Round 1 Winner: AR Mystery

Round 1 Winner: RackStar

Round 1 Winner: Nickel

Round 1 Winner: Silver Dollar

March Madness starts back up Monday. My legal team ROCKS!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Pucker keeps getting kicked out of TheDirtyArmy.com one day and let back in the next day.  She made a video about it and I wanted to ask you why is she so dumb and can’t understand she needs to keep her clothes on?

Pucker, keep your clothes on and fix your eyebrows.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik!! I hooked up with Pucker this weekend in LA and learned something new about her! SHE’S INTO ANAL BLEACHING! Who would have known?! Just thought I’d fill the dirty army in..REPRESENT!

Pucker, stop sleeping with randoms.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m part of the best social network (TheDirtyArmy.com) and Pucker made a video because she is an idiot and deleted her account and obviously being the man that you are you are not allowing her back in. Have you seen this video, she calls you all mighty GOD.

Listen, the best way to describe this secret society is Disneyland on Crack. I didn’t kick Pucker out, she sent me this email and deleted herself. I might give her another chance… on the fence. What do you think?- nik

EMAIL: Sorry I deleted my DA account, I really had fun on it ! IT is nothing personal it was amazing, I just think the fact some one who has been on the site for a month and most people have no clue who it actually is or what they did compared to my two years and not being reconizged under categories is kind of a slap to the face, if it was due to being naked, no offense but I think I have seen a few dicks shoved in Leper. Enjoy, I am still DA strong, perhaps I could just be a normal person on the site. XOXO.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long story short, Pucker quit her job Friday and got dumped the same night. She is now twittering again, bragging on facebook about her and Marvin ” being soo bad ” and best of all she is a groupie to a Live stream show with a guy named Tristan, these photos were uploaded tonight on twitter to him. She is bragging about meeting Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots.. that is not a good thing. What is it with these dirty celebs? The second they are dumped or break up they are back at square one. Daddy Issues for sure. Who are your top five biggest train wrecks on your site would you say? I nominate her as top five for sure.

I am so sick of this girl emailing me saying, “Please don’t post me on the site anymore, I have changed.” Pucker you will never change.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF is wrong with Pucker, first she writes on FaceBook that she is pregnant and is going to have a baby with her boyfriend Ben, and then all the sudden writes this is just a rumor that people are spreading about her being pregnant… Like seriously did she forget she posted that on Facebook.

**I bet she realized she has no idea who the baby daddy is, so she went and got an abortion.- jv

I didn’t say that Pucker… it was my employee Junior Varsity (he thinks he is on fire today).- nik