P-Nazi | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Are You Sure It’s Not P-Nazi

April 29, 2009 Arizona / UofA, P-Nazi, Scottsdale 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Pnazi has been talking a huge game about getting in shape, but looks like he sacrificed a lot of size so he could resemble a skinny SoCal douche bag. Time to get on the sauce again Pnazi, you are looking weak and small.

He must be in the in-between stage?- nik



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Weight A Minute

April 20, 2009 Arizona / UofA, P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty 18

Weight A Minute

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, P has been so depressed about seeing himself on the site lately he has locked himself in a room and just orders pizza after pizza after pizza. He once got so many toppings they had to have 3 guys carry it up the stairs to his luxurious apartment. This guy is not for real, I have never seen weight come on and off someone like this. Nik, is P Nazi human or just a magical creature?

He should balloon up again and totally go on “The Biggest Loser”.  He can totally win.- nik



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P-Nazi Is Pimpin’ It

April 16, 2009 Arizona / UofA, P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty 25

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like all that time in Hollywood is getting to P-Nazi’s head…

The Picture Nazi still lives… notice how the picture is all about him.  P-Nazi for life.- nik



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Tongue And Cheek ( P-Nazi)

April 10, 2009 Arizona / UofA, ASU, P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty 13

Tongue and Cheek

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was going to think of something clever to say, but it is too early and I wanted you to rip this one apart.

Supposedly P-Nazi has cameras following him around… I asked one of the camera guys what was up and he said they are not filming, but P-nazi is practicing, he is learning to ignore cameras just in case someone wants to do a reality show with him.  True story.- nik



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Out Of Hibernation: P-Nazi

March 25, 2009 Arizona / UofA, Hollywood, P-Nazi, Scottsdale 8

Out of Hibernation

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Word on the street is P was living in a cave somewhere in the Middle East on a journey of self discovery. He is back in Scottsdale now more focused than every to become famous. This guy is too good looking Nik, it’s just not fair for anyone to stand next to him. It would be like Danny Devito standing next to the statue of Michaelango. I have witnessed at least three fender benders from girls staring at him as he walked down Indian School Rd. Once while he was walking a photo radar was tripped due to his good looks reflecting in the lens of the camera. P thought it was TMZ and started handing black and white signed glossy’s to passerbyers. When he noticed TMZ was not there he told people that a True Hollywood Story was being done on him and part of the premise of the new season was to take suprise pictures of celebrities in their natural state.

I have never seen a man who could fluctuate in weight more than P-Nazi.- nik



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P-Nazi Wildcat

March 24, 2009 Arizona / UofA, ASU, P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty 25

I'm not an ambiturner

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to the U of A with P Nazi back in the day. Needless to say yesterday was a big day for us. I was down on Mill Ave. this weekend and you won’t believe what happened. I was pretty wasted but I thought I saw Wilbur the Wildcat walking up and down Mill taunting ASU people. I was decked out in my U of A gear and went up to Wilbur putting my arm around him and screaming real loud. Me and my buddies were jumping all over him. I heard a voice from inside say “dude your my boy so chill this costume is fuc*ing hot.” I was like…who is that? and he said “it’s me Steve dude.” When I asked him why in the hell he was doing that he told me “because I get $14 bucks an hour” and jokingly “Wilma(female wildcat mascot) is a real animal in the sack.” Steve sorry for telling everyone bro but I couldnt resist! You know you’re my boy.

I knew it… I saw that Mascot on TV the other day and thought to myself, P-Nazi sure does share a lot of the same mannerisms as Wilbur?- nik



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P-Nazi Is A Cheerleader!!

March 24, 2009 Arizona / UofA, Oklahoma, P-Nazi, Scottsdale 7

P-Nazi is a Cheerleader!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, check it out! P-NAZI is now an oklahoma cheerleader!!

I always knew he was for the gays.- nik

 



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P-Nazi Loves Panda Express Too

March 23, 2009 Arizona / UofA, P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Pnazi and more noodles. He was kisisng her I think she’s his chick. I wuz in the bathroom w her and she was spraying perfume in her crotch… Really classy broad.

You know what that means… P-Nazi is a rug muncher.- nik



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