Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

What Does Scooby Snack Really Do For A Living

December 4, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 193 8,201 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I wonder why Kina isnt BLASTING her latest video on her fb or twitter?? No, I am not hating and no I am not a fat terd bashing people from my laptop. SS will love this attention as it will most likely help her out financially. LOL. I just had to show this because I think it’s hilarious. Why didn’t DA call her BIGBIRD instead of Scooby Snack? Especially now with her new loook. I actually think that SS should make babies with Fake Equis!!!! Neanderbabies. I wonder what her parents and brother think of her? After watching this, I was just thinking to myself how in 2 years she will be a huge Vegas has been and hopefully she moves on in her life with better things. I mean really, is there a market for pawning redbottomheels? Better get educated kids! Just a random RANT.

The music soundtrack pretty much sums up Scooby Snack’s life.- nik



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Thickness And Scooby Snack Are The Worst At Tipping Their Servers

November 27, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 286 6,233 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are 3 legendary vegas hookers waiting for their free comp dinner at Magnum Monday at STK steak house at Cosmo.  They hop around industry dinner nights and eat for free 4+ times a week and DON’T TIP A PENNY!! GIRLS, WE ARE TIRED OF SEEING YOU AROUND.. YOU ARE THE LAUGHING STALK OF THE TOWN.. IF YOU ARE GONNA EAT FREE DINNER, TIP YOUR F*CKING SERVER!

I agree with the server. It’s time for Scooby Snack and Thickness to give back to the community.- nik



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Getting Over Scooby Snack Is Harder Than Getting Over Heroin

November 13, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 61 6,240 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so a few weeks after Sharkee posted all those Facebook post about him and Kina being in love, they eventually broke up as usual.  Now, Sharkee is a good friend of mine and the past few days Kina has been hitting him up a lot and I’m afraid my friend will go back into this relationship.  I swear to god, getting rid of Scooby Snack in your life is harder than quitting heroin… or it seems.  He took the last few posts to heart and said he would prove all of us doubters wrong and they would stay together.  but they didn’t.  I just hope he reads this and realizes he needs to end this or he will never find the one.  Because she is definitely not the one.

Sharkee needs to move out of Vegas and start a normal life with a normal girl or he will die a miserable man.- nik



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Is Scooby Snack On Drugs

November 11, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 97 10,020 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Scooby Snack and Courtney Leigh just hanging out.  I don’t know if its me, but Kina looks f*cked up in this picture and what the hell is all over her face.

This picture shows me a life spiraling out of control.- nik



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Having 2nd Thoughts About Scooby Snack

November 9, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 110 7,497 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when Scooby Snack got her nose done, I was a huge fan of it.  But now after seeing it for a few months, I think I like the old nose better.  Are you a fan of the new nose or you like the older look better?

Neither… she went to a bootleg doctor and it shows.- nik



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Who Is Sarah Rissell

November 2, 2012 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 81 8,240 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been seeing this girl run with Scooby Snack’s crew lately. At first I thought Thickness had lost some weight but then I realized it wasn’t her. Then I thought she was a substitute for Thickness when Scooby Snack and her had a falling out. But now she is still running with her and I have to say, she is without a doubt the best looking one in the crew. You know anything about her?

The only thing I know about Sarah Rissell is that her breasts are fake.- nik



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