Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

The Hottest Dirty Celeb Virgin

December 1, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 28 9,211 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is Raine even a dirty celeb? There’s nothing dirty about this girl. I’m pretty sure only one guy (her b/f of over 6 years or something crazy) has even touched her boob! I have also heard shes a virgin but im not sure how true that is, seems kind of crazy but who knows. It gets old hearing her called fat, I have heard many ppl say shes the hottest girl at LSU. That is how she was put on this site in the first place. Lets name her “the virgin”, sweet and simple even if its not completely true.

Thanks for the self post O-ill… I hope this helps your career and if you are a virgin it is because you are fat (Lu- still my favorite).- nik



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O-iLL Is Hot, Right Nik?

November 24, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 22 6,508 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: I know you call her by Optical Illusion but, I have to say she’s freaking hot and should have another name than that.

Nope, Photoshop is for Liars… I do have to say she is one of my favorite Dirty Celebs and that is a fake hip bone bump.- nik



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Vote To Rename O-ill

October 9, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 57 6,320 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think most of the dirty army agrees that o-ill is no illusion. shes a little thick in the behind but im sure im not the only guy here who would eat dinner off it. i think you should hold a vote to rename her. she looks hot in unphotoshopped pics and in that video. the chick elaine you posted on the other hand has everyone fooled, ive seen her in strobe and while she has a very edible body, there is indeed an ass on her chin. you should call elaine optical illusion and hold a vote to rename the current o-ill. something like whooty? for white girl with a booty or even phatty since the argument is whether or not shes a husky. pleasantly plump or not, she is my favorite celeb yet.

Nope, O-ill is the true Optical Illusion.  You don’t see what I see… I am Neo of the Matrix when it comes to fat females.  I can see a chick’s body fat in translucent code… it is like I can see their genetic make-up before they eat the hamburger.  Sometimes it is in slow motion.  I can’t explain it, but I am “the one”.- nik



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O-ill On TV

October 7, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, New Orleans, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 29 5,891 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i was watching the news the other morning and TADA look who came on. I wonder if she is getting recognition from being a dirty celeb. i dont see why people complain about being dirty celebs anyway, it only gets them recognized! i think shes beautiful and she looks very well put together and classy on TV. she also seems smart. I like her and see no reason to hate. Guys probably wont because she isnt showing anything. This is just a girls opinion but Go O-ill!

I like her to as an average person, but I just think she is an Optical Illusion in the hotness factor.- nik



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Holy Mother Of Hot

September 30, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty, Would You? 8 7,011 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i ordered a campus girls calendar and when i got it in the mail i realized that your celeb O-ill was on the cover. Not for nothin either, holy sh*t she is fine. some dudes like skinny chicks but i like them thick and she is as edible as anything. id like to sop her up with a biscuit. only a gay would think this chick is fat. i agree with you on most of the sk*nks posted up on this web site but hot damn, team o-ill all the way. ill be rubbin it out to this one.

Photoshop is for Liars.- nik



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Not Jealous, Just Honest

August 19, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 50 8,955 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So my stupid ex boyfriend thinks that O-ill is perfect and that she shouldnt lose any weight. I, on the other hand, think she could really afford to shed some pounds. He keeps saying im just jealous (which im not). Im just giving my honest opinion. I even showed him thedirty.com and told him that nik richie even said she was a chub. So could you do me a favor and clarify that for him! Thanx!

Like I said if she lost about 5lbs in the face she could be magical.  Maybe she can do chin-ups or something?- nik



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