JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, you recall last week how Scooby kept on bragging about how he had a super hot date for Friday night and when he showed you her FB profile you started cracking up and said “photoshop is for liars”? and then Scooby replied “Yes, I agree but these pictures are not photoshopped”. Well its Tuesday and he refuses to say one word about the date, and the girl. I assumed it didn’t go well, and with the FB pictures Scooby just uploaded, well its safe to say the girl must have been a black belt in photoshop. Nik, what you think about Scooby’s new pictures?
Scooby is the nice guy who will never find love because he believes his heart will guide his destiny. Bro, your heart is going to make you broke and lonely for the rest of your life. Stop chasing photoshop dreams on FB and start slaying some of my leftovers. I am sick of having you morons hang out with me and just stare at chicks. Girls don’t go to these events because they want to make friends. They go because they want you to choke them and pull their hair afterwards… some even like it when you spit on them (if there from Dallas). Scooby, I am putting you on probation until you rail Amanda Reed or an equivalent.- nik