JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, Scooby is pumped for 4th of July and in order to get ready he decided to give Cellan one more try since it worked the first time but Thanksgiving ruined it all.  This time he is starting at 241.00 pounds and plans on dropping 20 to 22 pounds in the next 30 days.  I will be updating his videos twice a week so we make sure he doesn’t go off track.  With the right diet, exercise and Cellan this should be a cake walk.

Scooby has no will power. All he has to do is put pills in his mouth, but he is too lazy to even do that. Scooby, if you get under 200 pounds I will buy you Wire Transfer for one night.- nik

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Click here to see Scooby lose 18 pounds in less than one month during his first attempt at Scooby’s 30 for 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I haven’t been your biggest fan in the past. But in the last few months with what you did for CAN-DO and the kids in Haiti, I realized you mean good and TheDirty is just a business.  Yesterday, I saw how Scooby was supporting Jimmy Kimmel and Project A.L.S.  Nik, why don’t you talk about all the charities you help? I’m sure people will like you more.  Click here to help.

People who brag about helping others aren’t doing it for the right reasons.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had a f*cking blast partying with you guys last Friday night.  I’m pissed they didn’t publish the pictures of Scooby making out with my BF.  They looked so cute together that night.  I was pretty wasted and remembered having a good time and Scooby is definitely the face of TheDirty, that guys knows how to party and have a good time.

You give a man a little taste of celebrity and he always loses control.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a bone to pick with you.  I have heard of TheDirty and your name plenty of times in the last two years I have attended OSU. Never have I seen your site and I have no clue who you were.  So Thursday I read the OSU paper and saw a picture of you and was instantly attracted to you and wanted to sleep with you.  My friends told me you were married so I had no chance, but I don’t listen very well.  I came to Big Bar to party with you guys and soon as I got into your VIP section, I introduced my self to you and first thing you told me is how sexy I was and how you love my huge boobs. I was so confused because everyone was walking up and taking pictures with this short mexican guy and I didn’t get who he was or why no one was taking pictures with you but whatever I was having a good time.  Partying was fun with you guys and once I kissed you, I asked you if you were married and you said “LOL, me?  Never”.  Long story short, I wake up in the morning and the douchebag that was in your room was calling you Scooby… I was so f*cking confused.  But I didn’t care I just slept with a celebrity so I felt really special.  I get back to my sorority and tell my girls what happened and then we googled your name and who I thought was Nik Richie was not.  Everything made sense after that, I jumped on TheDirty and come to find out, I was hooking up with Scooby and not YOU.  WTF, you guys think its funny to play with girls heads like that?  Nothing was cool about it? The fact I was calling him Nik the whole time and he was responding… now it makes sense why douche JV and you (the short mexican guy) were pointing to Scooby and I and consistently laughing at us… because the Joke was on ME.   I just want to tell you and your whole staff… F*CK YOU.  What you did was not cool at all.

Scooby thanks you for helping him end his 8 year drought.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after watching Scooby on Nik Richie radio painfully try to make game with Jessica B. I thought of a cool experiment. Lets send him to some Pick Up Artists schools that swear they can help guys get game. Most have video conference training. If it fails, well millions of readers know for sure it is a scam and their is little hope. But if he gets serious game… well then you promote the article an hope to millions! Since he has access few people have to models an porn stars it makes him the perfect test subject!

Its a scam. Not going to waste Scooby’s time.- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY:  Nik, we had all these big plans for the Superbowl and then you decided to move into your new house on Superbowl weekend, therefore leaving us stuck in SoCal watching the Superbowl.  This is what I got to do while watching you piss away 5K on the dumb ass bet you placed on the Patriots.  Anyway, Scooby needs to retire from the sport of Flip Cup.

Flip cup? What are you 12 years old?- nik