Nickel | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Nickel Is Looking Frail

September 15, 2009 Nickel, The Dirty 56

Nickel is looking frail

Nickel is looking frail

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nickel is looking super skinny, her hair is so blond and I wish I could find out what she is using for her skin. What do you think Nik, will our virgin princess tell me her secrets of how to keep on the leper diet?

You are joking right?  She looks fat and more trolly than she has ever looked in her life.  She needs to admit to herself that she peaked at age 19 and move on.- nik


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Nickel Is Racist

September 9, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 38

Nickel is Racist

Nickel is Racist

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every time we go out to the club Kali always makes a point to say to our group “All of the black guys are always trying to dance on me, they are so gross!”  These pictures are kind of solid evidence she might be a mini RR. Her body language is speaking for its self, first she shoves a black man off her, then she makes it a point to harass another. I am assuming she did not vote for Obama.

Nickel stop taking posed pictures and making up stats to be on  That’s so JV.- nik

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Desperate Nickel – You Picked Her Good!

September 2, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 91


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nickel,

Seattle doesn’t like you. Your a big faced freak with a big time chance in playing the next role in Obssesed, this time without beyonce. You are beyond creepy, what normal girl writes there ex they cheated on an eight page letter and leaves it on his car while he is asleep because he had to block your phone # because you called thirty times a day. Not to mention you take pictures of yourself crying have a friend post it and act like you never visit this page. You claim your in a gay relationship.. Steven hates you, you cheated on him and he thinks your gross for every lie you fed him. Seattle knows the truth, and your the worse gay impression I have ever seen, not to mention your already butch – why did you have to aim for the tranny with a greg practicly crawling out of her horrid eye makeup? Nik, kudos – you can see a hott mess in advance and wait for them to mature into it. She is psycho, and you knew it all along.- Seattle

Nickel, maybe it is time for a transfer to another city… one that can appreciate your tanning salon (lotion) sales skills.  DIRTY ARMY, any ideas on what city Nickel should move to?  

**Steven, Nickel hooking up with Merlin doesn’t really count as cheating. Merlin has magic powers that I cannot explain… ask any dude who has gazed into his eyes.

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August 26, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 65


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nickel is sad about her break-up. I would give her a big hug, wouldn’t you? Word on the street is she’s rebounding with a girl. She even is listed as “in a relationship” with some chick. Wonder if it’s real love or just a attention go getter.

I think she was made for a chick.- nik

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Nickel Has Always Been Crazy

August 20, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 26

Nickel has always been crazy

Nickel has always been crazy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at these old picture I found of nickel! She looks pretty beat as a brunette, and I think she got a nose job too.

What a waste of beautiful eyes.  I can’t believe how young she looked at 18.  She was like a knee touchers dream girl.- nik

[Image: Missy Weston]

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Nickel Is Going Downhill Quick

August 19, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 69

nickle needs

nickle needs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, by the looks of her face, she needs to not be eating all this fried chicken at this BBQ…. to much grease…. yuck.  Remember when she was hot.

I am wondering if we need to change her name to Penny.  She is definitely making Seattle look bad… she is probably in depression mode right now because of her breakup, so she doesn’t care how she looks at the moment.- nik

[Images: Jive Photography]

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Nickel Has Friends?

August 15, 2009 Nickel, Seattle, The Dirty 76


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Look who it is.. Kali, Jen, Olga. What has the world come to??

Nickel hasn’t got the memo yet that tanning yourself Orange is worse than smoking.  What is with the chicks face in the middle?  It never ends.- nik

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Single Nickel

August 11, 2009 Nickel, Seattle 29

Single Nikel

Single Nikel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nikel and the douche bag Steve B. are over, it seems. She personally won’t admit it but he is no longer on her top friends on myspace and from the comments I’ve noticed on her facebook it looks as though they are officially done. Must be time for him to go back to club promoting and dating beat chicks. I heard at party in Seattle Steve wouldn’t let Nickel out of his site for even a second.

No wonder she has been hitting me up.- nik

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