Round 1 Winner: AR Mystery

Round 1 Winner: RackStar

Round 1 Winner: Nickel

Round 1 Winner: Silver Dollar

March Madness starts back up Monday. My legal team ROCKS!!

Click on the picture to see Dirty Celeb RackStar and her amazing +2′s.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, haven’t seen The RackStar on here in a while… well don’t worry because she is alive and well. Saw her and her “husband” at the Meridian Mall in Okemos, Michigan. He followed her around and kept Quiet like a good slave should.  Sorry I couldnt take a picture, stupid iPhone 4.

iPhone 4 sucks donkey balls. I am keeping the OG iPhone 3 and might even make the switch to crackberry soon.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Rackstar got hitched this weekend, sucks she let her loser boyfriend tie her down.  But for those close to her and that know her definitely doesn’t mean she is out of the market because a ring can’t plug a hole.  Anyway Nik, we all know what is next and that is her getting knocked up, what are the chances she will look like a fat Anna Nicole Smith?

She is already fat so getting prego will completely ruin Rackstar’s body. This was the biggest mistake of her life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, RackStar’s trip to Chicago was obviously a revealing experience for all around her. She was in Chi Town on July 24th for her Bachelorette party. It’s also rumored (although there are no pictures) that she had to have a fireman help pull her out of a cab window because she got stuck!

Get some underwear on… WTF?  I am guessing her marriage will be an open one.- nik