I can’t wait to read the comments on this one… My birthday tour is picking up major momentum and it is not even my birthday month yet.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m pumped you are coming to 8eight8 on Saturday because I have been waiting to meet you brotha. Anyway after watching a quick minute of how you started your B-Day Tour in San Diego, I can only imagine how crazy you will get at your home town.
Hopefully the OC will not let me down this Saturday.- nik
**Upcoming Birthday events: Scottsdale, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, Austin, Houston and Chicago.
EMAIL FROM SCOOBY: Nik, dude who does this guy think he is? He can’t just say join Team Scooby and then go bike 600 miles for charity! And how does he know what a “beach ready bod” is anyway. He’s standing in the middle of the forest next to a river w/ nobody around. Try walking around the Caesars Palace casino shirtless and barefoot cause you lost your clothes at the pool. Now that is a “beach ready bod.” Ask the bride and groom that I shared an elevator with on way back to room. They’ll tell you. “Scooby success story” my ass. Give me a break… This guy is a scam.
Scooby that is a Green Screen buddy.- nik
Hack Email: Hey the guys at Opium Group need a final decision today on which flyer you want blasted. They told me the Hello Kitty one you wanted wasn’t blending right. Anyway get back to me asap.
DIRTY ARMY, the goal is to get Scooby laid on New Years. Which one (Leopard or Louis V) do you think will suck the ladies in? I am conflicted.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to tell your boys to stop bugging me about coming to Miami for new years. We are sending you a plane that seats 8. I am sure Scooby can use 2 of those seats.
J don’t talk to these guys. Scooby stop trying to milk a free trip. This is the New Regime (we don’t wrangle), I call the shots. And to all staff you are more than welcome to come to South Beach and party with me… good luck getting out there.- nik
So this rapper by the name of Gilly the Squid (17 year old high school kid) has been stalking me since he was 16. He is from Mesa, Arizona. Every time I go out on the weekends when I am home in Scottsdale this kid is waiting outside clubs trying to make me listen to his music. I never do.
This last Thursday he was standing outside PCL trying to give me a CD. I told him to stay in school and study and he told me to go F*CK myself. In my moment of clarity I apologized knowing this kid drives 30 minutes every time just to see me and he claims in emails that he is DIRTY ARMY.
Finally, the conversation ended with me telling him to make a Dirty song and I might listen to it. The next morning I had this in my inbox. Not bad for 17… what do you think?
Gilly, I am hosting an event on the Westside at Westgate Dec. 17th at McFadden’s. I want you to perform this song and see if it is really you.
Update: Click Here To Download This Song