Secretariat and War Admiral

February 4, 2008 Jersey, Secretariat, The Dirty, War Admiral 19

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Serious Question: If Secretariat told you that you would have to sleep with War Admiral and make out with tongue at least 100 times before you could touch one of her +2′s and take her virginity would you do it?

Before you answer take a really good look at War Admiral’s face…



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Secretariat

January 25, 2008 Jersey, Secretariat 12

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Right now this horse is by far the front runner as hottest chick in Jersey. Put your money on Secretariat.



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War Admiral and Secretariat

January 23, 2008 Jersey, Secretariat, The Dirty, War Admiral 23

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War Admiral- Blue
Secretariat- Black

Yes, Secretariat needs to find a new horsey to play with.



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Secretariat and War Admiral

January 22, 2008 Jersey, Secretariat, The Dirty, War Admiral 18

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That was quick… I told you WAR ADMIRAL was a looker. She eats hay like a champion.



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Secretariat 1973 Triple Crown Winner

January 22, 2008 Jersey, Secretariat, The Dirty 22

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Yeah, it is tough to believe that this thoroughbred is out of Jersey, but this gummy horse stallion is a winner. I met this chick at a party in NYC (good times) once back in the day I believe her name was Heather if my memory serves me coreectly. Anyway, she had another Horsey friend she was always hanging with and was a major jealous cock block. I am giving Heather the name SECRETARIAT and her monster friend the name WAR ADMIRAL… I am hoping to build a stall in my regulars section soon with a collection of the best horses from around the world. Maybe stud them? I don’t know if I will have enough time?

If you have any pictures of these 2 Horses please send them… shouldn’t be tough since they are the definition of +2′s in Jersey (plastic surgery is new to that market). Ah, revenge it sweet. Long live SECRETARIAT!- nik



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