THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a picture of P-Nazi’s new girlfriend Rachel. Everyone i know drools over her. Men and women, but this girl has no brain what so ever. She is the definition of bimbo and she has the voice of a 5year old. I also added a picture of the 2 of them playing paparazzi at the gym together.  She knows P-Nazi is not affraid to kick the sh*t out of a woman, but she says she can kick his ass so she is not worried.  Nik how long will this last?

P-Nazi what are you doing?  He looks like a dude… I might as well hook you up with Tranny Manny.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want you to be first to hear the exciting news. P-Nazi has come out of the closet to his closest friends and family. This is a shot of him and his boytoy. Pnazi had just lubed his hands up with KY and was preparing for a “coming out tug job”. Rumor has it they pose in the mirror all day and wax each others taint bi-monthly. Long live P-Nazi, he is now officially for the gays.

He really didn’t have a choice considering he beat up every girlfriend he ever had.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Sorry I didn’t send this sooner, its a sh*tty pic so I wasn’t sure if it was worthy of submission or not. I heard P-Nazi was sighted outside of an AA meeting?? I wonder if his sponsor knows he was boozing it up out at the Waste Management Open…. He was drinking all day in the Salty Senorita Tent!

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE DIRTY ARMY!!!!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, FYI my friend works at Barker College which is located in that office building on the southwest corner of Camelback and Goldwater. She was on a break this morning at about 9:30 a.m. which happened to be at the same time AA was taking their break. And guess who she saw….. P Nazi. She didn’t take a picture because she was scared she’d get caught, but it’s nice to know he’s getting some help!

AA will not work for P-Nazi… his superpowers only work when he drinks alcohol.  Nobody likes Clark Kent P.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterday I went to a public marketing event at a local home builder, Le**ar. The meeting went fine until it was question time. A lady who seemed like she has never used a computer asks, “how do we mix our professional and personal lives when marketing on Face Book. The presenter, who the company claims to be a “social media marketing guru” pulls up a demonstration video. It’s a youtube video and P-Nazi is one of the main characters. I about died! Is P-Nazi really getting paid to play his D-Bag roll on camera? Corporate America has now been exposed to the ways of D-bagorey. I instantly walked out after I took a pic of the audience.

I WANT THAT VIDEO!!!!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like some things never change.  After a short stint in tent city, P-Nazi is back roaming the streets of Scottsdale in his leased CTS. He spent some time in NYC on “business,” which means posting up at a coffee shop drinking a latte and trying to change the world one idea at a time. The only thing that ends up changing is the bandana on pnazi’s head, depending on the type of mood he is in. I hear if he is wearing a red bandana it means he wants to bang a girl on the rag, AKA rasberry filled donut, but who really knows? Anyways, just thought I would warn the Scottsdale population that with summer approaching, he will be rampant at pool party douche bag festivals comin to a place near you. Still unemployed and living off of dad, pnazi marches on. Can anyone confirm the rumors that pnazi suffered testicular torsion drunk off of Goose last week while showing off at a slip and slide party?

You can take the Bag out of the Douche, but you cannot take the Douche out of the Bag.  Welcome home P-Nazi.- nik