THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, game over! I am sure you have seen this poster P-Nazi has been selling to the College Market.  He is charging $35.00 for this or $50.00 with a frame.

I don’t get it?  Is he claiming he is a Cougar Slayer?  Isn’t this false advertising?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if you have heard, but word on the street is that pnazi is injecting himself with a cocktail of steroids daily to be in “pool shape”. Isn’t there something seriously wrong with your life when your only focus is Rehab and the Mondrian?

Are you sure because I heard you can look like that if you don’t eat carbs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like pnazi is prowling around Scottsdale again trying to convince other people that snapping photos with you lips puckered like an a$$h*le is cool.

P-Nazi, be honest does he pull your tie?- nik

Also See: The Adventures Of P-Nazi

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, P-Nazi is having a house party next weekend. Should I go?

No, not if you want to walk funny when you leave… (if you are a dude).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Pnazi has been talking a huge game about getting in shape, but looks like he sacrificed a lot of size so he could resemble a skinny SoCal douche bag. Time to get on the sauce again Pnazi, you are looking weak and small.

He must be in the in-between stage?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, P has been so depressed about seeing himself on the site lately he has locked himself in a room and just orders pizza after pizza after pizza. He once got so many toppings they had to have 3 guys carry it up the stairs to his luxurious apartment. This guy is not for real, I have never seen weight come on and off someone like this. Nik, is P Nazi human or just a magical creature?

He should balloon up again and totally go on “The Biggest Loser”.  He can totally win.- nik