Pucker | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Pucker Cleans Up Her Act

August 12, 2010 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 39

Pucker Cleans Up Her Act

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pucker has gotten into a new relationship with a guy on her Facebook, she went private and deleted a ton of people but neglected to delete me, and she’s been spotted in the middle of a lurid and temptingly sexual and comprising situation with an unidentified attractive male friend. Is she f*cking him? Seriously, nobody knows. I want to know who this is–any tips who she is spending her time with?

Why is the guy hiding his face?  Is he ashamed or something?- nik

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Pucker Is Thinking About Moving To Dallas To Live With Leper

July 28, 2010 Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Leper, Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am friends with Leper and Pucker on facebook and never thought I would see the day when the two girls most alike in the world in the worse ways possible would talk. It started when Pucker deleted all of her facebook friends claiming she was changing, Leper told her good job and how alike they were and it went on and on but I figured these convos were enough. They exchanged emails and I have been reading about this little love fest for the past week and a half. I am fearing for the world that Pucker will pick up her life and move to Leper after seeing so much evidence of them loving one another. Do you think this is going to happen, if Leper is offering Pucker a home and food, why wouldn’t she? Not to mention they both do or did porn, drugs and have the same hobbies. Nik please use your powers and make sure this happens just so I can see a train wreck first hand.

I actually approve this… maybe 2 negatives can make a positive (or at least a great lesbian sex tape).- nik

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Pucker Is In Sex Rehab And Changing Her Life For The Better

July 19, 2010 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you’re so bad – I really wish you would have never posted my EX Boyfriend Jon on TheDirty, you don’t realize how much of an affect that has on some people. NOR do you realize how hurtful it is to be thrown out and read about it on your site. I got back with Jon once you had posted that, it was a huge 1000 mile drive ordeal, but sadly you kept posting and it lead to the worlds most epic fights due to TheDirty. I lost the love of my life because of stalkers who send in my love life, I got kicked out twice in one week.. it honestly sucked. I am over it and have moved on and back to Seattle where I am in SEX rehab but you really don’t realize how much of a negative impact your website has on me ever having a boyfriend who will care enough for me that your posts don’t scare him away or have me thrown out twice in one week and drive 2000 miles. IT SUCKS. Take care, please don’t say I do porn or drugs, I don’t. I have cut ties on any nude jobs to ever be available to me and I have found Jesus.  Take care, hope your friend got Freddy fags got DRD from me!  P.S. Look how happy I am out of VEGAS, yeah be happy!

You can take the gangster out of the hood, but you cannot take the hood out of the gangster.- nik

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Pucker Is Back In Seattle And Back On The Drugs

July 13, 2010 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 19

Pam is A Crackhead

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well looks like Pam aka Pucker is up to her drug addicted ways again. Last night she posted on her Facebook that she now enjoys drinking a bottle of nyquil as a way to drown her sorrows (or to forget how many guys she had to blow/bang in Vegas in order to pay her rent). Then today she posts once again on her Facebook asking if anyone has any Adderall. How stupid can one be asking for prescription meds on Facebook, especially after she posted some gay YouTube video awhile back about how she was so glad to no longer be abusing Adderall. Clearly this girl is in denial because she got defensive when other people commented telling her she needs to go to rehab…she said that drinking nyquil isn’t grounds for being rehab material….ha ha ha. This girl is a joke!  And she is back in Seattle are you surprised at all?

Her and Lindsay Lohan should date.  I decided.- nik

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Pucker Is Back With Jon

July 4, 2010 Pucker, Reno, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Monday you posted “Pucker’s New Boyfriend” and then the next day you posted “Pucker Gets Dumped” well Nik, you were wrong about your prediction because somewhere along that 1000 mile drive back to Seattle, Pucker’s boyfriend must have wrote her a love text so powerful that she turned around and drove back.  They are now back together and have fallen even deeper in love.  Word from TheDirty army is that the fight was caused over Oxycontin that lead to the break up in the first place.  Poor Pucker is back on another drug off the adderall(Meth) and then straight to Oxycontin(Heroin).  Do you think they will be together after the weekend.

The funny part about this relationship is that they haven’t slept together yet and that is why Pucker thinks she is in love.  This is the first guy that hasn’t pumped her and dumped her (yet).- nik

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Pucker Gets Dumped

June 29, 2010 Las Vegas, Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 73

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know you just posted “Pucker’s New Boyfriend” last night but the relationship is already over. Pucker in on a 1000 mile drive back to Seattle with no MONEY. But a lot of support from random perverts who watch her web cam. So Nik, now that Pucker is back in Seattle, what do you think her life will be about?

She will be in Seattle for 30 days tops.  Her Trout list is strong on Facebook… Pucker if you didn’t have a warm hole you wouldn’t be a world traveler.  I almost wish my agent would have hate sex with you so you can feel raped inside (soul raped, not the physical kind because that doesn’t count).  It might change your outlook on life.- nik

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Pucker’s New Boyfriend

June 28, 2010 Pucker, Reno, Seattle, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so last week Pucker up and left her porn/escort life in Las Vegas and headed straight for Lake Tahoe.  She kept on saying how happy she is and how is in love with the greatest guy on planet earth.  Many wanted to see pictures of this moron because we want to know who the hell would be stupid enough to try and turn this h*e into a housewife.  Many people like me guessed either he is super loaded or really good looking.  Well here he is, this is Jon H**d, he is a noodle that looks dumber then Nick Malibu.  So Nik, what you think about this guy and how long will it last?

Bro, I don’t know your fat face, but run.  She is about to f*ck up your world and take all the money you don’t have.- nik

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Pucker Moves To Lake Tahoe For New Boyfriend

June 22, 2010 Las Vegas, Pucker, The Dirty 18

Pucker Flees Vegas

Pucker Flees Vegas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so surprise surprise Pucker was out partying one night and the next she was on her way to Lake Tahoe to move and start her new life with her new boyfriend.  Ya Im thinking the same thing WTF is wrong with this crazy b*tch.  Dirty JV was asking her on twitter why and who she is moving with but she was being very brief saying she did have a boyfriend and she made the right decision.  This is how I see it her new boyfriend she definitely met while she was doing her sex chat and is either a mid 40′s construction business owner going threw his 5th divorce because he only marries strippers or a 80+ year old man that is about to die.  Nik, do you know this new guy and how long will it last?  Oh and how many adderalls do you think she sniffed to get through that 15 hour drive?

She is becoming a Sex Nomad… traveling to any guy with money that will stick it in her for free room and board.  I hope this new Trout sleeps with one eye open.- nik 

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