THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know you just posted “Pucker’s New Boyfriend” last night but the relationship is already over. Pucker in on a 1000 mile drive back to Seattle with no MONEY. But a lot of support from random perverts who watch her web cam. So Nik, now that Pucker is back in Seattle, what do you think her life will be about?

She will be in Seattle for 30 days tops.  Her Trout list is strong on Facebook… Pucker if you didn’t have a warm hole you wouldn’t be a world traveler.  I almost wish my agent would have hate sex with you so you can feel raped inside (soul raped, not the physical kind because that doesn’t count).  It might change your outlook on life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so last week Pucker up and left her porn/escort life in Las Vegas and headed straight for Lake Tahoe.  She kept on saying how happy she is and how is in love with the greatest guy on planet earth.  Many wanted to see pictures of this moron because we want to know who the hell would be stupid enough to try and turn this h*e into a housewife.  Many people like me guessed either he is super loaded or really good looking.  Well here he is, this is Jon H**d, he is a noodle that looks dumber then Nick Malibu.  So Nik, what you think about this guy and how long will it last?

Bro, I don’t know your fat face, but run.  She is about to f*ck up your world and take all the money you don’t have.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so surprise surprise Pucker was out partying one night and the next she was on her way to Lake Tahoe to move and start her new life with her new boyfriend.  Ya Im thinking the same thing WTF is wrong with this crazy b*tch.  Dirty JV was asking her on twitter why and who she is moving with but she was being very brief saying she did have a boyfriend and she made the right decision.  This is how I see it her new boyfriend she definitely met while she was doing her sex chat and is either a mid 40′s construction business owner going threw his 5th divorce because he only marries strippers or a 80+ year old man that is about to die.  Nik, do you know this new guy and how long will it last?  Oh and how many adderalls do you think she sniffed to get through that 15 hour drive?

She is becoming a Sex Nomad… traveling to any guy with money that will stick it in her for free room and board.  I hope this new Trout sleeps with one eye open.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so yesterday Nick Malibu was assaulted on the mean streets of Chicago, and right away he jumped on twitter and said Pucker had put a hit out on him.  Now to the average person that seems like a made up story, but right away Pucker had contacted her lawyer and wrote on twitter that she could not be held responsible and there is no way she would get in trouble.  Let me tell you why this story is true, Pucker does web cam porn for a living, what kind of people watch web cam porn the kind that have never got laid, are perverted, sick and f*cked up in the head and they are all stalkers because soon as they find one web cam girl they think they web cam girl loves them because she does things for them for money.  How hard would it be for Pucker to tell some weirdo in Chicago she loves him and needs him to do her a favor and beat some kid up in Chicago for a ten minute free webcast or something like that.  Nik what you think? is this true?

I think Nick Malibu tried to cut in line at White Castle and people in Chicago don’t stand for that kind of Diva attitude so he got jumped for his little hamburgers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, as a true Dirty Army Soldier I follow all TheDirty celebs on twitter and not sure if you caught the twitter war between Pucker and Nick Malibu last night but some sh*t went down.  I think Pucker is mad at Nick Malibu about him banging some chick that is a mutual friend of theirs, but im confused because I thought Nick Malibu was a Gay.  Personally I think Pucker is jealous of Nick Malibu because he might have a small part in Transformers 3 which is great for Nick Malibu the kid is trying to make it in life, not like Pucker who is all about attention and making porn.  Nik do you know why this twitter war occurred.

I don’t care how it occurred… I was watching TV when it happened, but I am #TeamMalibu till I die!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pucker has not always had dark hair or a tan or been into modeling or porn, I know a lot of people who went to highschool with us and her at Weddington high. I knew her back when and she was a attention wh*re, she was always in trouble and released cds about herself and had a track record of getting in trouble with the law for graffiti and having sex in theatre class. It just makes me laugh how she moves to Seattle after, now Vegas and she thinks her past wont haunt her. Nik these pictures are priceless.

She kind of looks like Nick Malibu is the first picture.  Congrats to Pucker though… she went from beat and matured into ugly.  Pucker get some +2′s already so you can make real money in the escort game.- nik