While Nik is in court fighting for your Freedom of Speech, I feel it’s best to plug something that is very important to our humanity. Being Nik’s best friend I think he would understand. So it is very important that you follow me on Instagram. My name is under @DirtyScooby. You feel Paul Rudd?

El Scooby Sunday

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to thank you for saving my friend Sarah Wood.  I have been one of her closest friends since we were young.  I have watched her go from guy to guy and use men for her personal gain and to be honest, I feel like she was doing all of that stuff for social networks, so she can impress people that don’t know her or even care about her.  Since you posted all that stuff about her and basically exposed her, she has made a complete change in life.  She no longer lives her life for social networks.  Now when we go out, she takes pictures but its only for us to have… not a bunch of randoms online.  Its amazing how different she is, she is trying to go steady with a guy and actually like him for him and not his money.  Wanted to thank you for that little wake up call you gave her that she much needed. I know Sarah thanks you too, truly from the heart.

Scooby, look how skinny you were back then… what happened?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happened between Scooby and Sara Leal.  Word on the street is that they have officially ended for good.  Which sucks because they were such a cute couple. So what happened?  Gives us some info Nik.

I don’t know… I stayed out of it. Personally I think it’s because he wouldn’t go down on her… typical chauvinist.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a die hard member of the dirty army I must say I’m completely disappointed that you of all people would hide this from us. Scooby and Sara Leal (Ashton Kutcher’s lifesaver) are going steady. I saw them holding hands last night in PB and my mouth dropped. Scooby please be careful. She is obviously not with you because of your looks, she is with you because you are famous like Ashton!

I promised Scooby that his love life is off limits.- nik

Dear Denver and the all mighty god Peyton Manning, I will be in your hood on September 20th for a raging back to school event. DIRTY ARMY is welcome and yes this will be an IMMUNITY EVENT.

Yes Scooby you can bring your friend Jackie Woo. I love doing shots with JW.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know scooby loves football and gives his picks n everything like that.  Even if he’s wrong most of the time we know he tries.  Anyway, I saw a flyer with K-States greatest fan that ever lived, I couldnt help but think he had a striking resemblance to none other then Scooby Sunday from the dirty.  Searched him up and found this hilarious vid, its gotta be him, I mean you guys are a comedy site after all. [Click here for video]

I’m pretty sure Scooby hates Kansas State.- nik