Osama Chin Laden Needs A Reality Check

June 14, 2010 Osama Chin Laden, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the nasty Osama Chin Laden aka Nicole C. This crusty excuse for a female thinks shes the hottest sk@nk in poway! She supposedly works out all the time but still manages to have HUGE thunder thighs. LAY OFF the junk food Osama its not helping your cottage cheese filled a$s! She’s slept with almost all of my friends and they say the giant target on her back has some nasty stretch marks on it. Apparently she got especially easy ever since parker dumped her desperate a$s on her birthday hahahah. Shes a homie hopper for sure and is notorious for trying to hook up with other peoples boyfriends. Shes always sexting my friends and sending nasty pictures. NICOLE no one wants to see your lumpy a$s or your mosquito bite sized cone boobies, thats just nasty! Stop “modeling” with your porn face, its not hot and neither is your body! So nik what do you think? is she really as hot as she thinks she is?

To this day her chin still fascinates me.  Osama, get some +2′s and your legs will not look as fat.- nik

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Osama Chin Laden’s Night Out At Sting

April 15, 2010 Osama Chin Laden, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nichole went out last weekend to Sting downtown, apparently she met up with her baby daddy. What a surprise? Osama chin laden LOVES purple crayon looking Gregs! She looks about 6 months pregnant already. I cant believe there are men out there that would actually stick it in this nasty excuse for a female!

Is she really prego or just fat?  Why would she be drinking… I am going with clinically obese for now.- nik

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Osama Chin Laden Turned Lesbian

March 26, 2010 Osama Chin Laden, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here are some pictures of Osama Chin Laden out in SD getting sloppy. Last weekend she hooked up with Briana S*a at Fluxx in downtown. Apparently their both so desperate and hideous they decided to hook up with each other. This isnt the first girl Nichole has had sex with and it probably wont be the last.

Lesbians don’t have sex they just scissor each other or something.  Well I guess Osama could insert her chin if she wanted to.- nik

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Chin Landen Must Be A Model

March 7, 2010 Osama Chin Laden, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I added this chin to my friends after the 7th time she requested me to be her friend on Facebook, she thinks we should be friends just because I spent a miserable summer in poway. The only reason I even recognized her was from theDirty. Nik, she wants to be a model, please let her down gently.

Osama Chin Laden in the house… I don’t know why, but I feel like she invented boomerangs.- nik

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Osama Chin Laden Hard At Work

December 31, 2009 Osama Chin Laden, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 51



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Osama Chin Laden (Nicole C) has been spotted again. This girl is a mega wh*re who likes to talk sh*t about people but never to their face. Instead she spreads around her virus to all of san diego because her daddy never loved her and she needs a guy to fill the hole in her heart. Oh and did i mention she thinks shes a hot model?

I love her chin.  It makes me want to plug holes.  If she was smart she would go LESBO as use it to her advantage.- nik

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Osama Chin Laden Partying

October 14, 2009 Osama Chin Laden, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Osama Chin Laden makes her partying pictures debut finally… I am a die hard Dirty fan and when i saw all the comments that people were posting about her, that she doesnt party and isnt a h*e… i had to dig up some dirt and prove some people wrong… so here you go nik… enjoy…. DA Strong.

Thanks for the coverage J-Bob.  Why does this always happen?  Her friends emailed me saying she doesn’t even drink.  Like I said I don’t choose the Dirty Celebs, they choose themselves (and usually have some weird body defection which helps the cause).- nik

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Osama Chin Laden And Friends

October 13, 2009 Osama Chin Laden, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Osama Chin Laden just hanging out with friends… i heard she had a pretty intense weekend… DA is on it right now trying to gather some evidence.

Do you thinks she could cut a dudes Greg off with that chin?  I do.- nik

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It Is Kind Of Like A Video Game

October 8, 2009 Dirty TV, Osama Chin Laden, The Dallas Barber, The Dirty 26

So that is where steaks come from?  Sometimes I think America is the only sane country.  How is this funny?

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