand. FOLLOWER! thats how you KNOW when someones fake.  And L*ura is BFF’s with Ms. “Allergic to latex”  for the Slooter In White post earlier today.  Nik what is truly going down with nickel?

This is why I don’t follow anybody on Twitter.  I am a leader not a follower.- nik

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My AIM Convo With Nickel

September 15, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 32


Sorry Nickel you are a DIRTY CELEB… they will never come down.  Leper cried when the FAT picture went up, but she fought through it.  She understands how to deal with celebrity, you need to do the same.

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