THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY NIK!! I’m you’re biggest fan, great site. So Picasso has been posting instagrams pics of herself, and I couldn’t help but notice her sperm shaped-drawn on eyebrows? why do girls do this to themselves? that’s a trend that needs to go away, keep your natural brows and stop shading them in with black/dark brown shadow.

I’m not sure if I like her new nose. It makes her look African American.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen how sexy and hot Picasso is looking lately?  I mean the girl went from a 6.4335 from the first time I saw her, to a 7.324 and now she is clearly a 9.232 or higher.  Do you agree Nik?

She is still in the 7.32456617 range, but her nose is settling really well. I am proud to claim her advances in society.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, Picasso has gotten her nose job. What do you think? I personally think it looks even worse and resembles a pig. I think that no matter what she does, she still won’t be able to fix her face. Is there even a surgery to fix crooked eyes?

Not a good sign if she is already trying to hide her new nose with large sunglasses. That means she hates it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik, Esjay finally took your advice and got a nose job, she has been going on and on about it on twitter posting pictures because she didn’t get black eyes from it. I know we can’t see results yet, but do you think she will look better? What should this sloot get done next? Get her crooked eye fixed!

The nose job should even out her eyes if my calculations are correct.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m a fan of your site! Absolutely love it! Anywho, let me introduce you to Tiffany Lynne… she recently got into a big twitter fight with our fav DC – Picasso! Too be honest, I think that was a great move to make. Ejsay doesn’t need wannabe Boy George people in her life, this Tiffany can’t even smile in a picture. Always making an ugly down syndrome face. People are actually saying to Tiff “You’ve come to your senses, finally” – No she clearly hasn’t….still ugly as f*ck and HORRIBLE hairstylist. LOL! Maybe she should have taken some tips from Picasso.. Enjoy!

Picasso can make better looking friends than this.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hey, here are my progress pics….. Sorry for the dirty mirror and bad lighting. Anyway, its day 14 and I’ve gone from 110 to 102. The past two weeks while taking Cellan I ate whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, chips, pizza, ect. I also didn’t work out, dance or play sports. The next 2 weeks I plan on eating way healthier and being active, so we’ll see where that gets me! Scooby better step his game up!

Picasso, I think you should shut it down at 97 pounds.- nik

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