Red Rocket Is Just Not Happy

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 69

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I feel so bad for my friend Tawnie… Tawnie has always been a hard working and smart girl, but the last few years of the Red Bottoms lifestyle has caught up to her… she has money, has travel, has had plenty of sex but she is still unhappy.  Its caught up to her what she has done for a pair of Red Bottoms etc… Is there anything I can do for her as a friend to help her get back to normal so she can stop trying to pretend she is happy?

Don’t blame Red Rocket’s mind, blame her chest.- nik



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Red Rocket Ain’t All That

July 16, 2014 Las Vegas, Red Rocket, The Dirty 128

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with Red Rocket. If she didn’t have fake boobs nobody would care about this basic bitch.

I can’t put my finger on it, but something is wrong with Red Rocket’s mouth.- nik



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Red Rocket Is Wondering Why

December 30, 2013 Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 100

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with Red Rocket’s boob job?!? She just got them done within the past couple years and well, just look at them. What do you think?  Also, I can only imagine why she has had a bad year, maybe she is realizing that no one will ever want to be with her since she is an escort.  Sucks, when reality kicks in.  Maybe all that materialistic bullsh*t doesn’t mean anything.

The past is the past Red Rocket. You can change tomorrow and be happy… don’t let the money kill your soul.- nik



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Trout Living The Life

June 15, 2013 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, Red Rocket, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is why I love VINE.  It tells the whole story… so check out who these two know escorts are at dinner with… yes, some old as trout who you know is loaded.  This is why I can’t wait to be rich and old and still banging 22 year old girls all day long for a cheap price.

I highly doubt Jon Olafsson is scouting these girls to be models.- nik



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Who Doesn’t Love +2s

June 12, 2013 Chewbacca, Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 210

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are well known escorts Red Rocket and Chewbacca. I don’t care what these girls do for work because check out how f*cking sexy both of them are.  I don’t see how any man with money wouldn’t waste 500 bucks and sleep with both of them together for an hour… Also, wanted to call you out about your app.  You said Apple said TheDirty was showing to much skin and to sexy… So how come Vine can do this but you can’t?

Red Rocket has the best Vine in the game.- nik



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Red Rocket Should Not Show Her Face Without Makeup

December 27, 2012 Dirty Horses, Hollywood, Red Rocket 4

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Red Rocket just posted this pic of herself with no makeup on and HOLY BUCKTEETH BATMAN!!! Some girls can pull off the no makeup look and still look attractive, or at least human. But this girl takes off her MAC forcefield and it is pony ride time! Let’s just say this chick should never leave the house or post pics of herself without makeup. Boner-kill.

This is why we call her Red Rocket after the race horse.- nik



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This Is Not a Good Look For Red Rocket

December 18, 2012 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Red Rocket, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this on the Daily Mail website and all I can say is that Red Rocket is not taking advantage of her DC status. It’s one thing to be a porta-potty, but to “model” with Corey Feldman who hasn’t been relevant since he was kicking it with Micheal and Bubbles. I just can’t stand to see this girl let her DC status go to waist.

Red Rocket you are better than this… not that much better, but better than Feldman status.- nik



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I’m Not Surprised By This At All

November 15, 2012 Las Vegas, Newport, Red Rocket, San Diego, The Dirty 362


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out your boy the Trust Fund Wonder aka Dan Bilzerian and some porta potty’s on a private jet.  Now does the girl on the right look familiar to you?  Yup, its the one and only Red Rocket.  Now tell me something Nik, are you surprised by this one bit?  I’m not.  Dan is a well known drug abuser that always pays for play and we all know Red Rocket is pay for play.  Now here is my question, does Red Rocket tell her boyfriend that on these trips she just goes to “look good” or does he know his girl is sleeping with men in exchange to be able to post pictures on twitter and IG on a private jet?

I wonder if Dan rocks the beard to hide his Luke Wilson jaw? Should we make this man a DC?- nik



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