THE DIRTY ARMY: So I saw RichieRexic shopping in Chicago the other day. Instead of walking from store to store she drove….and kept parking illegally. Talk about high maintenance. — Did she move to Chicago??

Look how frail her legs look.  She really needs to start eating and lay off the adderall.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw RichieRexic in Vegas at Hardrock. This chicks so hot.

Nice… good to see that she is still rocking a gut.  I wonder if she still smells?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik I’m Ariane.  I see you are coming to my town this weekend, vegas of course.  I also heard that there is still one more spot available for the sweet 16, I think you should take me into consideration.  If thats not a possiblity then I think you should put me on the guestlist for everywhere you go so I can party with you and all those beautiful ladies.  I am a really fun guy, I can really get a party started…I’ll keep the dirty party dirty.  Hope you choose me, love ya Nik..muah

Sorry Ariane, I am sure you have a good heart, but unfortunately I am going to have to pass.  On a personal note… I do not want you hanging around me either.  Your beauty might cock block me in Vegas this weekend.- nik

**RichieRexic is that you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik all the THE DIRTY ARMY needs to beware RICHIE REXIC has learned to use a gun and to go hunting, so anyone who talks sh*t may get surprise when the are out in the Ozarks camping.

Weird… from what Timberfake told me, she didn’t know how to hold a gun when they were naked?- nik