Scooby | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

You Are Getting Better By The Show

July 31, 2011 Junior Varsity, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge DA Strong and I’ve been watching your radio show weekly… Let me say at the beginning  I thought you guys would suck balls at this but its actually ENTERTAINING.  Each show you have stepped it up, and the talent you have brought on is amazing.  Nik, keep up the work..

Thanks… still have no idea what I am doing.- nik

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Who Eats The Cake

July 27, 2011 Las Vegas, Scooby, The Dirty 7

Make sure you tune into our radio show tonight as we discuss Scooby’s actions at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas. Did Hack get laid? Did JV land a DreamKiller? Why did Nik take a drug test? Oh and we have chicks coming into the studio…

Nik Richie Radio 8PM Pacific on… make sure you call in and play.  Don’t forget you can catch Nik Richie Radio live on your iPhone/iPad.

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Scooby Had A Great Birthday In Las Vegas

July 25, 2011 Las Vegas, Scooby, The Dirty 18

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, thanks for the awesome weekend from all of the staff… Scooby probably had one of the best weekends of his life… LAX was crazy Friday night, here are a few pictures and as usually there is no shortage of girls around Scooby.  The best part about his birthday cake, is that it had pictures of Nik Richie all over it.

Glad you guys had a good time. Today is Scooby Sunday’s real birthday so make sure you give him a shout. We are headed to Chicago for one last party at Stone Lotus tomorrow night. Also, thank you to LAX Nightclub for letting me turn the lights off.- nik

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I Under Estimated How Much Pimp Game Scooby Has

July 5, 2011 Hollywood, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just surfing the web this morning and came across this photo. Scooby must be on some next level player sh*t to bag him an actual celebrity like Raven Symone. Ha!

Yeah, him and Raven are into some weird voodoo furry arm sex sh*t.- nik

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Did Nik’s Chick Really Leave Her Ferrari Driving Boyfriend For Scooby

April 25, 2011 Dallas, Nik's Chick, Scooby, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I heard that Nik’s Chick is leaving her Ferrari driving boyfriend for your boy Scooby.  I didn’t believe it when I heard it, so I figured I would go straight to the source and see what this is all about.  Because if I’m right her name is Nik’s Chick, so Nik, what is the validity to this rumor?

I don’t know… sh*ts getting weird. We were in Vegas and he asked me for permission to date her?? I already knew about the secret love affair for the past month or so (Sorry Ferrari guy). Personally, I think she is just psycho and cannot let go.- nik

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Scooby Has Had Enough Of The Games

April 12, 2011 Junior Varsity, Las Vegas, Scooby, The Dirty 32

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, you recall last week how Scooby kept on bragging about how he had a super hot date for Friday night and when he showed you her FB profile you started cracking up and said “photoshop is for liars”?  and then Scooby replied “Yes, I agree but these pictures are not photoshopped”.  Well its Tuesday and he refuses to say one word about the date, and the girl.  I assumed it didn’t go well, and with the FB pictures Scooby just uploaded, well its safe to say the girl must have been a black belt in photoshop.  Nik, what you think about Scooby’s new pictures?

Scooby is the nice guy who will never find love because he believes his heart will guide his destiny. Bro, your heart is going to make you broke and lonely for the rest of your life. Stop chasing photoshop dreams on FB and start slaying some of my leftovers. I am sick of having you morons hang out with me and just stare at chicks. Girls don’t go to these events because they want to make friends. They go because they want you to choke them and pull their hair afterwards… some even like it when you spit on them (if there from Dallas). Scooby, I am putting you on probation until you rail Amanda Reed or an equivalent.- nik

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“The Hurt Locker” Is A Great Friend To Keep Around

March 25, 2011 Junior Varsity, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 7

SCOOBY: Nik, just thought of one. JV already knows kinda cause we call Andy C.(previously known as Gorgeous)it.  The Hurt Locker – A male companion who’s sole responsibility is to disarm the grenade/landmine amongst a group of women. He is really the one that keeps the party going cause the “hater” doesn’t make all her girls leave.  Take that Jersey Shore! Yea buddy!

Scooby, that is not bad.- nik

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Scooby Takes Over Tampa Bay

March 18, 2011 Junior Varsity, Scooby, Tampa, The Dirty 29

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, this past weekend in Tampa Bay was insane, but it didn’t feel like we went down there for your last birthday party of the year, and Spring Break Kick-Off… Because the whole trip seemed like it was about Scooby, from the second the camera’s start rolling Scooby turned into DJ Scooby D… just took over everything.  I tried talking to girls at the club, he would walk up to me and say “Yo, JV I got dibs on that 1 as well”, then he gets on top of the bar and just start pouring drinks into every girls mouth.  And on top of that DJ Scooby D had to go break a table at The Venue when “No Hand’s” by Wakka Flakka came on.  Can you imagine how crazy his birthday party in Tampa is going to be this year?

Scooby Sunday was in the zone last weekend. I wonder if Tsunami has the video surveillance from The Venue of that night? The world wants to see how Scooby broke the table… it was the most amazing belly flop ever.- nik

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