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Red Rocket Is The Hottest In Your Stable

November 29, 2014 Las Vegas, Red Rocket, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out of all the ponies in the stable, Red Rocket is holding it down as the best looking/sexiest one of them all.  I’ve met her several times and she truly is a sweetheart but you can tell what a freak she would be in bed.

I think she is the only horse I have left…all the other ponies have real jobs and babies now.- nik

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Did Red Rocket Find True Love

October 1, 2014 Houston, Las Vegas, Red Rocket, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Red Rocket has been posting pics on her IG of this guy and her.  Is she dating him?

I want to pop that zit on her chin.- nik

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Red Rocket Couldn’t Stay Away

September 10, 2014 Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 68


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Red Rocket was depressed about life and how she can’t find a man cause of her lifestyle.  She tried to stop “working” but now is back to hanging around Dan Bilzerian and banging his poker buddies for cash.  Sorry bunny, but no money will make that feeling go away.  Trust me, I did the same when I was young and dumb.

But she can buy Red Bottoms with that money.- nik

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Red Rocket Is Just Not Happy

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 84

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I feel so bad for my friend Tawnie… Tawnie has always been a hard working and smart girl, but the last few years of the Red Bottoms lifestyle has caught up to her… she has money, has travel, has had plenty of sex but she is still unhappy.  Its caught up to her what she has done for a pair of Red Bottoms etc… Is there anything I can do for her as a friend to help her get back to normal so she can stop trying to pretend she is happy?

Don’t blame Red Rocket’s mind, blame her chest.- nik

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Red Rocket Ain’t All That

July 16, 2014 Las Vegas, Red Rocket, The Dirty 131



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with Red Rocket. If she didn’t have fake boobs nobody would care about this basic bitch.

I can’t put my finger on it, but something is wrong with Red Rocket’s mouth.- nik

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Red Rocket Is Wondering Why

December 30, 2013 Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 100


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with Red Rocket’s boob job?!? She just got them done within the past couple years and well, just look at them. What do you think?  Also, I can only imagine why she has had a bad year, maybe she is realizing that no one will ever want to be with her since she is an escort.  Sucks, when reality kicks in.  Maybe all that materialistic bullsh*t doesn’t mean anything.

The past is the past Red Rocket. You can change tomorrow and be happy… don’t let the money kill your soul.- nik

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Trout Living The Life

June 15, 2013 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, Red Rocket, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is why I love VINE.  It tells the whole story… so check out who these two know escorts are at dinner with… yes, some old as trout who you know is loaded.  This is why I can’t wait to be rich and old and still banging 22 year old girls all day long for a cheap price.

I highly doubt Jon Olafsson is scouting these girls to be models.- nik

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Who Doesn’t Love +2s

June 12, 2013 Chewbacca, Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 210

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are well known escorts Red Rocket and Chewbacca. I don’t care what these girls do for work because check out how f*cking sexy both of them are.  I don’t see how any man with money wouldn’t waste 500 bucks and sleep with both of them together for an hour… Also, wanted to call you out about your app.  You said Apple said TheDirty was showing to much skin and to sexy… So how come Vine can do this but you can’t?

Red Rocket has the best Vine in the game.- nik

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