THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks to me like the recent poundage gained by Nik’s Chick was reason enough for Donkey to go out and get some new, skinnier tail. Guess she should eaten a few less cheeseburgers, now she will have to find a new sugar daddy.

Nik’s Blimp also got fired from Suite last week… don’t worry though, Donkey is rich.  He will take care of you (Gold Chain=’s).  I promise.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like we found the cause of the recent explosion. You would think being in her occupation and having a man, either the club or the dude would tell her to stop the bingeing.

Dude, her Donkey wants her to explode so I don’t cock block or Visine her again.  Since when did Sex = Relationship?  Try the #4 meal at McDonalds, not sure what it is, but I know you will like it.  Donkey will pay for it.- nik

Hey, stop stalking me… when you send a person 7 text messages and they don’t respond, you should get the hint.  FYI- Make sure you wear knee pads next time you go to work so you are safe from your boss.  

Bottom line is that we could have worked, but you blew up like Goodyear.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Leper and NC have the right idea…hang with completely beat women to seem hotter. but seriously….why these 2 fugly girls.

Look how fat the beer chuggers arms are… even the black dress doesn’t help the cause.  What the hell happened?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought this was hilarious it looked like this gogo was riding the pole.  I’m sure its nothing she can’t handle, also I like her lil nipple slip which was visible all night.  Why are all these gogo’s so dirt.

What is that thing? “She” definitely had a Greg at some point.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is hot off the press!!!  Nik’s Chick has moved in with 21 year old Eric M.  Well not technically, but pretty much.  I live on the same floor as one of them, but I am not sure who actually owns the place.  I am guessing Eric since I see him the most.  Looks like an easy marriage.  I wonder if you will get the invite? lol

Good for them… at least he is not a club owner.- nik