THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he’s out of jail roaming the streets of Scottsdale. Word is he liked the pink underwear Arpaio gave him so much he wears it full time and never washes it or takes it off. Have you heard anything about this?

All I heard was that he burned all his Ed Farty and Christy Audigay gear and is going for more of a GQ Nordstrom Rack look.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was out to lunch with my boss, and spotted P-Nazi at Paradise Bakery near Gainey Ranch.  I didn’t want to make a bad impression in front of her, but I had to sneak a picture while she wasn’t looking.  For reasons of job security in these lovely economic times,  this was the best I could do.  I overheard a phone conversation he was having and he was interested in getting some steroids in order to become “bigger.”  I think he may need an intervention…..although he was looking a little small.

He doesn’t need anything.  He is P-Nazi… hes like a super hero.  A God in Scottsdale.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, that fat blob P-Nazi is in Jail at Tent City.  After getting his 2 DUI’s he is serving time.  I was chatting with one of his “buddies” at LA fitness the other day and he told me he is being a little bit*h about it, and is really scared sh*tless.  So much for that tough guy image right, a loser having to be in tent city for 2 months really keeps the rep you know.  His buddie told me he went out like a bitc* when he was arrested saying stuff like “do you know who I am! I have lawyers!  I am never going going to jail! I run Scottsdale”  so much for that, just another broke tool who cant back his words up, in Scottsdale who would have known.   I hope someone goes and takes a picture of him in his pink jumpsuit, much less kicks his @ss.  Maybe others can chime in and tell us more.

P-Nazi I thought you were the mayor of Scottsdale?  Don’t worry pink is for power.  You will comeback from this and dominate the mirrors of LA Fitness once again. -nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  At apx 6:30am this morning P-Nazi assulted his 6 month bf/girlfriend/assistant by pushing her out of bed on to the floor then draging her by one leg down the stairs and throwing her outside. She has a very bruised elbow, rug burns all down her side and a damaged back and neck they are curently doing cat scans and x rays on her to made she she doesn’t have a bad back injury.  The police have met with her and are looking for P-Nazi. They are requesting that he does the right thing and turn himself in.

Sorry Scottsdale PD, P-Nazi is probably half way to Canada… that’s the common trend these days.- nik

**DA:  If you see Steve Lopez aka P-Nazi please contact your local authorities.  This isn’t the first girl he has done this to.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was on the beach in SD on the 4th and what do you know, P Nazi was there. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw him it really was like seeing a celebrity in person. People were pointing and whispering “It’s Him, that’s the P-Nazi.” He was pretty big up top but his calves were teeny tiny. So he and his buddies started throwing the football near the shore back and forth. P was trying to act so cool, but he literally had the coordination of an 8 year old girl. One of his poser buddies told P to go long so he started a sprint down the beach. His friend lofted the ball up and P must have lost it in the sun or something. He kept running but wasn’t paying attention to anything in front of him. He totally went full speed into some old guy in a lawn chair on the beach! The guy was so mad he turned red and was like kicking sand around getting in P’s face. Of course P Nazi backed down and went crawling back to his buddies with his P Nazi tail between his legs. The guy took their ball and refused to give it back haha.

P-Nazi kind of reminds me of Terrell Owens… they both think they are gods in their own heads.- nik

P-Nazi has decided to cut an album. It will be a Mexican inspired sound that tells us a little bit about P’s heritage. In other words, there will be plenty of accordions and trumpets. Word on the street is that the video of his first single will be released any day now, “Dealin’ With the Fame,” followed up by, “Girl, Don’t You Touch My Hair,” and “Baby Lets Get Physical (At the Gym).”