THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong here since DirtyScottsdale.  I’m born and raised in Scottsdale and attended ASU and got an amazing job right out of college.  Now being 33, I’m ready to settle down and realize Scottsdale is not the place, the girls are too fake and can’t stay loyal.  Luckily my job is relocating me to Winnipeg where I’m getting a 42% raise and will be clearing a cool 300k a year from now on.  I move in 3 weeks and I need a huge favor.  I have been in love with Esjay aka Picasso ever since she took your advice and got her nose done.  Do you know her personally?  Anyway you can introduce me to her?  I’m ready to meet her and sweep her off of her feet and treat her like a gentleman should.  I want to wife her up… I hope she believes in love at first sight. I’m really good looking for a man, even gay guys hit on me.  Esjay, one date is all I ask.

Picasso’s tramp stamp ruins everything.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just started following Esjay aka Picasso on Instagram and OMG is that girl looking sexy as ever.  She really read everything you said about her and changed her body.  Getting her nose fixed was the best thing that could have happened to her.  Yes, her +2′s are amazing and they have settled in perfect.  Even her nipples are placed at perfect spots.  What I still don’t understand, is how can Instagram post all these pictures where you can see girls nipples but Apple still wouldn’t approve The Dirty app?  It just doesn’t add up, I can’t even tell you how many naked girls I have seen on there, on TheDirty I’ve never seen ONE naked girl because those stupid pink hearts you place over their goodies.  I hope you aren’t giving up on the app. I do have to say thank you for the mobile version though.

Picasso is still three procedures away from greatness. She needs to move out of DirtyPeg and find her rich old husband soon before her stock decreases.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen Picasso on here in a while.  Went on her FB page today and GOD DAMN the girl is looking so good.  Those +2′s and that nose job have made her one beautiful girl to look at.  Not sure what she is up too these days but whoever is dating her is one lucky bastard.  Shows to all the girls in Winnipeg, don’t quit when you don’t think you are hot.  Just listen to Nik and get those 2 crucial surgeries.  Nose and +2′s.

I think she went a little too short on the nose, now her upper lip looks too dominant.- nik