Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Lauren Greene

February 11, 2011 Roller Girl, Sacramento, SDSU 29 6,877 Views

Lauren Greene

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Okay so this chick is straight up RONCHY. She’ll f*ck anywhere with anyone just to “get it in” (those were her exact words). We were kickin it at a friends place playin some pong and just chillin when she decides to get it in ON THE PORCH with a man who has a BUTT CYST. She’s disgusting why would you do it on the porch infront of everyone that wass there? She simply was just embarassing herself. After that she and the dude walk in without saying anything and go to the kitchen. and no not to make a sandwhich, they started f*cking in the kitchen! She has no respect for other people. You cant just get it on wherever you like when its not your house. I wish i never had to witness what i saw that night.. i truly am scarred for life. Be aware: She may get it on in your house!

Just the thought of her naked is enough to make me nauseous.- nik



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Teen Mother

February 10, 2011 Roller Girl, Vancouver 40 8,292 Views

teen whore mother

teen whore mother

teen whore mother

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik. Here we got our self a winner, this little wh*res name is Danielle Elisabeth Sullivan, lives in a sh*tty town called Aldergrove. This sloot got pregnant at the age of 16, so now she is a teen mom. But instead of staying at home like a responsible mom, this slut you can find her at any party with her legs open getting stuffed. Her son is one year old, so within that time she has fucked more than 15 guys including me. She had the nastiest beef curtain and her p*ssy stink like dead fish. I got one piece of advice stay home, take care of your child and stop f#cken around, cause there is nothing worst then when your child grows up and finds out you was a huge wh*re when you was a teen.

Is she still pregnant, I guess that might just be disgusting leftover baby fat.- nik



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Northside Goons

February 8, 2011 Roller Girl 1 6,770 Views

NORTHSiDE  goons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all of these guys are dirty, they go party to party trying to have sex with “b**ches” and all of that. these guys aint nothin, one thing i will say though is that, that aj and that jz guy is are some sexy n*ggas i would tap them in a heart beat, but that tristan kid… what dirt he tried raping some girls at this one party i was at i hope he gets what he deserves.

I didn’t know people still wear Sean John.- nik



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Most Annoying Wannabe

February 4, 2011 Chicago, Roller Girl 7 7,887 Views

Most annoying/Wanne be Tough shit who thinks shes pretty

Most annoying/Wanne be Tough shit who thinks shes pretty

THE DIRTY ARMY: morganne l*ban of downers grove illinois who thinks shes hot shit who know one likes they talk too her because they feel bad for her. and she thinks everyone wants her”man” chris brooks.. even know hes the ugliest guy u would ever meet. and all this girl dates is black guys because obviously she cant get a white guy. and she starts drama she accuses of every girl want her man then when u tell her too shut up about it and its not true she says tt u started the drama and shes the biggest lie and thinks that everyone is a drama but her ahe thinks shes hard when she only stands about 5ft tal but she will talk to someone all normal then start asking ??? and when u tell her how it is she goes and start biggg drama ever.

She looks like a product of inbreeding.- nik



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Horrific Houston

February 3, 2011 Houston, Roller Girl 8 9,720 Views

HOE-RIFFIC HOUSTON

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, I DON’T KNOW WHAT CATEGORY THIS THING FALLS UNDER. IS IT ROLLER GIRL? SHIM? DOES IT NEED TO GO TO THE SHIMSPITAL? I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP SLEEPING TONIGHT, AFTER SEEING THIS PHOTO. I WILL FOREVER HAVE NIGHTMARES!!

Gorillas resemble humans so much.- nik



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Roller Derby Princess

January 26, 2011 Roller Girl, Wichita 100 8,974 Views

ROLLER DERBY PRINCESS

ROLLER DERBY PRINCESS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know this chick well! However she thinks she’s the sh!t and runs around the town looking like a wild ass creature straight out the jungle! Really she is fat, ugly roller derby girl with a gross lion’s mane on top of her head. Whoever takes these modeling pics of her must be slow! There is nothing attractive about a overgrown lioness.

Do they check if these ‘girls’ have gregs before they let them on the team?- nik



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