Picasso | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Picasso Finally Got A Nose Job

January 18, 2012 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 88

Esjay finally got a nose job

Esjay finally got a nose job

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik, Esjay finally took your advice and got a nose job, she has been going on and on about it on twitter posting pictures because she didn’t get black eyes from it. I know we can’t see results yet, but do you think she will look better? What should this sloot get done next? Get her crooked eye fixed!

The nose job should even out her eyes if my calculations are correct.- nik

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Tiffany Lynne aka Picasso’s Ex-Best Friend

December 7, 2011 Picasso, Winnipeg 33

Tiffany Lynne aka Picasso's Ex Best Friend

Tiffany Lynne aka Picasso's Ex Best Friend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m a fan of your site! Absolutely love it! Anywho, let me introduce you to Tiffany Lynne… she recently got into a big twitter fight with our fav DC – Picasso! Too be honest, I think that was a great move to make. Ejsay doesn’t need wannabe Boy George people in her life, this Tiffany can’t even smile in a picture. Always making an ugly down syndrome face. People are actually saying to Tiff “You’ve come to your senses, finally” – No she clearly hasn’t….still ugly as f*ck and HORRIBLE hairstylist. LOL! Maybe she should have taken some tips from Picasso.. Enjoy!

Picasso can make better looking friends than this.- nik

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Picasso After 14 Days On Cellan

November 27, 2011 Cellan, Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hey, here are my progress pics….. Sorry for the dirty mirror and bad lighting. Anyway, its day 14 and I’ve gone from 110 to 102. The past two weeks while taking Cellan I ate whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, chips, pizza, ect. I also didn’t work out, dance or play sports. The next 2 weeks I plan on eating way healthier and being active, so we’ll see where that gets me! Scooby better step his game up!

Picasso, I think you should shut it down at 97 pounds.- nik

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Picasso Is Looking Better Than Ever In Maxim Canada

November 22, 2011 Picasso, Winnipeg 62

Picasso Strikes Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik, here’s a new Picasso pic… she went in a magazine shoot. What do you think? I personally think she’s getting hotter, but that one picture makes her look pretty slooty. Would you yet? Or still waiting on that nose job?

Since when did Maxim turn into a porn rag?- nik

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Is Everyone In Winnipeg Jealous Of Picasso

November 21, 2011 Picasso, Winnipeg 34

Sick of Esjay

Sick of Esjay

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please give up on Esjay. All I can do is shake my head. You’ve given a girl who in high school went around beating girls up because she thought she was tough sh*t another excuse to be a self centered b*tch to people. Good on her for going after her dream, but its getting out of hand. She will be nothing more then a sex object. This new diet may be making her lose weight but she still doesn’t look good, shes not toned, shes soft. Shes not naturally beautiful, if you took away her implants, and the face paint she uses daily she’d be an average girl. Not to mention instead of thinking for herself she takes everyones opinion to heart. Shes an insecure girl, who uses her “looks” to get people to give her attention. If one person has a negative comment instead of ignoring it she has to make a big deal about it, she allows you to “control” her life, and judges everyone else. The best she’ll ever be is in Maxim Canada, otherwise shes just another pornstar looking girl. I’d like to see her do one unselfiish thing, but her Maxim, fake boobs and diet are way more important to tweet and blast on her fb then the homeless living in her hometown (no i’m not some activist). I’m just saying shes being over hyped for doing nothing. (except the for the fact she went to the press about how awful this site was, and boo whoo her feelings were hurt (lets go back to her being a bitch in high school), without this site she’d be nothing). I know I’m going to be called a HATER but, I’m not. I’m expressing my opinion, and if people truly stop and think about it, you’d realize shes not a gorgeous model, she hasnt done anything, and to be honest if you were to meet her, she’d smile and walk away. So, Congrats Samantha, I hope you get everything you want. Maybe one day you’ll wake up and realize your looks have fade and then what will you be left with?… a has been picture in a knock off version magazine.

This was too long for me to read.- nik

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Picasso Strives To Be Perfect

November 16, 2011 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 93

THE DIRTY ARMY: SO Nik, looks like Esjay wants to take your advice and get a nose job. Question is, will you donate money? She is hoping to have 100% funded?? Guess whatever shes doing for a living is not paying very well. I personally don’t think a rhinoplasty will help her. She wants to shave the bone down… but what will help her miss piggy nostrils? Congrats on Press btw, shes beautiful!! Something Picasso strives to be. DA STRONG.

Picasso should of got this procedure first before the +2′s. But we live and we learn.- nik

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Picasso Is On Her Way To Perfection

November 15, 2011 Cellan, Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 0

PICASSO: Nik, finally got my Cellan and ready to get to that next level you want me at.  Wish me luck… Ill send in another picture at day 10… and if Scooby can do it, I’m sure I can.

Picasso I just need you to lose about 7-8 pounds. Don’t get crazy on this stuff.- nik

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Found The Picture Of Picasso I Was Looking For

November 3, 2011 Picasso, The Dirty, Winnipeg 70

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I found them! Picture of the scar from dirty little Picasso’s boob job! She should be more worried about covering up this nasty scar than dressing like that to be at a bar.

The scars on her +2′s are actually higher up, that is just the line from her Orange spray tan gone wrong.- nik

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