THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik what the hell is wrong with Nik’s Chick? Her douche boyfriend always wears sunglasses in the clubs and talks about closing deals 30k milli style and how much Gucci he rocks. The kid is 21 for crying out loud. You think she would be smarter than that to fall for some no name club rat in Dallas?

Love plays tricks on the mind my friend.  Let them run off into the sunset in a buttery bliss of animal love.  She needs the attention this Jansport (backpack) gives her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so hooked on Leper… thanks to twitter I can stalk her now.  Who is the random donkey always hanging with Nik’s Chick?  They are everywhere together.  See you this Friday brother!

That is her boyfriend Eric.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I noticed you fighting with Nik’s Chick on your trip to Dallas.  I really hope you guys work out your differences because I think she is naturally beautiful and you belong together no matter what RichieRexic says.

It is what it is… she is a great person and her new boyfriend is a lucky guy.  Hopefully we will not be fighting in Las Vegas this weekend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Nik’s Chick and Leper might have given Leper’s man an awesome night. Maybe they will give you the royal treatment in Vegas…

Let me guess the car is Lepers.- nik

Also See: Leper, Nik’s Chick

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, can’t wait to meet you and Jaden in Dallas. Are you and Sarah W**d still talking? If not, I’m available… I’m hotter than her anyway. XOXO

No, we are not talking… My life is way too confusing to include her or anybody at the moment.- nik

Jade Solo Turns 21:

May 14: Dallas, TX (Dolce Vendetta)

May 15: San Diego, CA (Hardrock Hotel)

May 16: Beverly Hills, CA (Playboy Mansion)

May 17: Scottsdale, AZ (Private Piggy Party)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik? Look at your ex and all her smokin friends? WHY DID YOU LET THIS ONE GO!!??

Who said I let her go?  Terrible picture.- nik