Nik’s Chick Does Not Have Megan Fox Thumbs

February 24, 2010 Dallas, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is confirmation that Nik’s Chick’s definitely does NOT have Megan Fox thumbs.  Also, are you butt hurt that she has moved on to Brody Jenner?

Told you that she has normal thumbs.  No, I am all good.  Brody can have my leftovers.- nik



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Dirty Army Wins

February 12, 2010 Dallas, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 26

Dirty Army Wins!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA we have won again! Niks Chick posted this picture on her twitter clearly to hide her Megan Fox thumbs! Good thing she took our advice, see we are just helping people one flaw at a time! DIRTY ARMY STRONG!

Everyone needs to relax… she has normal thumbs.  I promise.- nik

**I love how media is going nuts over Megan Fox’s thumbs all the sudden.  Didn’t I call this 6 months ago… wake up!



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Mosiac Building Evacuated Last Night Because Of Nik’s Chick

February 9, 2010 Dallas, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am super pissed and I think this needs attention.  I live in the Mosiac (vampire drug building) in downtown Dallas on the 23rd floor and yesterday 3,000 people had to evacuate because Nik’s Chick was trying to cook a Salmon.  She almost burned the whole building down!  Get your girl in check Nik.

Are you sure she wasn’t cooking a Mexican Fiesta for fake Medranos?  I hope she does burn that whole building down.  The Mosiac is just a high end crack den for people who can’t pay rent, but “blow” money on bottles and models.- nik



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Nik’s Chick Is Single

September 14, 2009 Dallas, Nik's Chick, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Dallas is buzzin’ about Nik’s Chick.  She just broke up with her boyfriend Donkey and is now claiming Scissor Gang Mafia.  Real of Fake?

FAKE SGM… if that is true good for her.- nik



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Give Her Another Shot Nik

July 27, 2009 Dallas, Nik's Chick 10

make up or break up?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all think you two should make up? Nik what do you say?? Give her another chance…

No, she is too famous for me now.  Plus, I am too old and broke for her taste.- nik



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Bun In The Oven?

July 18, 2009 Dallas, Nik's Chick 8

blimpbump

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think she is hiding a “bump” lol…is Nik Jr on his way?

That could explain a lot… maybe that is why she got fired from Suite.  Nik’s Blimp remember the speech you gave to me about how you changed Leper’s lifestyle and you vowed to keep her safe.  Looks like you did a great job.- nik



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Donkey Is Cheating On Nik’s Chick

July 13, 2009 Dallas, Donkey, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks to me like the recent poundage gained by Nik’s Chick was reason enough for Donkey to go out and get some new, skinnier tail. Guess she should eaten a few less cheeseburgers, now she will have to find a new sugar daddy.

Nik’s Blimp also got fired from Suite last week… don’t worry though, Donkey is rich.  He will take care of you (Gold Chain=’s).  I promise.- nik



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We Found The Root Of The Problem

July 8, 2009 Dallas, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 43

blimpnik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like we found the cause of the recent explosion. You would think being in her occupation and having a man, either the club or the dude would tell her to stop the bingeing.

Dude, her Donkey wants her to explode so I don’t cock block or Visine her again.  Since when did Sex = Relationship?  Try the #4 meal at McDonalds, not sure what it is, but I know you will like it.  Donkey will pay for it.- nik



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