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How Is Pucker Doing In Hollywood

November 22, 2013 Hollywood, Pucker, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what’s new with Pucker?  Well, she is blonde, lives in LA and will be in Vegas next week. Haven’t heard much about her lately. I was interested, thought the rest of the DA might be too. I love catching up on old DC’s – they all seem to flame then sizzle out.

Without +2′s the blonde hair doesn’t work. Pucker needs to keep it dark.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness- Round 1

March 19, 2011 AR Mystery, Bronzilla, Loptimus Prime, March Madness 2011, Nickel, Pucker, Rackstar, Silver Dollar, Spartica, The Dirty 11

Round 1 Winner: AR Mystery

Round 1 Winner: RackStar

Round 1 Winner: Nickel

Round 1 Winner: Silver Dollar

March Madness starts back up Monday. My legal team ROCKS!!

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What Could Be Semi-Retarded

November 16, 2010 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 98

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Pucker keeps getting kicked out of TheDirtyArmy.com one day and let back in the next day.  She made a video about it and I wanted to ask you why is she so dumb and can’t understand she needs to keep her clothes on?

Pucker, keep your clothes on and fix your eyebrows.- nik

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I Hooked Up With Pucker In LA Last Weekend

November 4, 2010 Hollywood, Pucker, Seattle 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik!! I hooked up with Pucker this weekend in LA and learned something new about her! SHE’S INTO ANAL BLEACHING! Who would have known?! Just thought I’d fill the dirty army in..REPRESENT!

Pucker, stop sleeping with randoms.- nik

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Pucker Wants Back In The Dirty Army

October 20, 2010 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 95

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m part of the best social network (TheDirtyArmy.com) and Pucker made a video because she is an idiot and deleted her account and obviously being the man that you are you are not allowing her back in. Have you seen this video, she calls you all mighty GOD.

Listen, the best way to describe this secret society is Disneyland on Crack. I didn’t kick Pucker out, she sent me this email and deleted herself. I might give her another chance… on the fence. What do you think?- nik

EMAIL: Sorry I deleted my DA account, I really had fun on it ! IT is nothing personal it was amazing, I just think the fact some one who has been on the site for a month and most people have no clue who it actually is or what they did compared to my two years and not being reconizged under categories is kind of a slap to the face, if it was due to being naked, no offense but I think I have seen a few dicks shoved in Leper. Enjoy, I am still DA strong, perhaps I could just be a normal person on the site. XOXO.

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Pucker Is Back

October 11, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long story short, Pucker quit her job Friday and got dumped the same night. She is now twittering again, bragging on facebook about her and Marvin ” being soo bad ” and best of all she is a groupie to a Live stream show with a guy named Tristan, these photos were uploaded tonight on twitter to him. She is bragging about meeting Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots.. that is not a good thing. What is it with these dirty celebs? The second they are dumped or break up they are back at square one. Daddy Issues for sure. Who are your top five biggest train wrecks on your site would you say? I nominate her as top five for sure.

I am so sick of this girl emailing me saying, “Please don’t post me on the site anymore, I have changed.” Pucker you will never change.- nik

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Pucker Is All The Sudden Not Pregnant

August 24, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF is wrong with Pucker, first she writes on FaceBook that she is pregnant and is going to have a baby with her boyfriend Ben, and then all the sudden writes this is just a rumor that people are spreading about her being pregnant… Like seriously did she forget she posted that on Facebook.

**I bet she realized she has no idea who the baby daddy is, so she went and got an abortion.- jv

I didn’t say that Pucker… it was my employee Junior Varsity (he thinks he is on fire today).- nik

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Pucker Is Having A Child

August 23, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just checkin out my Facebook and saw this post from Puckers “fan page” Is this for real? Did they try pull and pray for birth control? WTF did they get themselves into? She says she’s 2 months along. Wasn’t that when all the crazy stuff was happening when she was “Leaving Las Vegas?” That kid probably isn’t even his and it’s gonna be a drug baby. Another drain on the system.

No chance it is his kid and I don’t believe her… sounds like she is trying to trap her new dude.- nik

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