THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I heard that Nik’s Chick is leaving her Ferrari driving boyfriend for your boy Scooby.  I didn’t believe it when I heard it, so I figured I would go straight to the source and see what this is all about.  Because if I’m right her name is Nik’s Chick, so Nik, what is the validity to this rumor?

I don’t know… sh*ts getting weird. We were in Vegas and he asked me for permission to date her?? I already knew about the secret love affair for the past month or so (Sorry Ferrari guy). Personally, I think she is just psycho and cannot let go.- nik

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Winner: Star F*cker

Winner: Nik’s Chick

Winner: NightRider

Winner: Osama Chin Laden

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Nik’s Chick and Eduardo are officially got back together.  She said new place, new beginning, LOL, everyone that has ever been close can see through her bs and laugh at her.  New beginnings? how can you say that when you have been on and off with this broke douchebag for the past few years of your life?  No other man wanted to try and keep up with her fantasy world she lives in and tries and control because she thinks she is above everyone.  Please let her know that she is not fooling anyone, we know you are not happy and eduardo and her will be broken up next few weeks as usual.

Glad to see that she dresses him now.  Donkey do yourself a favor and check her cell phone records.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is confirmation that Nik’s Chick’s definitely does NOT have Megan Fox thumbs.  Also, are you butt hurt that she has moved on to Brody Jenner?

Told you that she has normal thumbs.  No, I am all good.  Brody can have my leftovers.- nik