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The New Nik’s Chick

January 22, 2012 Hollywood, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like your perfect girl Amber Heard got +2′s! I’m a straight female and I think I’d go gay for her. She’s flawless. There’s a video of her doing a nude scene in a movie and they weren’t this big so I think she definitely bought them.

No, those are real and yes, you can call her Nik’s Chick.- nik

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I Don’t Buy Scooby’s “Nice Mexican Mormon” Thing He Has Going On

December 4, 2011 Las Vegas, Nik's Chick, Scooby, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to keep your boy Scooby in line. He keeps ruining your interviews by cutting you off mid sentence and trying to act like the nice guy in the hopes of hooking up with a chick. Check the last interview with Jenna Shea for example. Dude was trying to cock block you for no reason in the hopes of hooking up with her. Stop pretending to be the nice Mormon guy Scooby. There’s a reason why Nik is married and you’re not. Step your game up. Nik I think you should start teaching him pointers on how to be more Alpha.

He is legit. He hasn’t had sex in 6 years (I really think 9 years) and that has nothing to do with the Mormon factor. I blame the weight gain and being Mexican. Scooby lost 25 pounds and is still going. He was 195 pounds in the picture above and I really think he will get there and get laid before 2012.- nik

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Nik’s Chick Out In Dallas

November 12, 2011 Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Nik's Chick, TCU 8

niks chick/ most eligible Dallas night out??

niks chick/ most eligible Dallas night out??

niks chick/ most eligible Dallas night out??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Most Eligible Dallas’ Glenn Pakulak hosted the Dallas Candyland Halloween Benefit this year…and what do you know, Sarah (nik’s chick for those of you who aren’t dirty army strong) was in attendance. The party was full of 30 k milli’s and cougars, so her fine ass was an anomaly… Thoughts?? and should she be on the show next season?

She should be on the next season because she is crazy and will never find true love.- nik

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What The Hell Happened To The Dallas We Use To Love

July 22, 2011 Crow, Dallas, Nik's Chick 1

What happened to Dallas

What happened to Dallas

What happened to Dallas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m a long time fan of your site but I have to say, Dallas has been so boring lately, where’s the people we loved to see stories about like Nik’s chick, the crow, 8 belles & adriana, your boy k.wash, even leper hasn’t been on here in a while. And what ever happened to Predator? Nik please tell the dirty army to step it up in Dallas.

I am not sleeping with anyone in Dallas now, so I don’t give it much attention. NC that is not a flattering picture, it makes your nose look Mexican.- nik

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Did Nik’s Chick Really Leave Her Ferrari Driving Boyfriend For Scooby

April 25, 2011 Dallas, Nik's Chick, Scooby, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I heard that Nik’s Chick is leaving her Ferrari driving boyfriend for your boy Scooby.  I didn’t believe it when I heard it, so I figured I would go straight to the source and see what this is all about.  Because if I’m right her name is Nik’s Chick, so Nik, what is the validity to this rumor?

I don’t know… sh*ts getting weird. We were in Vegas and he asked me for permission to date her?? I already knew about the secret love affair for the past month or so (Sorry Ferrari guy). Personally, I think she is just psycho and cannot let go.- nik

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March Madness- Sweet 16

March 28, 2011 Houston Rockets, March Madness 2011, Night Rider, Nik's Chick, Prodigy, The Dirty 13

***** Voting Ends at 5PM (PST) ****

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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round Of 32

March 25, 2011 Brock's Chick, Chesticles, Houston Rockets, March Madness 2011, Night Rider, Nik's Chick, Osama Chin Laden, Prodigy, Star F*cker, The Dirty 34

****Voting Ends Tomorrow at 5PM (PST) *****

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Nik’s Chick Does Not Have Megan Fox Thumbs

February 24, 2010 Dallas, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is confirmation that Nik’s Chick’s definitely does NOT have Megan Fox thumbs.  Also, are you butt hurt that she has moved on to Brody Jenner?

Told you that she has normal thumbs.  No, I am all good.  Brody can have my leftovers.- nik

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