**I am just curious as to where this love affair is at?- nik
Spur’s Fan Email: Two-Face (that’s my new name for you RR. Because not only are you are a pathetic snitch, but you have two different faces. One is after you spend five hours painting your face on and putting on some shades, the other is this awful display everyone sees above. Sadly, they are both horribly disgusting):
Even though you sicken me, I’m going to give you some free advice: If you are going to take some pictures in front of a mirror, you need to pick a better angle. I’m thinking it would be best if you stand further away from the mirror (like about 5 miles away). Or if you are going to try to wear something sexy, might I suggest a body bag? You can cut two holes in it for your eyes. Just be sure to angle one the holes properly, so that creep eye of yours can see. That might work. Or what you could do is hop on that “private plane” you have and take your sister back to Endor, or wherever the f*ck EWOKS are from (seriously, take a look at Two-Face’s sister for more than 10 seconds, and tell me that dried up toilet sk*nk doesn’t look like an EWOK). You might feel more welcome there. Hell, it’s another planet, they might be used to seeing freaks like you. Now go ahead Two-Face, get your team of rodents to gang up on me. Also, feel free to pick as many different names that you want or need. Just be sure to pop some pills before doing so.
P.S. I have to say, once again, that just because you and EWOK were both born on third base, doesn’t mean you two b*tches hit a triple. Have a nice day.
This is what happens when true love fails between comment warriors.- nik