Optical Illusion | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

O-iLL Is Hot, Right Nik?

November 24, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 22



THE DIRTY ARMY: I know you call her by Optical Illusion but, I have to say she’s freaking hot and should have another name than that.

Nope, Photoshop is for Liars… I do have to say she is one of my favorite Dirty Celebs and that is a fake hip bone bump.- nik

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Vote To Rename O-ill

October 9, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 57



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think most of the dirty army agrees that o-ill is no illusion. shes a little thick in the behind but im sure im not the only guy here who would eat dinner off it. i think you should hold a vote to rename her. she looks hot in unphotoshopped pics and in that video. the chick elaine you posted on the other hand has everyone fooled, ive seen her in strobe and while she has a very edible body, there is indeed an ass on her chin. you should call elaine optical illusion and hold a vote to rename the current o-ill. something like whooty? for white girl with a booty or even phatty since the argument is whether or not shes a husky. pleasantly plump or not, she is my favorite celeb yet.

Nope, O-ill is the true Optical Illusion.  You don’t see what I see… I am Neo of the Matrix when it comes to fat females.  I can see a chick’s body fat in translucent code… it is like I can see their genetic make-up before they eat the hamburger.  Sometimes it is in slow motion.  I can’t explain it, but I am “the one”.- nik

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O-ill On TV

October 7, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, New Orleans, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i was watching the news the other morning and TADA look who came on. I wonder if she is getting recognition from being a dirty celeb. i dont see why people complain about being dirty celebs anyway, it only gets them recognized! i think shes beautiful and she looks very well put together and classy on TV. she also seems smart. I like her and see no reason to hate. Guys probably wont because she isnt showing anything. This is just a girls opinion but Go O-ill!

I like her to as an average person, but I just think she is an Optical Illusion in the hotness factor.- nik

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Holy Mother Of Hot

September 30, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty, Would You? 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i ordered a campus girls calendar and when i got it in the mail i realized that your celeb O-ill was on the cover. Not for nothin either, holy sh*t she is fine. some dudes like skinny chicks but i like them thick and she is as edible as anything. id like to sop her up with a biscuit. only a gay would think this chick is fat. i agree with you on most of the sk*nks posted up on this web site but hot damn, team o-ill all the way. ill be rubbin it out to this one.

Photoshop is for Liars.- nik

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Not Jealous, Just Honest

August 19, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So my stupid ex boyfriend thinks that O-ill is perfect and that she shouldnt lose any weight. I, on the other hand, think she could really afford to shed some pounds. He keeps saying im just jealous (which im not). Im just giving my honest opinion. I even showed him thedirty.com and told him that nik richie even said she was a chub. So could you do me a favor and clarify that for him! Thanx!

Like I said if she lost about 5lbs in the face she could be magical.  Maybe she can do chin-ups or something?- nik

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O-ill Is Definitely Not Fat

June 26, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, New Orleans, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw you made O-ill a dirty celeb. Her name is raine not ali and shes smokin hot. the only thing fat about her is her perfect ass. too bad your greg only likes 10 year old bodies with inflatable +2s. stop being for the gays.

Ok, she is not fat… just big boned.- nik 

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Optical Illusion Fights Back

May 13, 2009 LSU, New Orleans, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 62


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s Raine (O-ill). I can’t believe you would say that I am chubby!!! ROFL…I just wanted to send you some proof of the fact that I am not. In fact, I think you made a good decision in making me a Dirty Celeb! I am soooo much hotter than most of the rest of them, why didn’t I get an invite to the Dirty Invasion in Vegas?

You are more than welcome to come.  We can measure your body fat in my hotel room for professional purposes.- nik

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The Real O-ill

May 9, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty 56

the real o-ill

THE DIRTY ARMY: O-ill has a disgusting stomach!

It is not that bad… But to be honest I am not a big fan of the lint protector fishing lure.- nik

Also See: Instant DIRTY CELEB O-ill

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