Same-Face | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Self Managed Model

May 17, 2010 Dallas, Same-Face 52

Self Managed Model?

Self Managed Model?

Self Managed Model?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl’s name is Courtney. I’m sure you’ve heard of her. Posts all over her facebook how she’s a model and is making it big in the model world. However, all of her “professional” photographers are old men who ask her to meet them in a small apartment for photographs of her in her underwear. She makes the SAME face in every single photo she “models” for. Her facebook is full of wanna-be shots of her, and she has over 4,000 friends. Who knows 4,000 people? This girl needs to realize she’s not a model and she’s not hott. She says she doesn’t do “nudes”, and yet she poses in a thong and bra. Also, there ARE nude photos of her on the internet somewhere. So much for that.

This is how girls end up in porn.- nik

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Same Face Champion?

April 16, 2009 Dallas, Same-Face, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m sure that your crack staff of investigators have seen this but i thought that you’d like to view the ultimate Same-Face.

I’m not sure if even the Dirty Army would be able to find a pic of her without that ridiculous face.- nik

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Final Round 1 Match Ups… Round 2 Starts Tomorrow

March 17, 2009 Anteaters, Black Barbie Shim, Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Carmex, DIRTY March Madness, Rackstar, Same-Face, The Dirty 4


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Same Face (73%, 2,753 Votes)
  • Black Barbie Shim (27%, 1,030 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,780


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF (92%, 3,637 Votes)
  • CARMEX (8%, 326 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,959


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Rackstar (93%, 3,671 Votes)
  • Anteaters (7%, 285 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,951

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Same Face Barbie Strikes Again

March 12, 2009 Chicago, Same Face Barbie, Same-Face, The Dirty 34

Same Face Barbie Strikes Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey what do you know, Same Face Barbie strikes again.

That is probably the best picture I have seen of her.- nik

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Same Face Barbie

March 3, 2009 Chicago, Same Face Barbie, Same-Face, The Dirty 88



THE DIRTY ARMY: So…I just so happened to stumble across these pictures. I knew the girl looked familiar and I was right! She’s been on here a few times. These pictures made me laugh and am sure they will make you laugh too! Funny how she wears the same color of painted on lipstick as Barbie does, too! Got to love girls who think they are real models! Way to go same face Barbie…you rep.

Why are her hands so retarded looking?- nik

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Attention: Globe Trotting DJ Living In KC!

February 19, 2009 Kansas City, Same-Face 25

Attention: Globe Trotting DJ living in KC!!



Attention: Globe Trotting DJ living in KC!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Dj Xcluzive who is apparently from LA but currently residing in Kansas City where he is taking self portraits and stinking up trashy nightclubs and sports bars with his ghettotastic mix! I for a fact have seen him fake scratch a record over a track that already had a scratch sample in it! Good Luck on your World Tour!.

I didn’t know guys could catch Same Face as well.- nik



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Frozen Face

December 23, 2008 Atlanta, Rackstar, Same-Face, The Dirty 15

Frozen Face

THE DIRTY ARMY: More pics of the girl you said was frozen in time. Atlanta’s very own same face.

Jeez… I didn’t know her +2′s were so big.  Same Face might be Rackstar’s cousin.- nik

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Same Face

November 24, 2008 Houston, Same-Face 133

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl used to be my friend. Yes, I’m embarrassed to admit it, but its true. She is a typical gold-digging bimbo. She lies and lies about herself, her family, and her “friends”. Do Not! I repeat DO NOT trust this girl! She is a fake, backstabbing witch. Oh and she told my best-friend that Jenny Elm*s’ boyfriend Charles is all over her! Yeah right!!! Nice Zoolander face! It’s bankin!

Charles, don’t do it dude… she has no teeth.- nik

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