THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA we have won again! Niks Chick posted this picture on her twitter clearly to hide her Megan Fox thumbs! Good thing she took our advice, see we are just helping people one flaw at a time! DIRTY ARMY STRONG!

Everyone needs to relax… she has normal thumbs.  I promise.- nik

**I love how media is going nuts over Megan Fox’s thumbs all the sudden.  Didn’t I call this 6 months ago… wake up!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dude, your girl has Megan Fox thumbs….why didn’t you tell us before?

She doesn’t… that is just a weird angle and she is not my girl.  She has a boyfriend who thinks he is dating her eventhough she claims single.  We had our day in the sun.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am super pissed and I think this needs attention.  I live in the Mosiac (vampire drug building) in downtown Dallas on the 23rd floor and yesterday 3,000 people had to evacuate because Nik’s Chick was trying to cook a Salmon.  She almost burned the whole building down!  Get your girl in check Nik.

Are you sure she wasn’t cooking a Mexican Fiesta for fake Medranos?  I hope she does burn that whole building down.  The Mosiac is just a high end crack den for people who can’t pay rent, but “blow” money on bottles and models.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Dallas is buzzin’ about Nik’s Chick.  She just broke up with her boyfriend Donkey and is now claiming Scissor Gang Mafia.  Real of Fake?

FAKE SGM… if that is true good for her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all think you two should make up? Nik what do you say?? Give her another chance…

No, she is too famous for me now.  Plus, I am too old and broke for her taste.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think she is hiding a “bump” lol…is Nik Jr on his way?

That could explain a lot… maybe that is why she got fired from Suite.  Nik’s Blimp remember the speech you gave to me about how you changed Leper’s lifestyle and you vowed to keep her safe.  Looks like you did a great job.- nik