Picasso Looks Beat As Hell

October 12, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 236 113,172 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Picasso is still proving herself to be one of the biggest fame hungry sloots on the face of the planet. Found this ‘music video’ that has her as their ‘feature girl’. Some no name rapper and the drug addict white boy from Swollen Members.  Well, needless to say that she is STILL beat, regardless of the nose job, her fake rack, blah blah. She’s a little porker still! Photoshop can’t hide her gut or her thunder thighs in video. PROOF this girl is a ratchet ass chunky sloot for cheap white wannabe rappers.

If I was Picasso I would be pissed at the director. Terrible camera angle, all you see is her gut.- nik

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Picasso Is Now A Blonde

October 8, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 161 90,252 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw on Picasso’s instagram she is now a blonde. Very curious to hear your thoughts being that you are a blondes only man. I think she looked great as a brunette regardless.

I can’t get past her new nose job. The doctor did a terrible job. When I look at her now I feel like she has a cleft palate.- nik

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Does Esjay Seek All The Attention She Gets

July 30, 2013 Picasso, Toronto 73 7,671 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, your girl Esjay just recently became a SUNshine girl again in the Toronto SUN newspaper. I see some minor improvements in her looks, but I can’t get past figuring out why this girl constantly needs to seek publicity. What’s her problem?

The tattoos need to be removed immediately and she is still 11 pounds over weight.- nik

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Yoyo Picasso

July 16, 2013 Picasso, Winnipeg 48 8,378 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it just me or is Picasso going back to her older heavy ways? I feel bad for those people she jumped on and look at those pool side flaps. What do you think Nik?  I don’t want all this hard work to go to waste just so she can party.  She has done a phenomenal job with her body and needs to keep it up.

She looks a little soft, must be from all the sugar in the alcohol she drinks.- nik

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Picasso Is Still The Hottest Canadian Girl

June 26, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 201 90,610 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have never seen what Picasso’s backside looks like and I finally did.  Personally, I really appreciate it and believe the girl does have the perfect body.  She has those amazing +2′s and that nose job has come along very well.  I really doubt there is a hotter and sexier Canadian out there.

Why does she still fog out her pictures… what is Picasso hiding?- nik

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Sweet 16: International Bracket

March 26, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty 86 91,007 Views


March Madness Sweet 16: Jessica Green vs. Imogen Lovell

  • Jessica Green (brunette) (80%, 8,317 Votes)
  • Imogen Lovell (blonde) (20%, 2,103 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,420


March Madness Sweet 16: Whale Wars vs. Picasso

  • Picasso (DirtyPeg) (50%, 7,216 Votes)
  • Whale Wars (Super Model Kate Upton) (50%, 7,215 Votes)

Total Voters: 14,431

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March Madness: Round 1 – International And New Crop Bracket

March 25, 2013 E.T., Picasso, The Dirty 21 86,331 Views


March Madness Round 1: Picasso vs. E.T.

  • Picasso (brunette) (67%, 7,337 Votes)
  • E.T. (Sweden) (33%, 3,585 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,922


March Madness Round 1: The Natural vs. Kanye Chest

  • The Natural (real rack blonde) (56%, 6,323 Votes)
  • Kanye Chest (hot dude) (44%, 4,895 Votes)

Total Voters: 11,218

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Help Me Wife Up Esjay

January 10, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 760 75,757 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong here since DirtyScottsdale.  I’m born and raised in Scottsdale and attended ASU and got an amazing job right out of college.  Now being 33, I’m ready to settle down and realize Scottsdale is not the place, the girls are too fake and can’t stay loyal.  Luckily my job is relocating me to Winnipeg where I’m getting a 42% raise and will be clearing a cool 300k a year from now on.  I move in 3 weeks and I need a huge favor.  I have been in love with Esjay aka Picasso ever since she took your advice and got her nose done.  Do you know her personally?  Anyway you can introduce me to her?  I’m ready to meet her and sweep her off of her feet and treat her like a gentleman should.  I want to wife her up… I hope she believes in love at first sight. I’m really good looking for a man, even gay guys hit on me.  Esjay, one date is all I ask.

Picasso’s tramp stamp ruins everything.- nik

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