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Why Is Lee S. Bruemmer So Mad At Scooby Snack

December 10, 2014 Costa Mesa, Las Vegas, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure what it was about or all the parties involved but its always fun when Thickness is crying about everyone calling her a fat midget and then this gets posted on her page about Scooby Snack.

You know sh*t is going down when the Costa Mexico community is involved.- nik

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Let Us Pursue Our Dreams

December 8, 2014 Junior Varsity, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 35

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, on 60 Minutes Sports they did a segment on the EFLI which is India’s professional football league.  They have 32 teams and franchises are worth around 3.5 million dollars, so this thing is serious.  Scooby and I are really considering going out there for next season and becoming some superstars.   I know I will the Tom Brady/Deion Sanders of the league, and Scooby would easily be the Troy Polamalu minus the luxurious hair.  Would this be a problem if we decided to go?  We have 6 weeks to figure it out. This could be us next season on The Hyderabad Skykings.

Dude I want to try-out as a kicker.- nik


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Scooby Vs. Time

December 11, 2013 Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 78


Is it possible to lose arm hair like a balding head as you get older? Women always say that a man gets more sexy as he gets older… is that the case for Scoobdizzle?

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Scooby Sunday Is A Living Legend

October 29, 2013 Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 134


Scooby Sunday’s InstagramCan you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord. This ain’t about you boo. Let me keep teaching you losers more lessons. I should be a f*cking 3rd grade school teacher with the amount of knowledge I drop on b*tches and butches. Yes I respect the lesbian race mother f*ckers. Life ain’t easy because you are always thinking longitude. Always trying to climb a pole and sh*t. Stop thinking like a serf and start thinking latitude. Spread your f*cking abundance b*tches and butches. Create the love, wealth, sexual intercourse, gravy biscuits and exotic vacations with slut minded vessels. I don’t even know why I share my secrets. You don’t deserve my unicorn mind or inertia pelvis thrusting your inner ovaries. Just f*cking CREATE and you will be a rich mother f*cker in life like me. Share this message with a loser in your life or better yet make no friends and steal my sh*t for your selfish soulless heart. Well, if you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand. Seriously you don’t deserve me.

Scooby I never knew you were a Phil Collins fan.- nik

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Why Doesn’t Scooby Date A Classy Woman

June 3, 2013 Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 58

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just watched some of the videos on your Vlog and I’m confused how Scooby is still single.  I have attempted to see him plenty of times but he declines my sexy ass, I don’t see how a man like him is not married.  You can tell Scooby would be an amazing husband and an ever better father.  So why is he into nasty girls like Sarah Leal?  Is he just enjoying fame and sleeping around because he is not ready to settle?  Because a home wrecker walks into his life and he starts dating her… all the while there is girls like me that have jobs and self respect lining up around the block for a date with this guy… you know him best.  What is the deal?

I gave up on his love life 7 years ago. Some people are just meant to be single and chronic masturbaters.- nik

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A Message From Scooby Sunday

January 23, 2013 Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 162



While Nik is in court fighting for your Freedom of Speech, I feel it’s best to plug something that is very important to our humanity. Being Nik’s best friend I think he would understand. So it is very important that you follow me on Instagram. My name is under @DirtyScooby. You feel Paul Rudd?

El Scooby Sunday

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Why Did Scooby And Sara Leal Break Up

December 7, 2012 Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 146

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happened between Scooby and Sara Leal.  Word on the street is that they have officially ended for good.  Which sucks because they were such a cute couple. So what happened?  Gives us some info Nik.

I don’t know… I stayed out of it. Personally I think it’s because he wouldn’t go down on her… typical chauvinist.- nik

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New Couple Alert: Scooby Sunday And Sarah Leal Are Official

November 14, 2012 Newport, San Diego, Scooby, The Dirty 218

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a die hard member of the dirty army I must say I’m completely disappointed that you of all people would hide this from us. Scooby and Sara Leal (Ashton Kutcher’s lifesaver) are going steady. I saw them holding hands last night in PB and my mouth dropped. Scooby please be careful. She is obviously not with you because of your looks, she is with you because you are famous like Ashton!

I promised Scooby that his love life is off limits.- nik

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