THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dirty intel here with another installment from my spy team. Just wanted to let you know that there is a new gang in the chicagoland area and they are calling themselves the MP’s a-k-a the Magnum Posse! They represent themselves in every photo they take by pushing there lips out like they’re models are something and so do their fake ass members too. Sadly enough they’ve taken their gang sign from the movie Zoolander which is how they get their name and gang sign from, THE MAGNUM!!!! In these photos taken by my intel this is who i believe to be the leader of the Joliet faction and HIS name is Melissa. This could become a serious war between the SGM’s and the MP’s if they get any bigger! Well thats all for now army so beware and put this weak ass gang and their leader out on blast if you see them around.
How scary is her neck! It looks like one of my orange football tees I use to kick 45 yard field goals in my sleep.- nik