THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA since DirtyScottsdale.com and can’t believe how far the website has made it.  If you are an OG dirty fan, you know Optical Illusion and G-Girl use to be superstars on this website.  In the past 2 years, there hasn’t been much of them on the site since they aren’t relevant any longer.  I did a little research and its crazy to see these two girls now.  I wanted to ask you who do you think has aged better?  Personally I think Optical Illusion has, she just looks grown and ready for the real world.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes to LSU and she was in one of my classes. I think she is sooo gorgeous. She is educated, pretty, and seems really nice. Her boyfriend is super fine as well.  I’m so tired of seeing trashy, dumb, fake girls on this website. Thought I’d switch it up a bit.

This is Dirty Celeb Optical Illusion, I already claimed her as my favorite DC back in the day, but she is not aging well.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here’s some more pics of “optical illusion” A.K.A Rayne, A.K.A. the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. So you wanna change your mind yet?

She is not aging well (never a good sign when the thighs can touch). I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not submitting dirty and I wanted to know what happened to the caption of the day? I couldn’t find where I could e-mail thedirty.com so I got lazy and clicked the submit dirt link. One of my daily joys was to see the hilarious titles people created and I’d try to win again…. thanks for the cougars shirt. Here are some random pics of O-Ill as a brunette during the summer. Dirty Soldier.

I got rid of it because nobody was funny and I ran out of t-shirts. Once the second leg of our clothing designs finalize I will probably bring it back. So if you have old school dirty gear hold onto it because it is vintage. As for Optical Illusion, she needs +2′s… the whole “real thing” is so 1992.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i go to LSU and i always see my favorite dirty celeb O-Ill around. Halloween came around and i waited for her to put her sl*tty self posing pictures up and what a let down. the vampire costume is from last year and the dead freak is from this year. COME ON THAT’S NOT SEXY!!! you’re slacking bad. come on.

I agree O-ill’s costume/make-up sucked… what a waste of time and money.- nik