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Picasso Is Becoming A Sex Symbol

December 17, 2014 Picasso, The Dirty, Toronto 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Esjay aka Picasso looking better than ever.  Booty is on point, those +2′s are perfect and her nose is just right.  She is blowing up in Canada.

Picasso please LaserAway that nautical star on your wrist. It makes you look so ghetto.- nik

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Picasso’s Not What She Used To Be

June 13, 2014 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 150


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lately Picasso’s been posting a bunch of good-looking body pics on Instagram, but her face has been looking mighty beat. Obviously she’s been keeping up on her workouts and has some decent ITG going on, but WTF happened to her face! What do you think, Nik?  Has she maybe had a few too many procedures or does she need more work?

She needs to LaserAway that nautical wrist star. That tattoo really decreases her value in life.- nik

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Picasso Looks Beat As Hell

October 12, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 238

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Picasso is still proving herself to be one of the biggest fame hungry sloots on the face of the planet. Found this ‘music video’ that has her as their ‘feature girl’. Some no name rapper and the drug addict white boy from Swollen Members.  Well, needless to say that she is STILL beat, regardless of the nose job, her fake rack, blah blah. She’s a little porker still! Photoshop can’t hide her gut or her thunder thighs in video. PROOF this girl is a ratchet ass chunky sloot for cheap white wannabe rappers.

If I was Picasso I would be pissed at the director. Terrible camera angle, all you see is her gut.- nik

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Picasso Is Now A Blonde

October 8, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 161

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw on Picasso’s instagram she is now a blonde. Very curious to hear your thoughts being that you are a blondes only man. I think she looked great as a brunette regardless.

I can’t get past her new nose job. The doctor did a terrible job. When I look at her now I feel like she has a cleft palate.- nik

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Does Esjay Seek All The Attention She Gets

July 30, 2013 Picasso, Toronto 93

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, your girl Esjay just recently became a SUNshine girl again in the Toronto SUN newspaper. I see some minor improvements in her looks, but I can’t get past figuring out why this girl constantly needs to seek publicity. What’s her problem?

The tattoos need to be removed immediately and she is still 11 pounds over weight.- nik

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Yoyo Picasso

July 16, 2013 Picasso, Winnipeg 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it just me or is Picasso going back to her older heavy ways? I feel bad for those people she jumped on and look at those pool side flaps. What do you think Nik?  I don’t want all this hard work to go to waste just so she can party.  She has done a phenomenal job with her body and needs to keep it up.

She looks a little soft, must be from all the sugar in the alcohol she drinks.- nik

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Picasso Is Still The Hottest Canadian Girl

June 26, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 202


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have never seen what Picasso’s backside looks like and I finally did.  Personally, I really appreciate it and believe the girl does have the perfect body.  She has those amazing +2′s and that nose job has come along very well.  I really doubt there is a hotter and sexier Canadian out there.

Why does she still fog out her pictures… what is Picasso hiding?- nik

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Sweet 16: International Bracket

March 26, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty 87


March Madness Sweet 16: Jessica Green vs. Imogen Lovell

  • Jessica Green (brunette) (80%, 8,317 Votes)
  • Imogen Lovell (blonde) (20%, 2,103 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,420


March Madness Sweet 16: Whale Wars vs. Picasso

  • Picasso (DirtyPeg) (50%, 7,216 Votes)
  • Whale Wars (Super Model Kate Upton) (50%, 7,215 Votes)

Total Voters: 14,431

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