I Don’t Buy Scooby’s “Nice Mexican Mormon” Thing He Has Going On

December 4, 2011 Las Vegas, Nik's Chick, Scooby, The Dirty 14 8,804 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to keep your boy Scooby in line. He keeps ruining your interviews by cutting you off mid sentence and trying to act like the nice guy in the hopes of hooking up with a chick. Check the last interview with Jenna Shea for example. Dude was trying to cock block you for no reason in the hopes of hooking up with her. Stop pretending to be the nice Mormon guy Scooby. There’s a reason why Nik is married and you’re not. Step your game up. Nik I think you should start teaching him pointers on how to be more Alpha.

He is legit. He hasn’t had sex in 6 years (I really think 9 years) and that has nothing to do with the Mormon factor. I blame the weight gain and being Mexican. Scooby lost 25 pounds and is still going. He was 195 pounds in the picture above and I really think he will get there and get laid before 2012.- nik

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Nik’s Chick Out In Dallas

November 12, 2011 Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Nik's Chick, TCU 8 7,104 Views

niks chick/ most eligible Dallas night out??

niks chick/ most eligible Dallas night out??

niks chick/ most eligible Dallas night out??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Most Eligible Dallas’ Glenn Pakulak hosted the Dallas Candyland Halloween Benefit this year…and what do you know, Sarah (nik’s chick for those of you who aren’t dirty army strong) was in attendance. The party was full of 30 k milli’s and cougars, so her fine ass was an anomaly… Thoughts?? and should she be on the show next season?

She should be on the next season because she is crazy and will never find true love.- nik



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What The Hell Happened To The Dallas We Use To Love

July 22, 2011 Crow, Dallas, Nik's Chick 1 6,001 Views

What happened to Dallas

What happened to Dallas

What happened to Dallas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m a long time fan of your site but I have to say, Dallas has been so boring lately, where’s the people we loved to see stories about like Nik’s chick, the crow, 8 belles & adriana, your boy k.wash, even leper hasn’t been on here in a while. And what ever happened to Predator? Nik please tell the dirty army to step it up in Dallas.

I am not sleeping with anyone in Dallas now, so I don’t give it much attention. NC that is not a flattering picture, it makes your nose look Mexican.- nik



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Did Nik’s Chick Really Leave Her Ferrari Driving Boyfriend For Scooby

April 25, 2011 Dallas, Nik's Chick, Scooby, The Dirty 48 9,699 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I heard that Nik’s Chick is leaving her Ferrari driving boyfriend for your boy Scooby.  I didn’t believe it when I heard it, so I figured I would go straight to the source and see what this is all about.  Because if I’m right her name is Nik’s Chick, so Nik, what is the validity to this rumor?

I don’t know… sh*ts getting weird. We were in Vegas and he asked me for permission to date her?? I already knew about the secret love affair for the past month or so (Sorry Ferrari guy). Personally, I think she is just psycho and cannot let go.- nik



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March Madness- Sweet 16

March 28, 2011 Houston Rockets, March Madness 2011, Night Rider, Nik's Chick, Prodigy, The Dirty 13 8,181 Views

***** Voting Ends at 5PM (PST) ****



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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round Of 32

March 25, 2011 Brock's Chick, Chesticles, Houston Rockets, March Madness 2011, Night Rider, Nik's Chick, Osama Chin Laden, Prodigy, Star F*cker, The Dirty 34 8,629 Views

****Voting Ends Tomorrow at 5PM (PST) *****



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March Madness, Final matchups of Round 1

March 22, 2011 Kaden Solo, March Madness 2011, Night Rider, Nik's Chick, Osama Chin Laden, SD Coug, Shimderella, Star F*cker, The Dirty, The Shining 5 7,091 Views

Winner: Star F*cker

Winner: Nik’s Chick

Winner: NightRider

Winner: Osama Chin Laden



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New Place New Beginnings For Nik’s Chick

July 19, 2010 Dallas, Nik's Chick, The Dirty 64 7,737 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Nik’s Chick and Eduardo are officially got back together.  She said new place, new beginning, LOL, everyone that has ever been close can see through her bs and laugh at her.  New beginnings? how can you say that when you have been on and off with this broke douchebag for the past few years of your life?  No other man wanted to try and keep up with her fantasy world she lives in and tries and control because she thinks she is above everyone.  Please let her know that she is not fooling anyone, we know you are not happy and eduardo and her will be broken up next few weeks as usual.

Glad to see that she dresses him now.  Donkey do yourself a favor and check her cell phone records.- nik



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