Scooby | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Denver Put Me On Your Calendar September 20th

September 10, 2012 Denver, Scooby, The Dirty 0

Dear Denver and the all mighty god Peyton Manning, I will be in your hood on September 20th for a raging back to school event. DIRTY ARMY is welcome and yes this will be an IMMUNITY EVENT.

Yes Scooby you can bring your friend Jackie Woo. I love doing shots with JW.

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Is Scooby The Greatest Fan That Ever Lived

September 5, 2012 Kansas City, Kansas State, Scooby, The Dirty 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know scooby loves football and gives his picks n everything like that.  Even if he’s wrong most of the time we know he tries.  Anyway, I saw a flyer with K-States greatest fan that ever lived, I couldnt help but think he had a striking resemblance to none other then Scooby Sunday from the dirty.  Searched him up and found this hilarious vid, its gotta be him, I mean you guys are a comedy site after all. [Click here for video]

I’m pretty sure Scooby hates Kansas State.- nik

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Hurricane Scooby Invades Miami

August 26, 2012 Miami, Scooby, The Dirty 49

Hurricane Scooby

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with the rampage Scooby Sunday is on? I follow him on Twitter and Instagram and the kid has lost his mind. Is he next on the dirty chopping block? He use to be a teddy bear but now he just yells at girls and treats them like tuna cans. I want the old Scooby back, the man who paints his belly for Raider football games.

Don’t believe the hype. Look what he just texts me. Scooby be a man… don’t come to Miami and feel bad when a 1993 asks to see you naked. You signed up for this life, SO LIVE IT!- nik

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TED Is Throwing A Party At Bar West And Scooby Can Come Too

July 27, 2012 San Diego, Scooby, The Dirty 35

Vin and I just want to make sure everyone is coming to my birthday party on Saturday. I’m going to get laid, maybe have a threesome. Vin you can watch if you want. I’m cool like that.- Scooby

I can’t wait to get sh*tfaced wasted with TED. Also, it’s Scooby Sunday’s birthday… he will be at Bar West too.

**Note: Bar West is giving Scooby unlimited bottles for his birthday (bottle rats welcome).**

Saturday July 28, 2012 will be a night never forgotten until the next morning when Scooby wakes up next to ________.

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Scooby’s 30 For 30: Weigh In #4

June 29, 2012 Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 3

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, Scooby is killing it right now with Cellan and his diet.  He started at 241 pounds and is down to 225 pounds, 16 pounds is a solid 1 month loss.  If he sticks it out through July, he might be down to 205 like you want him at.

I want him under 200.- nik

If you want to lose weight the lazy way like me or turn into a hot chick= CLICK HERE

Click here to see Dirty Army’s weight loss results

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A New Streak For Scooby Sunday

June 18, 2012 San Diego, Scooby, Seattle, The Dirty 0

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, since Scooby broke the streak in Cincinnati… he has begun a new streak.  This week he went two for two, Cinci and San Diego were both great cities for Scoobs.  Here is my question.  With us hosting in Seattle Thursday and Hollywood Friday, do you think he can got two for two again?

I think he will go 3 for 4 by Saturday. Correction in the stats, the Cincinnati bang was a 1991. And yes, Scooby pulled a blonde that Hack couldn’t close out of Bar West in Pacific Beach (vintage 1990). The quest continues in Seattle this Thursday… see you ladies at Mirror.- nik

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Congrats to Scooby For Getting Laid In Cincinnati

June 17, 2012 Cincinnati, Scooby, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I just wanted to say congratulations to Scooby for breaking the 15 year curse. I know its been a tough road for him but this just shows that holding out for the right time really does work.

She was established in 1992. No wonder he has hickeys all over his body.- nik


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Scooby’s 30 For 30: First Weigh In

June 10, 2012 Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 5

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, looks like Scooby is taking this weight loss thing pretty serious.  He is down 6.5 pounds only after 4 days of taking Cellan and eating right.  I really think he can make it to 215 by 4th of July.

Clippers suck. Good job Scooby… keep going. I want you at 175.- nik

If you want to lose weight the lazy way like me or turn into a hot chick= CLICK HERE

Click here to see Scooby lose 18 pounds in less than one month during his first attempt at Scooby’s 30 for 30

Click here to see Dirty Army’s weight loss results

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