Picasso | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

March Madness: Round 1 – International And New Crop Bracket

March 25, 2013 E.T., Picasso, The Dirty 21


March Madness Round 1: Picasso vs. E.T.

  • Picasso (brunette) (67%, 7,337 Votes)
  • E.T. (Sweden) (33%, 3,585 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,922


March Madness Round 1: The Natural vs. Kanye Chest

  • The Natural (real rack blonde) (56%, 6,323 Votes)
  • Kanye Chest (hot dude) (44%, 4,895 Votes)

Total Voters: 11,218

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Help Me Wife Up Esjay

January 10, 2013 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 762



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong here since DirtyScottsdale.  I’m born and raised in Scottsdale and attended ASU and got an amazing job right out of college.  Now being 33, I’m ready to settle down and realize Scottsdale is not the place, the girls are too fake and can’t stay loyal.  Luckily my job is relocating me to Winnipeg where I’m getting a 42% raise and will be clearing a cool 300k a year from now on.  I move in 3 weeks and I need a huge favor.  I have been in love with Esjay aka Picasso ever since she took your advice and got her nose done.  Do you know her personally?  Anyway you can introduce me to her?  I’m ready to meet her and sweep her off of her feet and treat her like a gentleman should.  I want to wife her up… I hope she believes in love at first sight. I’m really good looking for a man, even gay guys hit on me.  Esjay, one date is all I ask.

Picasso’s tramp stamp ruins everything.- nik

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How Is Picasso Not Married To A Creepy 60 Year Old Rich Man

November 26, 2012 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 231

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just started following Esjay aka Picasso on Instagram and OMG is that girl looking sexy as ever.  She really read everything you said about her and changed her body.  Getting her nose fixed was the best thing that could have happened to her.  Yes, her +2′s are amazing and they have settled in perfect.  Even her nipples are placed at perfect spots.  What I still don’t understand, is how can Instagram post all these pictures where you can see girls nipples but Apple still wouldn’t approve The Dirty app?  It just doesn’t add up, I can’t even tell you how many naked girls I have seen on there, on TheDirty I’ve never seen ONE naked girl because those stupid pink hearts you place over their goodies.  I hope you aren’t giving up on the app. I do have to say thank you for the mobile version though.

Picasso is still three procedures away from greatness. She needs to move out of DirtyPeg and find her rich old husband soon before her stock decreases.- nik

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Picasso Is Aging Like Fine Wine

October 20, 2012 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 237

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen Picasso on here in a while.  Went on her FB page today and GOD DAMN the girl is looking so good.  Those +2′s and that nose job have made her one beautiful girl to look at.  Not sure what she is up too these days but whoever is dating her is one lucky bastard.  Shows to all the girls in Winnipeg, don’t quit when you don’t think you are hot.  Just listen to Nik and get those 2 crucial surgeries.  Nose and +2′s.

I think she went a little too short on the nose, now her upper lip looks too dominant.- nik

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Picasso Single And Ready To Fall Back Into Skankdom

July 19, 2012 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 37

Picasso single and ready to fall back into skankdom

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik, “world famous” Esjay or better known as Picasso just posted this nasty pic on instagram/twitter and likely facebook too. Look at those armpits. Disgraceful. Recently discovered she’s single (she broke up with him) because his whole family hates her sk*nky guts. She also kicked HIM out of the house he got for them both, and is now talking about moving back to Toronto. Look out T.O….Skankasaurus rex coming your way. Esjay, Winnipeg thanks you. Get the fck out.

Picasso can never leave DirtyPeg. She is the queen in that city.- nik

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Picasso’s Drawn On Eyebrows

April 15, 2012 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 84

Picasso's drawn on eyebrows

THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY NIK!! I’m you’re biggest fan, great site. So Picasso has been posting instagrams pics of herself, and I couldn’t help but notice her sperm shaped-drawn on eyebrows? why do girls do this to themselves? that’s a trend that needs to go away, keep your natural brows and stop shading them in with black/dark brown shadow.

I’m not sure if I like her new nose. It makes her look African American.- nik

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Picasso Is Almost A Dime

March 21, 2012 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 74

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen how sexy and hot Picasso is looking lately?  I mean the girl went from a 6.4335 from the first time I saw her, to a 7.324 and now she is clearly a 9.232 or higher.  Do you agree Nik?

She is still in the 7.32456617 range, but her nose is settling really well. I am proud to claim her advances in society.- nik

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How Do You Like The Results

February 9, 2012 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 74

Nose Job

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, Picasso has gotten her nose job. What do you think? I personally think it looks even worse and resembles a pig. I think that no matter what she does, she still won’t be able to fix her face. Is there even a surgery to fix crooked eyes?

Not a good sign if she is already trying to hide her new nose with large sunglasses. That means she hates it.- nik

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