Scooby Sunday’s Instagram: Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord. This ain’t about you boo. Let me keep teaching you losers more lessons. I should be a f*cking 3rd grade school teacher with the amount of knowledge I drop on b*tches and butches. Yes I respect the lesbian race mother f*ckers. Life ain’t easy because you are always thinking longitude. Always trying to climb a pole and sh*t. Stop thinking like a serf and start thinking latitude. Spread your f*cking abundance b*tches and butches. Create the love, wealth, sexual intercourse, gravy biscuits and exotic vacations with slut minded vessels. I don’t even know why I share my secrets. You don’t deserve my unicorn mind or inertia pelvis thrusting your inner ovaries. Just f*cking CREATE and you will be a rich mother f*cker in life like me. Share this message with a loser in your life or better yet make no friends and steal my sh*t for your selfish soulless heart. Well, if you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand. Seriously you don’t deserve me.
Scooby I never knew you were a Phil Collins fan.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just watched some of the videos on your Vlog and I’m confused how Scooby is still single. I have attempted to see him plenty of times but he declines my sexy ass, I don’t see how a man like him is not married. You can tell Scooby would be an amazing husband and an ever better father. So why is he into nasty girls like Sarah Leal? Is he just enjoying fame and sleeping around because he is not ready to settle? Because a home wrecker walks into his life and he starts dating her… all the while there is girls like me that have jobs and self respect lining up around the block for a date with this guy… you know him best. What is the deal?
I gave up on his love life 7 years ago. Some people are just meant to be single and chronic masturbaters.- nik
While Nik is in court fighting for your Freedom of Speech, I feel it’s best to plug something that is very important to our humanity. Being Nik’s best friend I think he would understand. So it is very important that you follow me on Instagram. My name is under @DirtyScooby. You feel Paul Rudd?
El Scooby Sunday
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happened between Scooby and Sara Leal. Word on the street is that they have officially ended for good. Which sucks because they were such a cute couple. So what happened? Gives us some info Nik.
I don’t know… I stayed out of it. Personally I think it’s because he wouldn’t go down on her… typical chauvinist.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a die hard member of the dirty army I must say I’m completely disappointed that you of all people would hide this from us. Scooby and Sara Leal (Ashton Kutcher’s lifesaver) are going steady. I saw them holding hands last night in PB and my mouth dropped. Scooby please be careful. She is obviously not with you because of your looks, she is with you because you are famous like Ashton!
I promised Scooby that his love life is off limits.- nik
Dear Denver and the all mighty god Peyton Manning, I will be in your hood on September 20th for a raging back to school event. DIRTY ARMY is welcome and yes this will be an IMMUNITY EVENT.
Yes Scooby you can bring your friend Jackie Woo. I love doing shots with JW.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know scooby loves football and gives his picks n everything like that. Even if he’s wrong most of the time we know he tries. Anyway, I saw a flyer with K-States greatest fan that ever lived, I couldnt help but think he had a striking resemblance to none other then Scooby Sunday from the dirty. Searched him up and found this hilarious vid, its gotta be him, I mean you guys are a comedy site after all. [Click here for video]
I’m pretty sure Scooby hates Kansas State.- nik