How Has Pucker Dropped This Weight

January 20, 2010 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 76 7,156 Views

Pucker is ____ to loose weight

Pucker is ____ to loose weight

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was looking at Nickel’s down fall since 09′ pictures and decided I am team Pucker . She is seemingly boring in comparison, but I am very curious what is going on with her in her recent phone photo shoots, since when did she become a big bratz doll with a huge head and nothing else? Take your pick compared to her before posts, what is this Anorexia, Bulimia, DRUGS? Nik your thoughts?

Gross Puck, eat a a couple hamburgers.  I know inner thigh gap is hot, but your legs are way too skinny.- nik



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Sir Serpe Is Officially A Paranoid Creeper

January 12, 2010 Pucker, Scottsdale, The Dirty 72 9,865 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is hilarious. I should really stop posting so much but its addicting to be on the other side. I contemplated to send this to you or not but its too priceless him thinking you would fake being a pucker. He and his sister are 100% convinced you are trying to get him, and the “DA” knows his every move. Guess I just joined the army.  He constantly texts me for naked pictures like a creep.

Pucker, you just gained a ton of respect by submitting this.  I should give you a medal of honor or something.  Sir Serpe can you please stop creeping on chicks and get back to making fake companies that fail.  Thank you.- nik

**SS, I sit around all day and make fake Facebook profiles to get to you.  Bro, I don’t even know who you are… you are just a number.  Get a life, mine is already taken.



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Seattle Celeb’s Pucker And Nickel

January 5, 2010 Pucker, Seattle 39 8,127 Views

Seattle Celeb's P&N

Seattle Celeb's P&N

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was wondering if you knew what your Seattle dirty celebs are up too these days ? The only noted ones who made a big scene in 2009 were Nickel and Pucker, all of your other dirty celeb’s had fun exciting out on the town pictures for 2010. I don’t know Nickels real name, only Pam’s so I found her on myspace. This was her ” new years ” .. what is your take on what either of them will do in 2010?

I have a feeling they will grow up and I will need to find cooler Dirty Celebs who are more interesting in Seattle.  Applications are being accepted.- nik



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Pucker Too Cold This Winter

December 17, 2009 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 28 5,715 Views

Pucker too cold this winter

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently went onto the local WA sl*t site and found this picture of Pucker, needless to say this girl may want to think about eating something sometime soon. Or, maybe she really is trying to [removed] herself??? Anyway, she looks horrible and this girl needs to stop trying so hard for attention and get some help!

There is no hope for her.  She is back to her old ways… lost cause.  Pucker if you want real attention in Seattle get some +2′s and everyone will kiss your ass.- nik



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Pucker Drinking Again

December 9, 2009 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 56 5,546 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happened to pucker not being a bottle or club rat? i think this is more than proof right here that is obviously the biggest liar ever. I wonder how her work would like these?? If she even has a job… she keeps saying on her twitter that she works at an “art studio with kiddos” would you want her working with your children???

I try to be nice and lie that she is beautiful today and look what she writes in comments:

“yeah. funny how that is right. WHEN I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE ? and he has one phone call from me as my body is going into a F*CKING COMA of me crying saying he was nice. I rem. f*cking saying you were nice nik, because even DEAD I didnt want you on my f*cking bad side. I F*CKING HATE YOU NIK YOUR WORTHLESS. YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO BROADCAST MY ALMOST DEAD EXPERIENCE, YOUR F*KKKKKING LOW!!! AND YOU F*CKING THINK ITS OKAY TO POST THE SH*T OUT OF ME SAYING I WAS DEAD WHEN I WAS IN A HOSPITAL FOR THREE DAYS ? THEN I AM OUT AND ALL YOU SAY IN RESPONSE TO ME BEING OKAY IS ” CAN I HAVE A COPY OF YOUR SUICIDE LETTER ‘ WELL F*CK YOU, YOU WILL F*CKING MISS ME ONCE I AM REALLY GONE, JUST WATCH!!!!”

How hard is it to leave me alone Pucker.  Please stop STALKING ME!  I don’t even know you.- nik



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Pucker Is So Pretty

December 9, 2009 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 77 8,248 Views

Pucker is so much prettier than you ever give her credit

Pucker is so much prettier than you ever give her credit

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you always post bad pictures of Pamela, and she is my best friend. You always put up the worse pictures of her and its stupid! because me and her both know she is so much prettier then what you show.

I think she is so beautiful.  She is almost unicorn like… honestly one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen in my life.  Her eyes are stunning and her lips look so soft.  She is by far the most beautiful girl I have ever posted on this website.  My agent has always dreamed of doing her doggy style, but I wouldn’t disgrace her beauty like that.- nik



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Sucker I Mean Pucker

December 2, 2009 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 41 7,155 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember how Pucker told the world she had changed!  Looks like Rehab was a joke?

Not shocked by this at all.  She has no self control.  She is back to her old ways and deserves to be on this site.- nik



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Pucker Please Leave Me Alone

November 11, 2009 Pucker, Seattle, The Dirty 72 9,353 Views

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Happy Birthday and everything, but you just tried to kill yourself with a letter addressed to me.  These random drunk emails (granted this one is birthday related) makes me think you are not taking your treatment seriously.  I am not trying to preach to you about how to live your life…  I just really need you to leave me alone.



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