Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Bragging On Twitter About Being On TheDirty.com

October 21, 2010 Dallas, Same-Face, The Dirty 16 7,628 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik so I literally LOL’d when I was reading the dirty yesturday and saw someone else had posted about Cassidy Benson and her undeniable horrible stage 5 disease of Same-Face-Syndrome!! welll…..she is STILLLL doing it as of recent pics from this weekend!! Is this b*tch really purposly trying to look dumb as a box of rocks in all of her pictures?? I think so….so bad she is not only trying to LOOK that dumb….she actually IS!!! I mean she really looks like she is a human target for guys to practice shooting their gregs into! haha….seriously Nik put her on blast and tell her to close her mouth & no one wants to see her HUGE donkey teeth!!! apparently she listens to you b/c after she was on thedirty.com last time she lost a bunch of weight by popping adderall like skittles….oh and then bragging about it all over twitter….uh DUMB!

Pumped for Dallas tomorrow, I am glad to see all the chicks have aged and are still doing the same exact things. Looks like there is a new horse in town.- nik



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Point Loma Sloot

October 18, 2010 Same-Face, San Diego 13 9,285 Views

Point Loma SLOOT

Point Loma SLOOT

Point Loma SLOOT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the Dirty doesn’t have a “Point Loma Nazarene University” category, but it should! This nasty dumb slut’s name is Chelsea Wozniak. She does the same 4 faces in EVERY picture and she thinks she is the hottest thing to walk Loma’s campus. When you have a conversation with her you feel like you’re losing brain cells. She has a rat face and a nose that is similiar to a Black Diamond at Telluride. I don’t think Point Loma’s secret inner slut-circle should be concealed anymore. She and her army of nasty skanks are gonna be revealed!

I wanna know how many guys recognize the room in bottom pic…guy in the middle knows what I’m talking about, and he’s gay.- nik



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Self Managed Model

May 17, 2010 Dallas, Same-Face 52 8,695 Views

Self Managed Model?

Self Managed Model?

Self Managed Model?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl’s name is Courtney. I’m sure you’ve heard of her. Posts all over her facebook how she’s a model and is making it big in the model world. However, all of her “professional” photographers are old men who ask her to meet them in a small apartment for photographs of her in her underwear. She makes the SAME face in every single photo she “models” for. Her facebook is full of wanna-be shots of her, and she has over 4,000 friends. Who knows 4,000 people? This girl needs to realize she’s not a model and she’s not hott. She says she doesn’t do “nudes”, and yet she poses in a thong and bra. Also, there ARE nude photos of her on the internet somewhere. So much for that.

This is how girls end up in porn.- nik



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Same Face Champion?

April 16, 2009 Dallas, Same-Face, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM 31 5,254 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m sure that your crack staff of investigators have seen this but i thought that you’d like to view the ultimate Same-Face.

I’m not sure if even the Dirty Army would be able to find a pic of her without that ridiculous face.- nik



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Final Round 1 Match Ups… Round 2 Starts Tomorrow

March 17, 2009 Anteaters, Black Barbie Shim, Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Carmex, DIRTY March Madness, Rackstar, Same-Face, The Dirty 4 5,226 Views

barbiematch

DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Same Face (73%, 2,753 Votes)
  • Black Barbie Shim (27%, 1,030 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,780

carbff

DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF (92%, 3,637 Votes)
  • CARMEX (8%, 326 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,959

rockant1

DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Rackstar (93%, 3,671 Votes)
  • Anteaters (7%, 285 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,951



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Same Face Barbie Strikes Again

March 12, 2009 Chicago, Same Face Barbie, Same-Face, The Dirty 34 8,410 Views

Same Face Barbie Strikes Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey what do you know, Same Face Barbie strikes again.

That is probably the best picture I have seen of her.- nik



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