Scooby Sunday’s Instagram: Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord. This ain’t about you boo. Let me keep teaching you losers more lessons. I should be a f*cking 3rd grade school teacher with the amount of knowledge I drop on b*tches and butches. Yes I respect the lesbian race mother f*ckers. Life ain’t easy because you are always thinking longitude. Always trying to climb a pole and sh*t. Stop thinking like a serf and start thinking latitude. Spread your f*cking abundance b*tches and butches. Create the love, wealth, sexual intercourse, gravy biscuits and exotic vacations with slut minded vessels. I don’t even know why I share my secrets. You don’t deserve my unicorn mind or inertia pelvis thrusting your inner ovaries. Just f*cking CREATE and you will be a rich mother f*cker in life like me. Share this message with a loser in your life or better yet make no friends and steal my sh*t for your selfish soulless heart. Well, if you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand. Seriously you don’t deserve me.
Scooby I never knew you were a Phil Collins fan.- nik