Scooby | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Don’t Miss Scooby On Nik Richie Radio

August 22, 2011 Scooby, The Dirty 11

If you haven’t watched my new radio show every Wednesday night at 8PM (Pacific) you are missing out. This is my co-host Scooby Sunday. He is famous now thanks to the 1.1 million hits the last episode had. Make sure you don’t miss this week as we have one of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends in-studio and the famous pornstar Lisa Ann.

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Best Show Yet Nik

August 11, 2011 Dallas, Hollywood, Junior Varsity, Scooby, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge DA fan and I have been watching your radio show non stop… and let me tell you… you are murdering it.  Hobie was probably the best guess you have had and well deserved second half hour with him… the dude was down to talk about anything, def entertaining… and then you bring in the closer aka Keisha Kimball, not only was she super smoking sexy but that voice just made my pants really happy… I do hope drunk Scooby asked her out after the show, because it definitely did look like she was eying him.

Scooby froze up afterwords and refused to give Keisha his number. BUST! I can’t wait to do a follow-up report in 6 months with her to see how her modeling career in LA is going. I have her first class ticket to Miami waiting.- nik

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You Are Getting Better By The Show

July 31, 2011 Junior Varsity, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge DA Strong and I’ve been watching your radio show weekly… Let me say at the beginning  I thought you guys would suck balls at this but its actually ENTERTAINING.  Each show you have stepped it up, and the talent you have brought on is amazing.  Nik, keep up the work..

Thanks… still have no idea what I am doing.- nik

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Who Eats The Cake

July 27, 2011 Las Vegas, Scooby, The Dirty 7

Make sure you tune into our radio show tonight as we discuss Scooby’s actions at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas. Did Hack get laid? Did JV land a DreamKiller? Why did Nik take a drug test? Oh and we have chicks coming into the studio…

Nik Richie Radio 8PM Pacific on… make sure you call in and play.  Don’t forget you can catch Nik Richie Radio live on your iPhone/iPad.

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Scooby Had A Great Birthday In Las Vegas

July 25, 2011 Las Vegas, Scooby, The Dirty 18

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, thanks for the awesome weekend from all of the staff… Scooby probably had one of the best weekends of his life… LAX was crazy Friday night, here are a few pictures and as usually there is no shortage of girls around Scooby.  The best part about his birthday cake, is that it had pictures of Nik Richie all over it.

Glad you guys had a good time. Today is Scooby Sunday’s real birthday so make sure you give him a shout. We are headed to Chicago for one last party at Stone Lotus tomorrow night. Also, thank you to LAX Nightclub for letting me turn the lights off.- nik

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I Under Estimated How Much Pimp Game Scooby Has

July 5, 2011 Hollywood, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just surfing the web this morning and came across this photo. Scooby must be on some next level player sh*t to bag him an actual celebrity like Raven Symone. Ha!

Yeah, him and Raven are into some weird voodoo furry arm sex sh*t.- nik

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Did Nik’s Chick Really Leave Her Ferrari Driving Boyfriend For Scooby

April 25, 2011 Dallas, Nik's Chick, Scooby, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I heard that Nik’s Chick is leaving her Ferrari driving boyfriend for your boy Scooby.  I didn’t believe it when I heard it, so I figured I would go straight to the source and see what this is all about.  Because if I’m right her name is Nik’s Chick, so Nik, what is the validity to this rumor?

I don’t know… sh*ts getting weird. We were in Vegas and he asked me for permission to date her?? I already knew about the secret love affair for the past month or so (Sorry Ferrari guy). Personally, I think she is just psycho and cannot let go.- nik

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Scooby Has Had Enough Of The Games

April 12, 2011 Junior Varsity, Las Vegas, Scooby, The Dirty 32

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, you recall last week how Scooby kept on bragging about how he had a super hot date for Friday night and when he showed you her FB profile you started cracking up and said “photoshop is for liars”?  and then Scooby replied “Yes, I agree but these pictures are not photoshopped”.  Well its Tuesday and he refuses to say one word about the date, and the girl.  I assumed it didn’t go well, and with the FB pictures Scooby just uploaded, well its safe to say the girl must have been a black belt in photoshop.  Nik, what you think about Scooby’s new pictures?

Scooby is the nice guy who will never find love because he believes his heart will guide his destiny. Bro, your heart is going to make you broke and lonely for the rest of your life. Stop chasing photoshop dreams on FB and start slaying some of my leftovers. I am sick of having you morons hang out with me and just stare at chicks. Girls don’t go to these events because they want to make friends. They go because they want you to choke them and pull their hair afterwards… some even like it when you spit on them (if there from Dallas). Scooby, I am putting you on probation until you rail Amanda Reed or an equivalent.- nik

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