THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Since everyone is always asking to see BEFORE photos of Picasso, I thought I’d be nice enough to submit them. This is her at some bikini contest 2 years ago. She claims all over her twitter that there was no point in entering this year because there was no competition, and asking “who will take my title this year?” News flash hunnie, IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO. I guess that’s your only claim to fame so I can see why you would hold on to it for as long as you can!

So this is what Picasso really looks like… nobody can ever hide from the DIRTY ARMY.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does it look like Esjay had something done? She looks different to me. What do you think or am I seeing things?  Because she is looking fine as hell right now. Thoughts?

The back fat wrinkle grosses me out… she needs to tighten up her sides.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, sometimes people send in bad pictures of Picasso… Wanted to hit you up with some really good ones when she is looking at her finest.. What d you think Nik?  I know you so would given the chance.

Why is she taking her pants off?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Melissa is one of Picasso’s good friends… And she just got her new +2′s a few months back and I personally think those sweater puppets are way better than Esjays.. Wanted to ask you what you think and who has the better +2′s?

Picasso’s are high milage, they look like they have been into battle one too many times… I say Melissa (on right) for the win.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after hearing all about this apparent Esjay sex tape I am interested in finding it and seeing Picasso get nailed… Nik you got a link for me?

Why is every desperate guy emailing me for the Picasso sex tape?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not a personal Esjay fan, but she throws in her two cents about the Dirty, most of them are valid points (although some seem to be regurgitated points from the Dr. Phil show) I’ll admit my respect went up… a small notch.

Dirty Celeb Picasso just gained a couple points in my book today. She makes some valid points.- nik