DIRTY ARMY, as you know, I have a stable of Dirty Horses which include:

Sea Biscuit

Barbaro

War Admiral

Secretariat (Dirty Derby Winner)

8 Belles

Cigar

Well, I am thinking about purchasing this fine horsey from Dallas and need a quality name before I add her to the DIRTY stable. DIRTY ARMY, please send me more pictures of this horse along with names you see fit for this future champion. Think about it, embrace it.

EMAIL: Nik your favorite horse was in Vegas last weekend.

Secretariat, is that you? She has lost a lot of weight since TheDirty.com derby.- nik

EMAIL: Our old friend Secretariat… Looks as if this horse has been chowing down on a ton of hay.

Unfortunately we might have to put down Secretariat. The DIRTY ARMY sent in some recent pictures of her and I am not to happy with the results. Secretariat’s double chin is going to slow her down bigtime? The only thing I can think of is that she has a baby zebra horse on the way?- nik

Remember when she was a beautiful horse? (Below)

2008 TheDirty.com Derby Champion

(created by the DIRTY ARMY)

Which DIRTY horse would you bet on to win theDIRTY DERBY?

My choice would be Secretariat from Jersey by a furlong, for obvious reasons (below).

EMAIL: Well Mr. Richie, a little bird told me I was on your site a while back and that you labeled me Secrateriat! You think I look like a horse? Well, I guess you’re the expert on this naming stuff. Anyways, if you can’t beat um, join um. Check out my new necklace in your honor. Keep me Dirty!

Secretariat

That a girl, take it in stride. You gained a ton of respect in my book and the DIRTY ARMY’s, but you got to ditch WAR ADMIRAL. I can’t look at her face.- nik

(DA I made a link for her… so you can click on her name above and see previous posts… she is a good looking Horse.)

SECRETARIAT

WAR ADMIRAL and SECRETARIAT

Things that need to happen if Secretariat wants to be a better race horse:
1. Get the hell out of Jersey.
2. Ditch War Admiral.
3. Never Smile.

I will be launching my stable later today in the Hall of Fame Dirty Regulars section under Nik’s Thoroughbreds.- nik