THE DIRTY ARMY: Pnazi went out to a fine Italian dinner in Scottsdale, and when he was brought regular angel hair instead of low carb Wheat pasta, he had a fit at the table. He teared up in the eyes and punched the bowl of pasta with his fist sending scalding hot marinara flying at his face. He stormed out with his super fit girlfriend and she did back handsprings all the way to the door.

I knew he was alive.  Spotting P-Nazi is like spotting Nessi these days.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Two weeks ago Freddy Fags from Hollywood, CA destroyed his douche family Teddy & Triad Fags winning by over 1300 votes. Last week Ro-Hawk from Miami, FL Crushed his Dirty celeb counterparts D-nazi and Timberfake beating them by over 1000 votes. Last but not least this Douche has had a bye the past two weeks and he is the Dark Horse of this Douche Off, None other than the most famous dirty celeb off all time, the pride of Scottsdale, AZ P-NAZI. May the best douche win and claim his title as the biggest DOUCHE of 08.

P-Nazi is like the Michael Jordan of Douche Bags… This is not even fair.  He wears full make-up now, like old school Krusty.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Was P-Nazi at Crobar on Friday night??

No, that is just an impostor. P-Nazi was in the gym on Friday night doing squats and drinking Muscle Milk.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need P back on your site in full force. He can be seen in Tucson at all the dorms hitting on sometimes 17 and 18 year old freshman girls saying he is a celebrity in Scottsdale. He is actually signing and handing out black and white glossy photos of himself with the look of Magnum. The sad part is they believe him and he has been getting more ass than an airport toilet seat. He has all the Resident Assistants on his payroll to look the other way when he enters the dorms. He is even sleeping with a few of them! Someone must stop this madness it isn’t fair.

I heard he sells his old clothes on ebay for top dollar.- nik