RichieRexic | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Sweet 16 Final Cut

September 2, 2009 Las Vegas, RichieRexic, The Dirty 20

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik I’m Ariane.  I see you are coming to my town this weekend, vegas of course.  I also heard that there is still one more spot available for the sweet 16, I think you should take me into consideration.  If thats not a possiblity then I think you should put me on the guestlist for everywhere you go so I can party with you and all those beautiful ladies.  I am a really fun guy, I can really get a party started…I’ll keep the dirty party dirty.  Hope you choose me, love ya Nik..muah

Sorry Ariane, I am sure you have a good heart, but unfortunately I am going to have to pass.  On a personal note… I do not want you hanging around me either.  Your beauty might cock block me in Vegas this weekend.- nik

**RichieRexic is that you?



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Did Richie Rexic Get A Nose Job?

August 6, 2009 RichieRexic, St. Louis, The Dirty 60

Did rexic get a Nose Job?

Did rexic get a Nose Job?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just a quick question, it looks like to me that Richie Rexic had a nose job, did she?

The answer is YES.  She got one right before I came out to host an event in St. Louis because she thought it would help her chances.- nik



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BEWARE: RichieRexic The HUNTER

July 30, 2009 RichieRexic, St. Louis, The Dirty 38

BEWARE: Richie Rexic the HUNTER

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik all the THE DIRTY ARMY needs to beware RICHIE REXIC has learned to use a gun and to go hunting, so anyone who talks sh*t may get surprise when the are out in the Ozarks camping.

Weird… from what Timberfake told me, she didn’t know how to hold a gun when they were naked?- nik



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RichieSpainic?

July 23, 2009 Cabo San Lucas, RichieRexic, St. Louis, The Dirty 83

RichieSpainic?

RichieSpainic?

THE DIRTY ARMY: RichieRexics in Spain? Or where has she gone. Heard she’s in Spain….

She is probably in Cabo… that is usually where she goes when the world forgets about her.- nik



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Timberfakes New Girl Booted By RichieRexic

July 7, 2009 RichieRexic, St. Louis, The Dirty, Timberfake 110

Timberfakes new girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this chick out with Timberfake, RichieRexic and her got into it last weekend and RR had her thrown out of Lure. She seems to think she’s the hottest thing on the planet…I wouldn’t kick her out of bed…

I am surprised LURE lets RichieRexic in that place still… from what they told me when I was out there is that she skims money off the top of the books.- nik



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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong

July 7, 2009 Alien 2, RichieRexic, San Antonio, St. Louis, The Dirty 1623

**I am just curious as to where this love affair is at?- nik

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Spur’s Fan Email: Two-Face (that’s my new name for you RR. Because not only are you are a pathetic snitch, but you have two different faces. One is after you spend five hours painting your face on and putting on some shades, the other is this awful display everyone sees above. Sadly, they are both horribly disgusting):

Even though you sicken me, I’m going to give you some free advice: If you are going to take some pictures in front of a mirror, you need to pick a better angle. I’m thinking it would be best if you stand further away from the mirror (like about 5 miles away). Or if you are going to try to wear something sexy, might I suggest a body bag? You can cut two holes in it for your eyes. Just be sure to angle one the holes properly, so that creep eye of yours can see. That might work. Or what you could do is hop on that “private plane” you have and take your sister back to Endor, or wherever the f*ck EWOKS are from (seriously, take a look at Two-Face’s sister for more than 10 seconds, and tell me that dried up toilet sk*nk doesn’t look like an EWOK). You might feel more welcome there. Hell, it’s another planet, they might be used to seeing freaks like you. Now go ahead Two-Face, get your team of rodents to gang up on me. Also, feel free to pick as many different names that you want or need. Just be sure to pop some pills before doing so.

Yours truly,
SPURS FAN

P.S. I have to say, once again, that just because you and EWOK were both born on third base, doesn’t mean you two b*tches hit a triple. Have a nice day.

This is what happens when true love fails between comment warriors.- nik



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RichieRexic’s Lingerie Episode #3

June 30, 2009 Jaden Solo, RichieRexic, Scottsdale, St. Louis, The Dirty 239

RichieRexic's Lingerie Episode #3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let’s play a little game: Who is Kasey, aka Spurs Fan, more obsessed with: RichieRexic or Jaden????? Here’s his treasured 3rd RR lingerie pic. Now its over Kasey so please make your Mega Grand, Super Final Finale Exit…again….

I still don’t get why RichieRexic would send skeletor pictures to Spurs Fan?  My only guess is that she is in love.- nik



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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever

June 9, 2009 RichieRexic, St. Louis, The Dirty 1681

RIchie Rexic looking creepy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it me or is Richie Rexic looking more creepy every time she posts pic on myspace. Did someone embalm her or what?

Word on the street is that she is broke right now.  Pucker has more money than her.- nik



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