THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your celeb prodigy Pucker has gone back to her old ways, you predicted it. Not to mention the whole reason I even found her again was off a free webcam site. I do have to say this picture off of her twitter of her ass is amazing so, would you lotion that thing?

Pucker, did 2009 not mean anything to you?  I get it that you are famous because of me, but seriously there are other ways to make money than taking off your clothes.  It is ok to have a brain.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was looking at Nickel’s down fall since 09′ pictures and decided I am team Pucker . She is seemingly boring in comparison, but I am very curious what is going on with her in her recent phone photo shoots, since when did she become a big bratz doll with a huge head and nothing else? Take your pick compared to her before posts, what is this Anorexia, Bulimia, DRUGS? Nik your thoughts?

Gross Puck, eat a a couple hamburgers.  I know inner thigh gap is hot, but your legs are way too skinny.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is hilarious. I should really stop posting so much but its addicting to be on the other side. I contemplated to send this to you or not but its too priceless him thinking you would fake being a pucker. He and his sister are 100% convinced you are trying to get him, and the “DA” knows his every move. Guess I just joined the army.  He constantly texts me for naked pictures like a creep.

Pucker, you just gained a ton of respect by submitting this.  I should give you a medal of honor or something.  Sir Serpe can you please stop creeping on chicks and get back to making fake companies that fail.  Thank you.- nik

**SS, I sit around all day and make fake Facebook profiles to get to you.  Bro, I don’t even know who you are… you are just a number.  Get a life, mine is already taken.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was wondering if you knew what your Seattle dirty celebs are up too these days ? The only noted ones who made a big scene in 2009 were Nickel and Pucker, all of your other dirty celeb’s had fun exciting out on the town pictures for 2010. I don’t know Nickels real name, only Pam’s so I found her on myspace. This was her ” new years ” .. what is your take on what either of them will do in 2010?

I have a feeling they will grow up and I will need to find cooler Dirty Celebs who are more interesting in Seattle.  Applications are being accepted.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happened to pucker not being a bottle or club rat? i think this is more than proof right here that is obviously the biggest liar ever. I wonder how her work would like these?? If she even has a job… she keeps saying on her twitter that she works at an “art studio with kiddos” would you want her working with your children???

I try to be nice and lie that she is beautiful today and look what she writes in comments:

“yeah. funny how that is right. WHEN I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE ? and he has one phone call from me as my body is going into a F*CKING COMA of me crying saying he was nice. I rem. f*cking saying you were nice nik, because even DEAD I didnt want you on my f*cking bad side. I F*CKING HATE YOU NIK YOUR WORTHLESS. YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO BROADCAST MY ALMOST DEAD EXPERIENCE, YOUR F*KKKKKING LOW!!! AND YOU F*CKING THINK ITS OKAY TO POST THE SH*T OUT OF ME SAYING I WAS DEAD WHEN I WAS IN A HOSPITAL FOR THREE DAYS ? THEN I AM OUT AND ALL YOU SAY IN RESPONSE TO ME BEING OKAY IS ” CAN I HAVE A COPY OF YOUR SUICIDE LETTER ‘ WELL F*CK YOU, YOU WILL F*CKING MISS ME ONCE I AM REALLY GONE, JUST WATCH!!!!”

How hard is it to leave me alone Pucker.  Please stop STALKING ME!  I don’t even know you.- nik