Pucker | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Pucker Puts Out A Hit On Nick Malibu

June 15, 2010 Chicago, Las Vegas, Nick Malibu, Pucker, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so yesterday Nick Malibu was assaulted on the mean streets of Chicago, and right away he jumped on twitter and said Pucker had put a hit out on him.  Now to the average person that seems like a made up story, but right away Pucker had contacted her lawyer and wrote on twitter that she could not be held responsible and there is no way she would get in trouble.  Let me tell you why this story is true, Pucker does web cam porn for a living, what kind of people watch web cam porn the kind that have never got laid, are perverted, sick and f*cked up in the head and they are all stalkers because soon as they find one web cam girl they think they web cam girl loves them because she does things for them for money.  How hard would it be for Pucker to tell some weirdo in Chicago she loves him and needs him to do her a favor and beat some kid up in Chicago for a ten minute free webcast or something like that.  Nik what you think? is this true?

I think Nick Malibu tried to cut in line at White Castle and people in Chicago don’t stand for that kind of Diva attitude so he got jumped for his little hamburgers.- nik

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Dirty Celeb War On Twitter

June 9, 2010 Chicago, Las Vegas, Nick Malibu, Pucker, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, as a true Dirty Army Soldier I follow all TheDirty celebs on twitter and not sure if you caught the twitter war between Pucker and Nick Malibu last night but some sh*t went down.  I think Pucker is mad at Nick Malibu about him banging some chick that is a mutual friend of theirs, but im confused because I thought Nick Malibu was a Gay.  Personally I think Pucker is jealous of Nick Malibu because he might have a small part in Transformers 3 which is great for Nick Malibu the kid is trying to make it in life, not like Pucker who is all about attention and making porn.  Nik do you know why this twitter war occurred.

I don’t care how it occurred… I was watching TV when it happened, but I am #TeamMalibu till I die!- nik

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Priceless Photos Of Pucker

May 25, 2010 Las Vegas, Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 51

Priceless photos of Pucker from 15

Priceless photos of Pucker from 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pucker has not always had dark hair or a tan or been into modeling or porn, I know a lot of people who went to highschool with us and her at Weddington high. I knew her back when and she was a attention wh*re, she was always in trouble and released cds about herself and had a track record of getting in trouble with the law for graffiti and having sex in theatre class. It just makes me laugh how she moves to Seattle after, now Vegas and she thinks her past wont haunt her. Nik these pictures are priceless.

She kind of looks like Nick Malibu is the first picture.  Congrats to Pucker though… she went from beat and matured into ugly.  Pucker get some +2′s already so you can make real money in the escort game.- nik

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Freddy Fags Does Pucker

May 17, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Freddy Fags, Las Vegas, Pucker, The Dirty 27

Freddy does Pucker

Freddy does Pucker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we all know Freddy Fags slept with Leper (who hasn’t) but here is his newest Dirty Celeb he has banged.  Its the one and only Pucker.  I saw pictures on Facebook and Nik we all know Facebook does not lie.  Nik, how many Dirty Celebs has Freddy Fags slept with anyway?

His goal is to infect them all.  His DRD is the strongest kind… you can catch it airborne within 50 feet.- nik

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Nick Malibu And Pucker’s Forgy Friend

May 13, 2010 Chicago, Las Vegas, Nick Malibu, Pucker, The Dirty 19

Nick Malibu is a Queer and Marvoules knows it

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! So are little or should I say BIG dirty celeb Nick Malibu is FORGY. He tried to get close to the unknown Pucker just so he could get closer her friend Marvin. He found Marvin on facebook and confessed his love to him and how he wanted to move to Seattle to be with him. Marvin took his phone sex virginity!  So Nick Malibu can you expain this one in your next vid?

I hope this isn’t true because I was pretty sure Nick Malibu was for the Straights.- nik

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Pucker In XXX Videos Officially Thanks To Nik Richie And The Dirty Army

May 6, 2010 Las Vegas, Pucker, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pucker is letting all go on her twitter facebook you name it. This is off of one of the websites she had continued to say she would never do for a living ( touch a guy for money ) . This is the caption from the site this photo is taken from, looks like they are a fan of yours Nik and of Puckers lips. Sorry – Kylah Kiss.  This is a small sample of photos from Kylah Kiss’s first on camera BJ experience…this is what the website says about her.  “…now, you may or may not recognize her from another really DIRTY website…but now she’s stepping up her game & doing the dirty things that some people have accused her of doing on camera for a long time!” She just proved herself wrong and you right Nik.  Dirty Army Strong.

I am always right.  Unfortunately, Pucker has issues and took the easy way out for money.  You are welcome Pucker… I made you.- nik

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Pucker’s Sex Life Has Taken A Turn For The Worse

May 1, 2010 Las Vegas, Pucker, Seattle 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was on a cam website last night, and guess who I see? Our favorite dirty wh*re! She started off by banging a banana with a purple condom on it, then graduated to a full on machine. Then to add to the awesome wh*reness of her she started doing some wierd stuff to the guy on the cam for a second. I can’t lie, it was pretty awesome. Everyone was talking about the dirty in the room too. Dirty Army Strong!  Click Here To See Pictures From Pucker’s Web Cam

How does she not have AIDS already?- nik

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Pucker Sleeping With Grandpa

April 20, 2010 Las Vegas, Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I keep up with your site and your dirty celebs and I am also into porn and free porn. I logged into the site that Pucker is famous for getting on and doing free shows for when she is not busy being a hooker. I found her being pounded by some guy wearing a mask, a old man mask and she called him Grandpa. I also know she refused to ever do a guy on screen because she is a solo artist only. Well here is some solid proof she turned onto the dark side, she really has that almost 18 look going for her too.  Click Here To See The Proof

Remember when she told the world that she changed and was going to be a normal civilian.- nik

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