Scooby | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

I Don’t Buy Scooby’s “Nice Mexican Mormon” Thing He Has Going On

December 4, 2011 Las Vegas, Nik's Chick, Scooby, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to keep your boy Scooby in line. He keeps ruining your interviews by cutting you off mid sentence and trying to act like the nice guy in the hopes of hooking up with a chick. Check the last interview with Jenna Shea for example. Dude was trying to cock block you for no reason in the hopes of hooking up with her. Stop pretending to be the nice Mormon guy Scooby. There’s a reason why Nik is married and you’re not. Step your game up. Nik I think you should start teaching him pointers on how to be more Alpha.

He is legit. He hasn’t had sex in 6 years (I really think 9 years) and that has nothing to do with the Mormon factor. I blame the weight gain and being Mexican. Scooby lost 25 pounds and is still going. He was 195 pounds in the picture above and I really think he will get there and get laid before 2012.- nik

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Scooby’s 30 For 30: Day 3

November 4, 2011 Cellan, Scooby, The Dirty 0


Scooby has 30 days to lose 30 pounds with the help of Cellan. If you want to join the challenge with him CLICK HERE!! Don’t be fat, lose weight the easy way- use Cellan.

Day 3:

Meal Plan- Protein shake, 1 apple, protein shake, 1 grilled chicken breast w/ broccoli, 1 cup self made trail mix, cottage cheese and fruit, tons of water.

Workout- Weights (back/bi’s) and 2.5 miles on an elliptical.

Today’s Weight: 226.7 pounds. Scooby lost 1.8 pounds during Day 3/30 for a total loss of 8.9 pounds since his official weigh in on October 31st.

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Scooby’s 30 For 30: Day 2

November 3, 2011 Cellan, Scooby, The Dirty 0

Scooby has 30 days to lose 30 pounds with the help of Cellan. If you want to join the challenge with him CLICK HERE!! Don’t be fat, lose weight the easy way- use Cellan.

Day 2:

Meal Plan- Protein shake, 1 banana, protein shake, 1 grilled chicken breast w/ broccoli, 1 slice of pepperjack cheese, tons of water.

Workout- Weights (chest/triceps) and Ran 1.5 mile on treadmill.

Today’s Weight:  228.5 pounds.  Scooby lost 1.8 pounds during Day 2/30 for a total loss of 7.1 pounds since his official weigh in.

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Scooby’s 30 For 30: Day 1

November 2, 2011 Cellan, Scooby, The Dirty 1


Scooby has 30 days to lose 30 pounds with the help of Cellan. If you want to join the challenge with him CLICK HERE!! Don’t be fat, lose weight the easy way- use Cellan.

Day 1:

Weight:  230.3 pounds.  Down 5.3 pounds

Pounds of Body Fat:  74.8 pounds.  Down 3.6 pounds

Body Fat %:  32.5%.  Down .8%

Body Mass Index:  34.1.  Down .8

Today’s Weight:  230.3 pounds.  Scooby has lost 5.3 pounds since his official weigh in.

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Scooby’s 30 For 30: The Official Weigh In

November 1, 2011 Cellan, Scooby, The Dirty 0


Let the challenge begin. Scooby needs to be healthy and we are going to monitor his progress on TheDirty.com so he doesn’t cheat and stays motivated… the world is watching Scoobs. Once you take these pills the last thing you will be thinking about is Thanksgiving.

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Scooby 30 For 30 – The 30 Day Challange

October 25, 2011 Scooby, The Dirty 26

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, everyone in the office is jumping on this 30 day challenge after they saw how I killed it. Scooby is set to start November 1st and is going 30 for 30. I personally think he is going to hit 24 in 30 days because thanksgiving falls in the month of November.  How much do you think he will lose?

If he loses 50 pounds I will be happy. I want him to look like this again (CLICK HERE MVHS).- nik

**Scooby I am saving your life!!

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The Best Day Of Scooby’s Year

October 18, 2011 Cincinnati, Junior Varsity, Oakland, Scooby, The Dirty 14

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, so I get woken up at 6am this morning and my phone is going off.  I see it’s Scooby calling me, so I pick it up and he is nearly crying on the phone and can’t get a word out… I thought he got a DUI and was in jail or something, after a few minutes of hyperventilating he finally pieced the sentence together and let me know Carson Palmer is now a Raider.  Scooby said that is the missing link to winning the superbowl this year, what do you think boss?

He did the same thing to me this morning. I wanted to kill him. I’m trying to get as much sleep as possible before B-Day (Baby D-Day). Anyway, to all Raider fans- Al Davis is turning over in his Grave right now. Carson Palmer is washed up and has no idea how to play Raider football. Don’t be the idiot in your fantasy football league who wastes their waiver priority on this OC special.- nik



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Proving You Guys Wrong

September 10, 2011 Scooby, The Dirty 12

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, I’m getting tired of Scooby and you always talking down about my dreams of being a skateboarder and saying I only started skating because of Lil Wayne… That is complete BS, I was skating back in the day when Lil Wizzie was just a drug dealing crack baby… I might be 26, but watch me progress, and again Lil Wayne aint got sh*t on my skating skills.  Seacreast out.

Ok, but why do you “drank” Purple drank like Wayne?- nik



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